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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Sainsbury’s.

Any of you pervs want anything?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Sainsbury’s.

Any of you pervs want anything?"

I dare you to put just three things in your basket and go to a ‘manned’ checkout - not a machine!

Three things are:

Lube

Condoms

And the biggest cucumber you can find.

Will you do it?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Cornetto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jar of coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer and money sandwich... Hold the bread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget your Nectar card and reusable bags for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 mangoes

8 Passionfruit

12 Pink Grapefruit

Brewing a new beer tomorrow and need these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"12 mangoes

8 Passionfruit

12 Pink Grapefruit

Brewing a new beer tomorrow and need these "

Sounds fruity.

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Sainsbury’s.

Any of you pervs want anything?

I dare you to put just three things in your basket and go to a ‘manned’ checkout - not a machine!

Three things are:

Lube

Condoms

And the biggest cucumber you can find.

Will you do it?"

Lol. No, too chicken

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Dont forget your Nectar card and reusable bags for life

Never without my nectar card. And I always take my rucksack with a bag for life tucked in the bottom (of the bag

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A woman, ideally with tea & a packet of custard creams in her hand (other biscuits won't result in a rejection).

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Jar of coffee please

I’ll make you a proper coffee instead.

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Cornetto."

Didn’t know what flavour you liked so I bought one of each.

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Beer and money sandwich... Hold the bread!"

All out I’m afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sainsbury’s.

Any of you pervs want anything?"

Chardonnay, Dark Chocolate, Grapes & Strawberries Please

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Chocolate, please. "

I bought you a Mars bar, it’s in my pocket. Just pop your hand in there and grab it

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Can you pop into aldi on the way back ? If im going to stick a cucumber up my bum i want it to be as cheep as chips !! Thanks.

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"12 mangoes

8 Passionfruit

12 Pink Grapefruit

Brewing a new beer tomorrow and need these "

Sounds interesting, That reminds me I need some brewer’s years. Thanks!

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"A threesome"

*looks at profile, swoons, desperately looks for fem up for it*

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"A woman, ideally with tea & a packet of custard creams in her hand (other biscuits won't result in a rejection). "

I’ll see if the wife will pop round with some of her home made cookies, Might change her mind about a kink lifetstyle.

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Can you pop into aldi on the way back ? If im going to stick a cucumber up my bum i want it to be as cheep as chips !! Thanks. "

Will do!

*paints cock green*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beer and money sandwich... Hold the bread!

All out I’m afraid. "

Ah well, thanks for trying.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Some whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"12 mangoes

8 Passionfruit

12 Pink Grapefruit

Brewing a new beer tomorrow and need these

Sounds interesting, That reminds me I need some brewer’s years. Thanks!"

Brewing an Olicana hopped pale with extra fruit to put some intense flavour in there.

What yeast are you using?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Can you pop into aldi on the way back ? If im going to stick a cucumber up my bum i want it to be as cheep as chips !! Thanks. "

Cheap cucumber? As long as it’s not gone soggy

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Can you pop into aldi on the way back ? If im going to stick a cucumber up my bum i want it to be as cheep as chips !! Thanks.

Cheap cucumber? As long as it’s not gone soggy"

But it's ok if it's wonky !!

Also can you see if Sainsburys sell stockings, just tried to get some and they are like unicorn poop to buy. Xx

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Some whiskey

Don’t know much about whiskey. What sort do you like? Jameson’s ok for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flapjacks please!

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Brewing an Olicana hopped pale with extra fruit to put some intense flavour in there.

What yeast are you using? "

No idea! It’s a brewing kit I got a little while ago. It’s been sat so long the little packet of yeast has gone out of date

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Flapjacks please!"

Sorted. I’ve popped some toffee yum yums in there too.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I quite fancy a Starbar please OP

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Flapjacks please!"

I'm just making flapjacks

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Bourbons please

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes, some oranges, duck tape and Vaseline please

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A bottle of white wine, 2 bunches of daffodils and a box of orange matchmakers. Thank you.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t give them the money

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Some whiskey

Don’t know much about whiskey. What sort do you like? Jameson’s ok for you?"

It’s my favourite

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Some whiskey

Don’t know much about whiskey. What sort do you like? Jameson’s ok for you?

It’s my favourite

Popped a bottle of Stone’s Ginger Wine in their too so you can make whiskey macs.

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Bourbons please

Damn! Misread that and bought you a bottle of Jack Daniel’s by mistake.

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I quite fancy a Starbar please OP"

No chance! I’ve seen what you do with them, you dirty girl!

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Yes, some oranges, duck tape and Vaseline please

Only if you take photos of what you do with them!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Bourbons please

Damn! Misread that and bought you a bottle of Jack Daniel’s by mistake."

Well you had better go back then

I'll keep the JD safe in my belly

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"A bottle of white wine, 2 bunches of daffodils and a box of orange matchmakers. Thank you.x"

Sorted. I’ve looked at your profile and I’m bringing them up personally as quick as I can.

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Wouldn’t give them the money

S&M...I mean M&S?

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Bourbons please

Damn! Misread that and bought you a bottle of Jack Daniel’s by mistake.

Well you had better go back then

I'll keep the JD safe in my belly

Pour me a shot. I’m gonna need it after all this shopping,

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Bourbons please

Damn! Misread that and bought you a bottle of Jack Daniel’s by mistake.

Well you had better go back then

I'll keep the JD safe in my belly

Pour me a shot. I’m gonna need it after all this shopping,"

Of course, some people are so demanding huh

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’m just popping out, of my pants, I’ve either got a raging hard on and it’s climbed over the waist band or the inner lining of my shorts are ripped

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Some whiskey

Don’t know much about whiskey. What sort do you like? Jameson’s ok for you?

It’s my favourite

Popped a bottle of Stone’s Ginger Wine in their too so you can make whiskey macs."

Ohhh yummy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"12 mangoes

8 Passionfruit

12 Pink Grapefruit

Brewing a new beer tomorrow and need these "

Sounds lush. What will it be called ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes, some oranges, duck tape and Vaseline please

Only if you take photos of what you do with them!"

Deal. I’ve just sent you a PM

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By *ocus OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I’m just popping out, of my pants, I’ve either got a raging hard on and it’s climbed over the waist band or the inner lining of my shorts are ripped

I’ll pick up some new pants for you.

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