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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

sat on a bollock

and now my eyes are watering.

When was the last time you made your eyes water and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone stood on my toe with heels on last night, it hurt and I was close to full blown crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sat on a bollock

and now my eyes are watering.

When was the last time you made your eyes water and why? "

Is the other guy okay?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Someone stood on my toe with heels on last night, it hurt and I was close to full blown crying

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wore new leather Converse the other day and they ripped my heels to absolute shreds. I thought I was fronting it out ok limping through town, holding back the tears until I got home and saw the whole back of them and the bottom of my jeans were actually covered in blood. Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had egg and marmite on toast for breki, then went to ASDA. During the shop I reached into a freezer and accidentally trumped. I had to run away from it, was nearly sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone stood on my toe with heels on last night, it hurt and I was close to full blown crying

That sounds so painful ouch!

Somehow caught the side of a hot pan with my finger the other day

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The other day I cut a bit too much toenail off. I winced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always shutting my fingers and hands into cages at work! The air is constantly blue in the warehouse when I'm on shift!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping onions last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching masked singer when that bird sang Titanic

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Last time I tried to get my leathers on. Who said leather doesn't shrink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I tried to get my leathers on. Who said leather doesn't shrink

Tape measures shrink to. In exactly the same proportion as my self esteem!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A ninja lego block attacked me friday morning, put me to my knees pretty sharpish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I stood on a plug

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Someone stood on my toe with heels on last night, it hurt and I was close to full blown crying

Did you karate chop them for doing it?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I banged my bum on the corner of the weights rack at the gym in front of loads of people.

I wanted to swear and cry but didn't know anyone so didn't.

I had a big bruise and a swollen lump for 4 days

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I smacked my right kneecap against a worktop the other day. Did the same thing again 10 mins later with the left!

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

The last thing that made me cry was cutting the ends of 2 of my fingers off and the adrenaline wore off it may of brought a tear or two

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Had egg and marmite on toast for breki, then went to ASDA. During the shop I reached into a freezer and accidentally trumped. I had to run away from it, was nearly sick!

It was that bad it made your eyes water?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Slipped on a wee step on my birthday, tweaked the ankle and crashed on to my knees. Pain soon forgotten as was dancing 15 minutes later, the knees the next day reminded me of my childhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but a work colleague many years ago confided that he'd accidentally shut his cock in a drawer while closing it too quickly ...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A discussion I had with my Accountant last week concerning the content of my 2018/19 annual self-assessment tax return had my eyes watering...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone stood on my toe with heels on last night, it hurt and I was close to full blown crying

Did you karate chop them for doing it?

No I did that typically British thing of apologising when it clearly wasn't my fault!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Gym the other day. Fucking plyometrics

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I wore new leather Converse the other day and they ripped my heels to absolute shreds. I thought I was fronting it out ok limping through town, holding back the tears until I got home and saw the whole back of them and the bottom of my jeans were actually covered in blood. Nice

You have my sympathy - i get this with every pair of new shoes (apart from sandals). It’s not fun

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Slipped on a wee step on my birthday, tweaked the ankle and crashed on to my knees. Pain soon forgotten as was dancing 15 minutes later, the knees the next day reminded me of my childhood

John Travolta style

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By *eannaTV/TS
over a year ago

Cwmfelifach, nr Newport

"sat on a bollock

and now my eyes are watering.

When was the last time you made your eyes water and why?

Is the other guy okay?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha. I slipped down the last few stairs in my house. I bruised myself better than anyone else has been able to! (Disclaimer: I'm kinky!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got a rope burn on my little finger, it didnt make my eyes water though.

Maybe when I fell on a box of crockery and lacerated my chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got a rope burn on my little finger, it didnt make my eyes water though.

Maybe when I fell on a box of crockery and lacerated my chest. "

Jesus!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Slipped on a wee step on my birthday, tweaked the ankle and crashed on to my knees. Pain soon forgotten as was dancing 15 minutes later, the knees the next day reminded me of my childhood

John Travolta style

Aye with a bit of village people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got a rope burn on my little finger, it didnt make my eyes water though.

Maybe when I fell on a box of crockery and lacerated my chest.

Jesus!"

