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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Happy Monday everyone...

Post here if your present and correct on the forum this morning....

Roll call will end at 1 pm ...(I know Lorna will be late ...)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Present, yes. Never correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm present, but far from correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correctly present.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present, yes. Never correct."

Morning Swing......Congrats on being first to report in for duty....

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, everyone

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm present, but far from correct. "

Good Morning Daniel....Thanks for being present!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Correctly present. "

Your certainly are Mr M...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Morning Ash, hope you have a good day

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here!"

Morning Curvy...I can see you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting for duty

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning, everyone "

Good morning Sapiophile.....Its a lovely Sunny day here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention

Eyes Front

Civvy Dayna reporting for duty again.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Here Ash, have a good day

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here "

Thanks for reporting in....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash, hope you have a good day "

Good morning Ms Bossy...I hope you have a good day also....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning.. present and slightly incorrect here

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Im here but struggling. Smacked my elbow on a window frame and stubbed my toe on a loose floor board. Commented on the wrong post on Twitter now arguing with a bunch of farmers. Fuck Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning x

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Im here but struggling. Smacked my elbow on a window frame and stubbed my toe on a loose floor board. Commented on the wrong post on Twitter now arguing with a bunch of farmers. Fuck Monday. "

Ouch! Sounds like you need to go back to bed where its safe

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Reporting for duty "

Morning...Thanks for reporting in for duty....

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay


"Im here but struggling. Smacked my elbow on a window frame and stubbed my toe on a loose floor board. Commented on the wrong post on Twitter now arguing with a bunch of farmers. Fuck Monday.

Ouch! Sounds like you need to go back to bed where its safe "

I did for a bit but the food and eveything is downstairs so, might as get up and confine myself to the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staaaand too!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Attention

Eyes Front

Civvy Dayna reporting for duty again."

Morning Civvy Dayna...you're looking very impressive at the front of the parade....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here Ash, have a good day "

Good Monday Samiss....Hope you have a great day also x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here Ash, have a good day

Good Monday Samiss....Hope you have a great day also x"

x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning.. present and slightly incorrect here"

Morning Hants.....I'm often slightly incorrect also....

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'm present, even though I perhaps shouldn't be

...and I'm always correct -arent all women?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Im here but struggling. Smacked my elbow on a window frame and stubbed my toe on a loose floor board. Commented on the wrong post on Twitter now arguing with a bunch of farmers. Fuck Monday. "

I'm sorry to read that and I hope you have a better Tuesday.

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By *arah_tv999TV/TS
over a year ago

Oxford

Hi everyone

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In present correct

Raving angry client none payer 2 months over due grrrr

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning x"

Morning BlueBelle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and incorrect Ash x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Staaaand too!"

Morning Gatsby...That was a very impressive stand too!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never left.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm present, even though I perhaps shouldn't be

...and I'm always correct -arent all women?"

Morning Platinum.....Thats what Lorna always says to me!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi everyone"

Hi Sarah...I hope you have a fab day...

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

Present not sure if I'm correct on standby at work very boring day ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipping in and out. I should really go do some stuff

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Im here but struggling. Smacked my elbow on a window frame and stubbed my toe on a loose floor board. Commented on the wrong post on Twitter now arguing with a bunch of farmers. Fuck Monday.

Ouch! Sounds like you need to go back to bed where its safe

I did for a bit but the food and eveything is downstairs so, might as get up and confine myself to the sofa "

Duvet day on the sofa is what I'm doing today too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adsum

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Have no fear.

I is here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here in body. God only knows where my mind is.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m here and standing to attention!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"In present correct

Raving angry client none payer 2 months over due grrrr "

Morning Talben...Good luck with your client!....

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By *ames2602Man
over a year ago

whittle

Morning all

Present and correct i think.

Or do i need to be corrected

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Checking in after a boring MDT meeting

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By *rBukkakeMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

In

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Good morning Ash... did you have a good weekend?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present and incorrect Ash x "

Good morning Angie...x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I never left."

Morning Drago...You are welcome to have a short coffee break....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We're both here Ash.

