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"Moan? Right! I’m observing an epidemic of gobbing today; I have personally witnessed three dirty bastards hocking loogies near me this morning and everywhere I go I am seeing flob on the footpaths. I’m almost tempted to summon up a green demon myself just to fit in with this ostensible new craze "I blame Brexit  | |||
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"Moan? Right! I’m observing an epidemic of gobbing today; I have personally witnessed three dirty bastards hocking loogies near me this morning and everywhere I go I am seeing flob on the footpaths. I’m almost tempted to summon up a green demon myself just to fit in with this ostensible new craze " thankfully I've not had breakfast yet! | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it." I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x" I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs!  x | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs! x"Meow! Cat fight!  | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs! x"I'm doing my very best woman. No bugger coming from my way though x | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it." I've always found the best way to deal with gossip is to ignore it. If I actually gave a shit about anything that's ever been said about me behind my back I'd have died from chronic diarrhoea long ago. Worrying about what others think/say is as pointless as a tuskless narwhal. A | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs! x
Meow! Cat fight! "Ohh I feel we need to pull a paddling pool out & fill it with jelly for that! | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs! x
Meow! Cat fight!
Ohh I feel we need to pull a paddling pool out & fill it with jelly for that! "Maybe in a couple of months when it's warmer  | |||
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"Moan? Right! I’m observing an epidemic of gobbing today; I have personally witnessed three dirty bastards hocking loogies near me this morning and everywhere I go I am seeing flob on the footpaths. I’m almost tempted to summon up a green demon myself just to fit in with this ostensible new craze "I've no idea why, but I can't stop laughing at this? My moan is that all the giggling has hurt my sides! | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs! x
Meow! Cat fight!
Ohh I feel we need to pull a paddling pool out & fill it with jelly for that!
Maybe in a couple of months when it's warmer "Who said we would go outside? Shove it on the dancefloor & turn the heating up  | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs! x
Meow! Cat fight!
Ohh I feel we need to pull a paddling pool out & fill it with jelly for that!
Maybe in a couple of months when it's warmer
Who said we would go outside? Shove it on the dancefloor & turn the heating up"I'd end up sat in it eating it x  | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs! x
Meow! Cat fight!
Ohh I feel we need to pull a paddling pool out & fill it with jelly for that!
Maybe in a couple of months when it's warmer
Who said we would go outside? Shove it on the dancefloor & turn the heating up"Bellyflop from the pole. That'd be a hoot. | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs! x
Meow! Cat fight!
Ohh I feel we need to pull a paddling pool out & fill it with jelly for that!
Maybe in a couple of months when it's warmer
Who said we would go outside? Shove it on the dancefloor & turn the heating up
I'd end up sat in it eating it x "I'll fight you. Is that menacing item of yours waterproof? | |||
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"Indirect sniping and behind closed doors gossip. If you've got something to say, fucking say it. I agree. If you have a problem with me, or anyone, then say so and we can either sort it out or not speak again. Let's act like the grown ups we are x I'll have a problem with you if I don't see you Friday Mrs! x
Meow! Cat fight!
Ohh I feel we need to pull a paddling pool out & fill it with jelly for that!
Maybe in a couple of months when it's warmer
Who said we would go outside? Shove it on the dancefloor & turn the heating up
I'd end up sat in it eating it x " what flavour jelly do you not like?? X | |||
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"Moan? Right! I’m observing an epidemic of gobbing today; I have personally witnessed three dirty bastards hocking loogies near me this morning and everywhere I go I am seeing flob on the footpaths. I’m almost tempted to summon up a green demon myself just to fit in with this ostensible new craze
I've no idea why, but I can't stop laughing at this? My moan is that all the giggling has hurt my sides!"A good flob should get it out your system (quite literally) | |||
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"It's not Thursday. Premature. *shocking." Fuck protocol | |||
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"There is no flavour I don't like and yes missus, its waterproof. Crown me the winner now x "I'm just imagining wrestling with that... thing involved | |||
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"It's not Thursday. Premature. *shocking. Fuck protocol" Heresy...... PinkSwing shall hear of this blasphemy. | |||
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"There is no flavour I don't like and yes missus, its waterproof. Crown me the winner now x "*dangles crown* fight me for it x | |||
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"You already had mine on WhatsApp!! Did I inspire this?! "haha you already have 1 dedicated thread 2 in a day is pushing it!
