FabSwingers.com forum: Clothes that definitely don't suit you

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Off the back of clothes that people wear. What clothes can't you get away with wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latex microdress

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Off the back of clothes that people wear. What clothes can't you get away with wearing?"

Loose dresses look smokey on me like maternity dress

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Hats any hats generally make me look like an idiot

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Smock/shift dresses. I look 4 sizes larger and then some. Polo neck tops which is really annoying because I love them but they make me look matronly and like my boobs have a life of their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low rise jeans. Or the high rise ones. Its either too much ass or not enough to hold them up. And hats. I do not look good in them.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Smock/shift dresses. I look 4 sizes larger and then some. Polo neck tops which is really annoying because I love them but they make me look matronly and like my boobs have a life of their own."

I think shift dresses are an abomination unto 90% of the population. They definitely put a whole lot of weight onto me, too. So sue me I have tits and hips.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Regular length jeans....

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"Smock/shift dresses. I look 4 sizes larger and then some. Polo neck tops which is really annoying because I love them but they make me look matronly and like my boobs have a life of their own.

I think shift dresses are an abomination unto 90% of the population. They definitely put a whole lot of weight onto me, too. So sue me I have tits and hips."

Shift dresses were not made for people with big boobs. I would look better dressed in a bin bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I can wear most things but have problems finding jumpsuits that are long enough in the body. Nothing worse than having one that keeps disappearing into your arse.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Anything that hangs from my boobs like a smock top. Blouses the buttons gape too much, and trousers if they fit my thighs and bum they won't fit my waist.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Anything with frills around the bust area, A line skirts, shirred tops, empire line dresses and gathered skirts.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Regular length jeans....

I'd be screwed if I weren't the height I am. I have a long torso and shop for jeans in the freaking petite section already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regular length jeans....

Nah! You’d look soooooo cute with them rolled up! Not that you’re not adorable anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regular length jeans....

Me too In fact the lady who does my jeans has become one of my friends with benefits

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

No one should wear anything that says one size fits all. Its a lie, especially in leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo necks, shift dresses. Mini dresses/ skirts. Smock dresses, I shrink to about 4ft tall and grow to 4ft wide in them x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I cant wear halter necks as my neck/shoulder muscles are too manly

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I cant wear halter necks as my neck/shoulder muscles are too manly

I rock halter necks and vests, because yes I do work out, and if you don't like it tough

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Anything too dark or too light. Washes me out.

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By *rimaldesiresMan
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Skinny jeans, my legs just don't fit in such clothing, plus these tight clothes are just too hot to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans. Just too much arse.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Most clothes.

I have to shop at Mr Orangutan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t look good in a dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long skirts/dresses.... I feel small and frumpy in them cause I'm a short ass

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Bootcut jeans. They make my legs look like tree trunks.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bootcut jeans. They make my legs look like tree trunks."

I used to think that skinny jeans didn't suit me because they highlighted the contrast between my big thighs and smaller calves.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I have size 13 feet so I have to be careful about shoes any long pointy ones make me look like I am wearing flippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pink tutu

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Anything that requires a strapless bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sleeveless tops/dresses. I havent nice arms.so i avoid them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything bright! I only wear black or dark jeans xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cullottes, even the petite ones are for someone taller than me so end up looking like full length flared trousers xx

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I don't look good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Prepy' american look

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By *rimaldesiresMan
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Ah yes shoe pointy shoes also look huge on my feet, draw back of size 12's but I am fairly tall so most people don't tend to notice most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cullottes, even the petite ones are for someone taller than me so end up looking like full length flared trousers xx"

Culottes x

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"sleeveless tops/dresses. I havent nice arms.so i avoid them."

I increasingly avoid sleeveless unless I don't mind people thinking that I might fuck them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, I'm going down this thread going "yup, yup, uh huh, yeah that too". Nothing suits me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God, I'm going down this thread going "yup, yup, uh huh, yeah that too". Nothing suits me! "

*wearing nothing suits you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The red leather mini dress I bought from Esther Rantzen in the late 80s... just can't part with it though...

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Most outfits unfortunately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I can wear most things but have problems finding jumpsuits that are long enough in the body. Nothing worse than having one that keeps disappearing into your arse.

The visual effect however.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God, I'm going down this thread going "yup, yup, uh huh, yeah that too". Nothing suits me!

*wearing nothing suits you

Wow thank you! What a compliment coming from you!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Cat suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant wear halter necks as my neck/shoulder muscles are too manly

I believe you’d look lush in a halter neck as your profile pic suggests...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Skinny jeans, I was hoping the trend would have finished by now but it refuses to die and it's hard to get decent fashionable jeans. They look stupid on me.

Was out in York on Saturday night and loads of the young lads were out in what looked like Rupert bear trousers and loafers with no socks, I'd look a right chopper dressed like that!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Strapless little black dress....things tend to fall out and hit the floor.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I cant wear halter necks as my neck/shoulder muscles are too manly

I believe you’d look lush in a halter neck as your profile pic suggests...

The scarf is hiding my man muscles x

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I cant wear halter necks as my neck/shoulder muscles are too manly

I believe you’d look lush in a halter neck as your profile pic suggests...

The scarf is hiding my man muscles x"

Work it. I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything red. It clashes with my beard and I just look horrendous!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Those long delicate silky pleated skirts. I adore them. They make me look 3ft tall and frumpy.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Skinny jeans. Not that I'd want to.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Those long delicate silky pleated skirts. I adore them. They make me look 3ft tall and frumpy."

But with the sass you've got, you'd be amazing looking 3ft tall and frumpy!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Over the knee dresses -urgh!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

V-necks with the band that's supposed to go under your boobs - mine never fit in the triangle!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Over the knee dresses -urgh!"

I prefer my dresses to hit the knee haha

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Skirts and dresses, I always feel very self conscious and ridiculous in them... I guess I'm to much of a Tom toy. Oh and any thing lycra, my fat bits have no where to hide..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clogs

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I used to feel self conscious in dresses but fuck the haters. I feel pretty, oh so pretty

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Anything high necked, jeans or trousers , Im a dress kinda gal,

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Skinny Jeans/Chino’s and anything Brown or Pastel coloured.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Leggings. Normal or gym ones. They look awful on me x

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Off the back of clothes that people wear. What clothes can't you get away with wearing?"

Arrogantly I make anything look good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off the back of clothes that people wear. What clothes can't you get away with wearing?

Arrogantly I make anything look good

And honestly, I make nothing look good.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Off the back of clothes that people wear. What clothes can't you get away with wearing?"

Skirts and dresses , my bum always looks big in them

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Off the back of clothes that people wear. What clothes can't you get away with wearing?

Arrogantly I make anything look good

And honestly, I make nothing look good."

Oh I was being honest too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

boob tube and hot pants

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A lot of fancy dress costumes. I've ended up making my own but unsure if they were even as good or better.

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