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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

No not my cock...but rolling cigarettes.

I gave up smoking 2 weeks ago but after an eventful day at the Gatehouse today and a drop or two of wine I quite got the craving for a ciggie tonight.

No cigs in the house but found some tobacco and papers so decided to roll one, never done it before, probably doesn't help that I've nearly had a bottle of wine but, good grief, how hard is it to roll a fag. I nearly set light to my hair. Think I'll save that skill for the brain surgeons amongst us

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"No not my cock...but rolling cigarettes.

I gave up smoking 2 weeks ago but after an eventful day at the Gatehouse today and a drop or two of wine I quite got the craving for a ciggie tonight.

OK, just had another go. Now given up. Is there actually a harder skill than rolling a cig? I'd say its harder than a single man with no pics on here and a "fill in later. Just ask" profile getting a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopping a lass from nicking half your chips after she said she didn’t want of her own any as she’s ‘watching her figure’?

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Stopping a lass from nicking half your chips after she said she didn’t want of her own any as she’s ‘watching her figure’?"

Yep I've been there with my ex lol. Get your own bloody chips love and no you can't have half of my jumbo sausage

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fold it more than rolling it

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Fold it more than rolling it "

Yep, going for my 3rd attempt now, just watched a YouTube vid, makes it look so bloody easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's a sign not to have it. Two weeks without is brill stay strong

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

definitely fold it, I can't roll & been smoking 20 odd year

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Fold it more than rolling it

Yep, going for my 3rd attempt now, just watched a YouTube vid, makes it look so bloody easy

Lick you finger and thumb too

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This has given me such a laugh!

I'm just picturing you inebriated on a bottle of plonk, somehow nearly managing to set light to your hair when you haven't even got a fag to light, shouting at YouTube videos.

Please excuse my lack of sympathy.

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Maybe it's a sign not to have it. Two weeks without is brill stay strong "

I do agree actually, I think it's a sign. But I'll have one more go then stop again tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it's a sign not to have it. Two weeks without is brill stay strong

I do agree actually, I think it's a sign. But I'll have one more go then stop again tomorrow "

Yes a sign stick with the quitting takes 30 days so you half way there

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"This has given me such a laugh!

I'm just picturing you inebriated on a bottle of plonk, somehow nearly managing to set light to your hair when you haven't even got a fag to light, shouting at YouTube videos.

Please excuse my lack of sympathy.

Yep, that's pretty much it

3rd attempt coming up now, might take my wig off for this one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s harder than it looks. I was grateful for my Nanna’s machine, paper in, tobacco in, close and press... walloah a cigarette

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"It’s harder than it looks. I was grateful for my Nanna’s machine, paper in, tobacco in, close and press... walloah a cigarette

I know, someone at the club today was doing them with a machine and I thought "well that looks easy, who needs a machine!", well, yep, I think the machine explains the industrial revolution

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Fold it more than rolling it "

Cigarette origami?

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I've just hand rolled it on my leg as someone said it should be rolled on a virgins thigh, it's a disaster, what could have gone wrong! Pic for anyone that wants to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just hand rolled it on my leg as someone said it should be rolled on a virgins thigh, it's a disaster, what could have gone wrong! Pic for anyone that wants to see

Ok now I'm picturing you trying to roll a ciggy with your hair in your eyes trying to roll and take a pic.

Telling ya it's a sign. Put it away girl

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I've just hand rolled it on my leg as someone said it should be rolled on a virgins thigh, it's a disaster, what could have gone wrong! Pic for anyone that wants to see

Ok now I'm picturing you trying to roll a ciggy with your hair in your eyes trying to roll and take a pic.

Telling ya it's a sign. Put it away girl"

You're right, I have officially now given up

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Awww what you doing after 2 weeks it's just your head you've got to beat but what's done is done no point dwelling. Now do yourself a huge favour and flush that backy. I was on over 40 a day when I stopped and trust me if I can do it anyone can. I did it by vaping and still do give that a whirl it literally saved my life. Good luck my friend. Oh and as for rolling way back when I rolled my own I could do it 1 handed while driving. Ok before every fucker jumps on me how unsafe that is I'm talking way before it was law to even wear a seat belt so wind your friggin neck in

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Dont do it!

I've been off them for 2 weeks as well and the vape is working so dont you go taking up the smoked again.

You can do this!

Flush it down the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just hand rolled it on my leg as someone said it should be rolled on a virgins thigh, it's a disaster, what could have gone wrong! Pic for anyone that wants to see

Ok now I'm picturing you trying to roll a ciggy with your hair in your eyes trying to roll and take a pic.

Telling ya it's a sign. Put it away girl

You're right, I have officially now given up

Yippee just think how better you will feel in morning

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Dont do it!

I've been off them for 2 weeks as well and the vape is working so dont you go taking up the smoked again.

You can do this!

Flush it down the loo

7 years now I think and still now and then crave 1. That smell when somebody 1st lights 1 is gorgeous but thankfully that soon turns to fucking disgusting in seconds. It's right though vaping is the way if like me it's your only hope

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Just had such a funny picture in my head haha. I use a machine as the tics frommy epilepsy mean when i try to roll.i just end up wearing the baccy haha. Thank god for rolling machines. Well done for not giving in though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its pretty easy once you get the hang of it but maybe took me 2 years to perfect and im also an avid smoker lol. remember when i first tried when i was about 15, basically just went up in flames.