Jo&D.Xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present not sure if I'm correct on standby at work very boring day ahead"

Morning Mad.....I hope work isn't too boring today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All prescent and ready for duty

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Dipping in and out. I should really go do some stuff "

Morning MIA......I will be dipping my biscuits into my coffee in a while....

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Don’t know where I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

Am around all be it trying to find WiFi that let's me log on to fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Morning Ash

Im dipping in and out as per usual

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Checking in.

Working from home today, great commute times

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Adsum"

I had to look that one up on Google!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Have no fear.

I is here. "

That was very poetic....

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Here but should be concentrating on the training I'm in.

Who organises training on a Monday morning??

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here in body. God only knows where my mind is. "

Morning Venus....Mine often goes missing also....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m here and standing to attention! "

Morning Vine...I think you better stand at the back of the parade for a while!...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There's way too much blood in my caffeine stream this morning.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all

Present and correct i think.

Or do i need to be corrected "

Morning James....Do you need to be corrected?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Checking in after a boring MDT meeting "

Morning Chillout...I hope the rest of your day is more exciting

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash... did you have a good weekend?"

Good morning innocent times..I had a great weekend thank you....I hope you did also?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"We're both here Ash.

Jo&D.Xx "

Morning Jo and D...Thanks for reporting in for duty x

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By *0FrankMan
over a year ago

The South!

Guten morgen!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"All prescent and ready for duty"

Good Morning Cupra.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t know where I am "

Do we need to form a search party?....

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By *adforit1304Man
over a year ago

Limerick/Clare

Morning all

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all

Am around all be it trying to find WiFi that let's me log on to fab "

Hope you manage to find some WiFi on your travels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here but face first on the counter trying not to fall asleep

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


""

Morning Testarosa.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash

Im dipping in and out as per usual "

Morning Compersion....I hope you have fun dipping in and out today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning, everyone

Good morning Sapiophile.....Its a lovely Sunny day here.... "

Here, too! Just a bit gusty

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Checking in.

Working from home today, great commute times "

Morning Teebee...no excuse for being late today...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Present!

I guess I'm also like an actual present too

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here but should be concentrating on the training I'm in.

Who organises training on a Monday morning?? "

Morning Lily...I dont know anyone who organises training on a monday morning

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Guten morgen!

"

Good morning Frank....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way aye pet

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all "

Good morning and thanks for reporting in.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here but face first on the counter trying not to fall asleep "

Morning Groot....sounds like you need a couple of strong coffees....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present!

I guess I'm also like an actual present too "

Morning northants....its always like a gift to see you on the forum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here but face first on the counter trying not to fall asleep

Morning Groot....sounds like you need a couple of strong coffees...."

Bionic suit to move me around for the day would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m ear

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Present!

I guess I'm also like an actual present too

Morning northants....its always like a gift to see you on the forum...."

Yay! Not a shit one like socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct just about

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Stella l Heels here all presented a erect

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Way aye pet"

I need to practice my Geordie accent......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m correct but don’t know about present

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m ear "

Morning Sam....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present!

I guess I'm also like an actual present too

Morning northants....its always like a gift to see you on the forum....

Yay! Not a shit one like socks "

I'm always losing my socks so I welcome them as gifts....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present and correct just about "

Thanks for reporting in for duty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present sir

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Stella l Heels here all presented a erect"

Look very erect this morning Stella.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m correct but don’t know about present "

Good morning Adoras....hope you will be present soon....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present sir "

Good morning Gent.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m ear

Morning Sam...."

Morning Ash...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm off for a march down to the shops....roll call will finish at 1 pm today....

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By *H and HJCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Good morning fabsters

H here enjoying her ‘Saturday’ morning lie in...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

[Removed by poster at 03/02/20 11:14:46]

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Present and incorrect.

Hello

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Cognito ergo sum...

Or am i deleted? It's hard to tell at this time on a monday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning.

I’m here, only just, but I’m here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Private Sensual reporting for duty Ash

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Morning

I'll be both present and correct when I can be arsed to get dressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm here

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here and not late!

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By *zreal_rdgMan
over a year ago

Reading

Here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here. Currently in macdonalds......bad move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here. Currently in macdonalds......bad move"

Oh heck yes!!! I could do go for a large big Mac meal and a double cheeseburger

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning fabsters

H here enjoying her ‘Saturday’ morning lie in... "

Afternoon H...I hope you enjoy your lie in!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present and incorrect.

