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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Just something light hearted to have a laugh to

The Chav's Prayer, Our father, who art in prison, Mother knows not his name. Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB Sports as it is in Poundland. Give us this day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy-slap those who give evidence against us. And lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the chavdom, the blueberry and the Blackberry, for ever and ever, Innit blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just something light hearted to have a laugh to

The Chav's Prayer, Our father, who art in prison, Mother knows not his name. Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB Sports as it is in Poundland. Give us this day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy-slap those who give evidence against us. And lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the chavdom, the blueberry and the Blackberry, for ever and ever, Innit blood."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love the rain. i wanna stroll out into the eye of a downpour in the middle of nowhere and just let it drench me

my fantasys to fcuk in a torrential downpour

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just something light hearted to have a laugh to

The Chav's Prayer, Our father, who art in prison, Mother knows not his name. Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB Sports as it is in Poundland. Give us this day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy-slap those who give evidence against us. And lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the chavdom, the blueberry and the Blackberry, for ever and ever, Innit blood."

Light hearted ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Sunday afternoon the chimes from an Ice-cream vendors van heralds his arrival in my street blasting-out the usual array of traditional tunes associated with his craft……

Today he raised my smile playing a resolutely optimistic rendition of “ Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head”

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Every Sunday afternoon the chimes from an Ice-cream vendors van heralds his arrival in my street blasting-out the usual array of traditional tunes associated with his craft……

Today he raised my smile playing a resolutely optimistic rendition of “ Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My girlfriend asked me to give her a golden shower the other day,

It costs a fortune, but it does add a bit of character to the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check out my prayer on my pofile!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My mate set me up on a blind date.

He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."

I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love the rain. i wanna stroll out into the eye of a downpour in the middle of nowhere and just let it drench me

my fantasys to fcuk in a torrential downpour "

Add a muddy field and i'll be there

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Just something light hearted to have a laugh to

The Chav's Prayer, Our father, who art in prison, Mother knows not his name. Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB Sports as it is in Poundland. Give us this day our welfare bread, and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy-slap those who give evidence against us. And lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the chavdom, the blueberry and the Blackberry, for ever and ever, Innit blood."
made me chuckle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember growing up being told when the ice cream man plays his tune means he's ran out

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