Try putting the filter on the differnt side you might find it easier. filter goes on the right side for me, friends who also right handed all have it on the left

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont do it!

I've been off them for 2 weeks as well and the vape is working so dont you go taking up the smoked again.

You can do this!

Flush it down the loo

Vaping actually made my coughing worse. Tried different brands and flavours. Only time i can even stand it is if you add a bit of the nicotine liquid to CBT oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I'm laughing at is after you have made yourself this roll up. Two draws and the nicotine rush hits you. You feel sick and you smell. Needing to get the smell off your fingers and out your mouth. Then you wonder if it was really worth it. Then you crave another. Somewhere in your mind says yes you need to do that again!

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Dont do it!

I've been off them for 2 weeks as well and the vape is working so dont you go taking up the smoked again.

You can do this!

Flush it down the loo

Vaping actually made my coughing worse. Tried different brands and flavours. Only time i can even stand it is if you add a bit of the nicotine liquid to CBT oil"

Mix your own liquid. 1s you now what your doing and with a good vape set up you can reduce that throat hit so it doesn't do that. Forget the cbd oil or the shop bought stuff its bullshit. The only cbd oil worth using is full spectrum and thanks to the huge drug industry that stand to loose a fortune out of it it's still very much illegal. Full spectrum cbd can and does work miracles but it will wipe out half the drugs being sold hence its tide in legal bullshit knots.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"What I'm laughing at is after you have made yourself this roll up. Two draws and the nicotine rush hits you. You feel sick and you smell. Needing to get the smell off your fingers and out your mouth. Then you wonder if it was really worth it. Then you crave another. Somewhere in your mind says yes you need to do that again!"

It's called addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont do it!

I've been off them for 2 weeks as well and the vape is working so dont you go taking up the smoked again.

You can do this!

Flush it down the loo

Vaping actually made my coughing worse. Tried different brands and flavours. Only time i can even stand it is if you add a bit of the nicotine liquid to CBT oil

I have mixed my own liquid and tried the pre mixed stuff. Its more that it feels like liquid sits on my chest

. I only tried the CBD oil as a friend gave it to me. I was trying to quit smoking bud at the time and was really struggling to sleep

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Dont do it!

I've been off them for 2 weeks as well and the vape is working so dont you go taking up the smoked again.

You can do this!

Flush it down the loo

Vaping actually made my coughing worse. Tried different brands and flavours. Only time i can even stand it is if you add a bit of the nicotine liquid to CBT oil

I have mixed my own liquid and tried the pre mixed stuff. Its more that it feels like liquid sits on my chest

. I only tried the CBD oil as a friend gave it to me. I was trying to quit smoking bud at the time and was really struggling to sleep"

Yep I remember it well. I wasn't having a pop about the cbd it's just criminal that's it's still not legal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont do it!

I've been off them for 2 weeks as well and the vape is working so dont you go taking up the smoked again.

You can do this!

Flush it down the loo

Vaping actually made my coughing worse. Tried different brands and flavours. Only time i can even stand it is if you add a bit of the nicotine liquid to CBT oil

I have mixed my own liquid and tried the pre mixed stuff. Its more that it feels like liquid sits on my chest

. I only tried the CBD oil as a friend gave it to me. I was trying to quit smoking bud at the time and was really struggling to sleep

Yep I remember it well. I wasn't having a pop about the cbd it's just criminal that's it's still not legal."

Its ok I didnt think you were having a dig at all. You're right, but i think most drugs should be legal/decriminalised like Portugal myself anyway

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"Dont do it!

I've been off them for 2 weeks as well and the vape is working so dont you go taking up the smoked again.

You can do this!

Flush it down the loo

Vaping actually made my coughing worse. Tried different brands and flavours. Only time i can even stand it is if you add a bit of the nicotine liquid to CBT oil

I have mixed my own liquid and tried the pre mixed stuff. Its more that it feels like liquid sits on my chest

. I only tried the CBD oil as a friend gave it to me. I was trying to quit smoking bud at the time and was really struggling to sleep

Yep I remember it well. I wasn't having a pop about the cbd it's just criminal that's it's still not legal.

Its ok I didnt think you were having a dig at all. You're right, but i think most drugs should be legal/decriminalised like Portugal myself anyway"

It would save a lot of trouble but again the government don't make out of it and that my friend is why they don't really want smokers to quit. Let's face it they make billions on tax and die early. It's a win win for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No not my cock...but rolling cigarettes.

I gave up smoking 2 weeks ago but after an eventful day at the Gatehouse today and a drop or two of wine I quite got the craving for a ciggie tonight.

Love this..took me ages to figure it out..even after a few years gf smiles at mine..

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Keep living forever!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Do it like this ... pull the tobacco apart we’ll so it’s nice and loose, if it’s old it might be fucked, evenly spread so will be hanging out both ends of the paper, apply a tiny amount of pressure with both thumbs but try not to press, apply some pressure and Fold the paper in, it’s cheating but easier, once it’s in go back to gently rolling to get a nice shape. Really miss rolling , quite therapeutic

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Well I had 4 attempts last night, each one got gradually worse. Out of interest I rolled one this morning sober and it was just as bloody bad! Thanks for all the advice.

Anyway, its all gone in the bin now and my no-smoking journey continues. Nicotine patch is on.

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