Hello "

Afternoon Lass...Thanks for reporting in...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cognito ergo sum...

Or am i deleted? It's hard to tell at this time on a monday..."

Afternoon Polly....It looks like you're present and correct...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning.

I’m here, only just, but I’m here "

Afternoon ElKid...I'm glad that you're here...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning all "

Afternoon Buryguy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 min to spare

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Private Sensual reporting for duty Ash "

Thanks for reporting in for duty Private Sensual...Have you got anything to report?...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning

I'll be both present and correct when I can be arsed to get dressed."

Afternoon Sophie.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well I'm here"

Thanks for reporting in MrDJ....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here!"

Good Afternoon Locus.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here and not late! "

Yayyy!...I knew you made it on time for duty today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi new here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here

"

Thanks for reporting in....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all "

Good afternoon Fozzy...Are you present and correct?.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Private Sensual reporting for duty Ash

Thanks for reporting in for duty Private Sensual...Have you got anything to report?..."

There’s been some enemy tank movements on the Western front but we managed to chase them off with a hose pipe. All quiet again now

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here. Currently in macdonalds......bad move"

Could i have 3 Big Macs and 2 apple pies please...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello! "

Good Afternoon Jaime......

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"1 min to spare "

Well done Unique....Just in time!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here but dont tell anyone

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here"

Good Afternoon Lorraine....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Forum roll call is now over!...Any one reporting in late will have to give me 20 push ups and go on a march around the parade ground....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here "

Good afternoon Mr J....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh poo I (her) am late grrr x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi new here"

welcome to the forums Buryman.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Private Sensual reporting for duty Ash

Thanks for reporting in for duty Private Sensual...Have you got anything to report?...

There’s been some enemy tank movements on the Western front but we managed to chase them off with a hose pipe. All quiet again now "

Great work Private...Thank god we don;t have a hose pipe ban at the moment...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here but dont tell anyone"

We wont tell anybody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here

Good afternoon Mr J.... "

Good afternoon sir, apologies for my late arrival

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Good morning Ash... did you have a good weekend?

Good morning innocent times..I had a great weekend thank you....I hope you did also?...."

Mine was frigging amazing, had such a great time!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh poo I (her) am late grrr x "

Sorry you just missed the 1 pm roll call deadline....The punishment today is a 15 minute march around the parade ground!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh poo I (her) am late grrr x

Sorry you just missed the 1 pm roll call deadline....The punishment today is a 15 minute march around the parade ground!... "

Wearing?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here

Good afternoon Mr J....

Good afternoon sir, apologies for my late arrival "

Can you give me 20 push ups Mr J and then join the other late arrivals marching around the parade ground....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here

Good afternoon Mr J....

Good afternoon sir, apologies for my late arrival

Can you give me 20 push ups Mr J and then join the other late arrivals marching around the parade ground.... "

Ohh ffs.. If I must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Good afternoon Fozzy...Are you present and correct?..... "

Definitely present, the correct part is debatable

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh poo I (her) am late grrr x

Sorry you just missed the 1 pm roll call deadline....The punishment today is a 15 minute march around the parade ground!...

Wearing? "

you're welcome to wear anything you like but i wouldn't recommend high heels today....

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I was here but missed it by 23 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh poo I (her) am late grrr x

Sorry you just missed the 1 pm roll call deadline....The punishment today is a 15 minute march around the parade ground!...

Wearing?

you're welcome to wear anything you like but i wouldn't recommend high heels today.... "

Ok cool, I am wearing flat shoes today anyway. Off I go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late, soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning.

I’m here, only just, but I’m here

Afternoon ElKid...I'm glad that you're here... "

Afternoon Ash. How’s Monday treating you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these late people don't count! I'm the only one allowed to be late!

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By *H and HJCouple
over a year ago

Bangor


"Good morning fabsters

H here enjoying her ‘Saturday’ morning lie in...

Afternoon H...I hope you enjoy your lie in!.... "

I did thank you-heading off to work now and wishing it was still ‘Saturday’...

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