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"You already had mine on WhatsApp!! Did I inspire this?!
haha you already have 1 dedicated thread 2 in a day is pushing it!
your moans make my day "That's what she said | |||
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"You already had mine on WhatsApp!! Did I inspire this?!
haha you already have 1 dedicated thread 2 in a day is pushing it!
your moans make my day
That's what she said " | |||
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"Moan? Right! I’m observing an epidemic of gobbing today; I have personally witnessed three dirty bastards hocking loogies near me this morning and everywhere I go I am seeing flob on the footpaths. I’m almost tempted to summon up a green demon myself just to fit in with this ostensible new craze "Don't give in to it! | |||
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"You already had mine on WhatsApp!! Did I inspire this?! "You're everywhere on mine | |||
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"There is no flavour I don't like and yes missus, its waterproof. Crown me the winner now x
*dangles crown* fight me for it x"On way. Do we need bikinis for this? X | |||
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"There is no flavour I don't like and yes missus, its waterproof. Crown me the winner now x
*dangles crown* fight me for it x
On way. Do we need bikinis for this? X "I don't have one, I'll wear just a thong & vest x | |||
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"There is no flavour I don't like and yes missus, its waterproof. Crown me the winner now x
*dangles crown* fight me for it x
On way. Do we need bikinis for this? X "I haven't worn a bikini since I was a teenager  | |||
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"There is no flavour I don't like and yes missus, its waterproof. Crown me the winner now x
*dangles crown* fight me for it x
On way. Do we need bikinis for this? X
I haven't worn a bikini since I was a teenager "Your sexy red set can double up as one for this I'm sure | |||
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"There is no flavour I don't like and yes missus, its waterproof. Crown me the winner now x
*dangles crown* fight me for it x
On way. Do we need bikinis for this? X
I haven't worn a bikini since I was a teenager
Your sexy red set can double up as one for this I'm sure "I might have lost so much weight it doesn't fit. I might have to pay homage to Ms A Summers again soon | |||
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"I'll wear my franchise and a vest top then. I last wore a bikini when my chest was flat. Prob aged 8 x " Ffs, frenchies. Fucking autocarrot x | |||
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"I'll wear my franchise and a vest top then. I last wore a bikini when my chest was flat. Prob aged 8 x Ffs, frenchies. Fucking autocarrot x " Love frenchies  x | |||
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"I'll wear my franchise and a vest top then. I last wore a bikini when my chest was flat. Prob aged 8 x Ffs, frenchies. Fucking autocarrot x Love frenchies x"The men or the knickers? X | |||
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"You already had mine on WhatsApp!! Did I inspire this?!
haha you already have 1 dedicated thread 2 in a day is pushing it!
your moans make my day "You could take this more than one way lmao | |||
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"You already had mine on WhatsApp!! Did I inspire this?!
haha you already have 1 dedicated thread 2 in a day is pushing it!
your moans make my day
You could take this more than one way lmao"Take it however you want just moan to me Hanky, moan to me | |||
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"My intermittent internet connection. And the slight worries I have about myself. Apart from that I'm very very happy so yay Mondays! " You are beautiful _eli, everyone has the same worries, but you are sexy as hell the way you are.  xxx | |||
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"My intermittent internet connection. And the slight worries I have about myself. Apart from that I'm very very happy so yay Mondays! You are beautiful _eli, everyone has the same worries, but you are sexy as hell the way you are. xxx"You're such a softie! Thank you for making my Monday such a happy one x | |||
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"I'm not gear grinding today. I'm recovering from a mammoth working weekend and planning on not doing much at all. But if I HAD to have a grumble (and I'm finding my arm getting twisted behind my back) I'll go with ... my tootsies are chilly. Also, I want to hold my baby-love, stroke his forehead and have him rest his head on my chest. P " Well as if by magic I have appeared at your abode , with an equal longing to be held, have my head stroked and nuzzle my nut gently into your bosom...
That leaves your somewhat chilly toes...Yet if I suckle those little pinkie tenderly into my mouth then that ceases to be a problem too, no?
B, the rectifier of all shit. | |||
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"Moan? Right! I’m observing an epidemic of gobbing today; I have personally witnessed three dirty bastards hocking loogies near me this morning and everywhere I go I am seeing flob on the footpaths. I’m almost tempted to summon up a green demon myself just to fit in with this ostensible new craze " | |||
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"I'm not gear grinding today. I'm recovering from a mammoth working weekend and planning on not doing much at all. But if I HAD to have a grumble (and I'm finding my arm getting twisted behind my back) I'll go with ... my tootsies are chilly. Also, I want to hold my baby-love, stroke his forehead and have him rest his head on my chest. P Well as if by magic I have appeared at your abode , with an equal longing to be held, have my head stroked and nuzzle my nut gently into your bosom...
That leaves your somewhat chilly toes...Yet if I suckle those little pinkie tenderly into my mouth then that ceases to be a problem too, no?
B, the rectifier of all shit. "You two are sickening  | |||
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"My intermittent internet connection. And the slight worries I have about myself. Apart from that I'm very very happy so yay Mondays! You are beautiful _eli, everyone has the same worries, but you are sexy as hell the way you are. xxx
You're such a softie! Thank you for making my Monday such a happy one x"less of the softie bit _eli!! 
People will talk! Xxx | |||
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