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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the worst thing you have ever found under a forskin

It doesn't have to be your own so ladies feel free to join in

I'll start... went on a Butlins 50s music weekend and had quite a time with some of the old Dorris's there...was in the shower on the Monday after and found a top plate for a set of dentures under my forskin....

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Lots and lots of crusty, dried blood - which at 18 years old terrified me. It was only after some very delicate washing and finding no injury that a alternative explanation occurred. I had no idea what a "heavy period" was until then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um....the occasional sprinkle of glitter?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots and lots of crusty, dried blood - which at 18 years old terrified me. It was only after some very delicate washing and finding no injury that a alternative explanation occurred. I had no idea what a "heavy period" was until then. "

Crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penis head

My penis head

I've only ever looked under my own foreskin

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Kitchen sink

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"What is the worst thing you have ever found under a forskin

It doesn't have to be your own so ladies feel free to join in

How big is your foreskin??

And nothing under mine, as I haven't had one since the age of 3....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Avenger planes that originally went missing in the Bermuda Triangle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Avenger planes that originally went missing in the Bermuda Triangle."

that's that mystery solved

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Waiting for the inevitable 'sweetcorn' comment.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine my surprise as Lord Lucan rode Shergar out ... I think elvis is still stuck in there somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the worst thing you have ever found under a forskin

It doesn't have to be your own so ladies feel free to join in

How big is your foreskin??

And nothing under mine, as I haven't had one since the age of 3...."

Im guessing it's a lot bigger than average...it's my fault really...I never got the hang of masturbation till I was in my 30s so just used to tug endlessly on my forskin...it must be about 2ft long now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the worst thing you have ever found under a forskin

It doesn't have to be your own so ladies feel free to join in

How big is your foreskin??

And nothing under mine, as I haven't had one since the age of 3....

That's got to be a five or six skin!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Not under it but where it recently once was....a split stitch and lots of fresh blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once found a shard of glass in mine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a shard of glass in mine!! "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Crusty dry urine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crusty dry urine

Please stop. I am becoming aroused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really really long hair! Not even one of my own. Never been with a girl at the time either so fuck knows where it came from wasnt there the day before lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Crusty dry urine

Please stop. I am becoming aroused!"

Oh baby. Oh baby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A mate of mine went to Thailand on holiday ...one morning he found a ping pong ball under his forskin. Turns out the dancer he shagged from the bar he was in the previous night hadn't fired out all her ping pongs at work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a shard of glass in mine!! "

In your foreskin?

YOUR foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a shard of glass in mine!!

In your foreskin?

YOUR foreskin?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a shard of glass in mine!!

In your foreskin?

YOUR foreskin?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a shard of glass in mine!!

In your foreskin?

YOUR foreskin?

Yes

But the good news is there was also cookies crumbs and because I was so hungry it took my mind off the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a shard of glass in mine!!

In your foreskin?

YOUR foreskin?

Yes

But the good news is there was also cookies crumbs and because I was so hungry it took my mind off the pain "

Every cloud,eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cookies sound great...glass less so..the only thing remotely edible I've found is rim cheese but according to the Mrs it doesn’t taste that great...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A Sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frisbee

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Found a Lynx can once, still full and usable

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By *oAngelsCouple
over a year ago

Sutton

"Cookies sound great...glass less so..the only thing remotely edible I've found is rim cheese but according to the Mrs it doesn’t taste that great... "

Eew. Organzola!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Found a Lynx can once, still full and usable

At least that's useful..although if it's lynx Africa, I've been banned from wearing it, as I turn from clunge monster to clunge magnet... and as we know there's not enough ladies on FAB as it is, without me snaffeling them all

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