I wouldnt mind but I had just walked down two steep flights of stairs with it and tripped over my own feet on the doorstep out to the car. Safe to say the crockery I was about to give to charity didnt quite make it!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I missed the steps getting out of a hot tub last night... basically did the splits with one foot on the floor and the other leg still in the hot tub

I may have been a little bit tipsy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I missed the steps getting out of a hot tub last night... basically did the splits with one foot on the floor and the other leg still in the hot tub

I may have been a little bit tipsy

I hope you're OK

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

plucking my eyebrows. i knew there was a reason i stopped doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got a rope burn on my little finger, it didnt make my eyes water though.

Maybe when I fell on a box of crockery and lacerated my chest.

Jesus!

Oh no! The last hurdle. I hope you're alright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I missed the steps getting out of a hot tub last night... basically did the splits with one foot on the floor and the other leg still in the hot tub

I may have been a little bit tipsy

Ooooowwwch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plucking my eyebrows. i knew there was a reason i stopped doing it"

My sister did mine for me last night. Good job I think it's worth it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Beauty is pain, darling.

Beauty can fuck right off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beauty is pain, darling.

Beauty can fuck right off."

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The other day I cut a bit too much toenail off. I winced. "

This pain is worse than childbirth

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Walked into a door handle this morning, yesterday I got bitten by the dog, Friday I caught my little finger in the big dog's collar when he tried to run in the road. I'm a walking disaster zone. I also slipped getting out of the shower this morning but managed to rescue myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walked into a door handle this morning, yesterday I got bitten by the dog, Friday I caught my little finger in the big dog's collar when he tried to run in the road. I'm a walking disaster zone. I also slipped getting out of the shower this morning but managed to rescue myself

Oh lord, you're having a bad weekend!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Oh lord, you're having a bad weekend! "

Nah, this is fairly standard for me

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Yesterday. My Son proclaimed “Abracadabra!” then whacked me with a Drum Stick, showcasing his Magic skills after watching Ben and Holly.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yesterday. My Son proclaimed “Abracadabra!” then whacked me with a Drum Stick, showcasing his Magic skills after watching Ben and Holly."

Did he get you in the bollocks though?

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

"Yesterday. My Son proclaimed “Abracadabra!” then whacked me with a Drum Stick, showcasing his Magic skills after watching Ben and Holly.

Did he get you in the bollocks though?

Yep! With precise accuracy and power then started to climb over my back whilst I was down on the floor! “Dada, you alright?” “....No...Son...” “That’s OK! It’s alright!”

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yesterday. My Son proclaimed “Abracadabra!” then whacked me with a Drum Stick, showcasing his Magic skills after watching Ben and Holly.

Did he get you in the bollocks though?

Yep! With precise accuracy and power then started to climb over my back whilst I was down on the floor! “Dada, you alright?” “....No...Son...” “That’s OK! It’s alright!”

Yes, that would bring a tear to your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poked myself in both eyes with my acrylics whilst moisturising.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"sat on a bollock

and now my eyes are watering.

When was the last time you made your eyes water and why? "

You tart! I've been caged for a week today, my balls have constantly ached from day one. Thats doesn't include the self teasing exercises I've been given!

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"Someone stood on my toe with heels on last night, it hurt and I was close to full blown crying

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I'd have kissed every lickul tootsie for you darling then made you a foot spa when you got home x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"sat on a bollock

and now my eyes are watering.

When was the last time you made your eyes water and why?

You tart! I've been caged for a week today, my balls have constantly ached from day one. Thats doesn't include the self teasing exercises I've been given!"

Taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the cinema, a womn in spikey shoes trod on my foot... it took all the hail marys not to wrangle her fucking shoe off her foot and stab her in the throat cack footed bitch

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"At the cinema, a womn in spikey shoes trod on my foot... it took all the hail marys not to wrangle her fucking shoe off her foot and stab her in the throat cack footed bitch

Should of butted her

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Couple of weeks ago slammed the car door on the side of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self loving after cutting up fresh chillis

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Self loving after cutting up fresh chillis

Sure you just wasn’t doing it whilst the decorators were in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self loving after cutting up fresh chillis

Sure you just wasn’t doing it whilst the decorators were in?

I don’t have decorators anymore

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