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"They’d have lost me at the ‘U’. One of my pet hates and one of the reasons I delete so many messages without reading right the way through. " It’s a distressing time | |||
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"I’m still in bed and plan on staying here until the cleaning and cooking fairies have don their work ( I might still be here next year) "I’ll join you | |||
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"I’m still in bed and plan on staying here until the cleaning and cooking fairies have don their work ( I might still be here next year) "I thought you really wanted to know what I was doing today  | |||
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"I’m still in bed and plan on staying here until the cleaning and cooking fairies have don their work ( I might still be here next year)
I thought you really wanted to know what I was doing today "Ha ha ha I’m in bed with you Virtually  | |||
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"I’m still in bed and plan on staying here until the cleaning and cooking fairies have don their work ( I might still be here next year)
I’ll join you "I’ll budge up, come on hop in | |||
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"I’m still in bed and plan on staying here until the cleaning and cooking fairies have don their work ( I might still be here next year)
I’ll join you
I’ll budge up, come on hop in " | |||
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"Me ‘ what u up 2 today’ Doesn’t really send those endorphins round my brain to start my lust journey. I have periods on here when I just can’t be bothered, usually after something puts me off and I retreat back into my spinster cave for a while. Then I get the urge to venture out and I’m smothered with bollocks ( not literally either) I’m ready and willing to welcome hunks .... Oh why oh why is it so tough for me ... "Hang in there, this place has wonderful people in it, sadly it also has a lot of fools. I've found it's about patience, its easy to get attention (or should be for a good looking woman like yourself) but finding people you connect with is totally different. I can get frustrated (or used to) at the stresses that come hand in hand with the pleasures of fab, but you will get there x | |||
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"I think it’s the whole boiler suit thing that puts people off, me on the other hand, think that might be quite sexy "You’ll be amazed how many have boiler suit fetishes | |||
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"Floor your just frigid. You should be on your knees with a mouth full of cock bt any faf. Oh yes right I've not sent it yet. Doh Blade "
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"Me ‘ what u up 2 today’ Doesn’t really send those endorphins round my brain to start my lust journey. I have periods on here when I just can’t be bothered, usually after something puts me off and I retreat back into my spinster cave for a while. Then I get the urge to venture out and I’m smothered with bollocks ( not literally either) I’m ready and willing to welcome hunks .... Oh why oh why is it so tough for me ...
Hang in there, this place has wonderful people in it, sadly it also has a lot of fools.
I've found it's about patience, its easy to get attention (or should be for a good looking woman like yourself) but finding people you connect with is totally different.
I can get frustrated (or used to) at the stresses that come hand in hand with the pleasures of fab, but you will get there x "Honey I’ve been on here for 11 plus years .. long enough ?? | |||
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"Someone sent me “wuu2” not heard that for a long time  "Eh ?? | |||
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"I think it’s the whole boiler suit thing that puts people off, me on the other hand, think that might be quite sexy "I’m in my boiler suit in bed watching “ songs of praise” | |||
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"I think it’s the whole boiler suit thing that puts people off, me on the other hand, think that might be quite sexy
I’m in my boiler suit in bed watching “ songs of praise” "I love you | |||
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"I think it’s the whole boiler suit thing that puts people off, me on the other hand, think that might be quite sexy
I’m in my boiler suit in bed watching “ songs of praise”
I love you "I’ve got one for you too | |||
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"Someone sent me “wuu2” not heard that for a long time
Eh ?? "I read it a few times, I think it’s even shorter for what you up today, but I could be wrong
I hate text code, use your bloody words ! | |||
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"I think it’s the whole boiler suit thing that puts people off, me on the other hand, think that might be quite sexy
You’ll be amazed how many have boiler suit fetishes "You'd be weak at the knees if you seen my garage. Oil grease and old engines everywhere. You can't beat the smell of gearbox oil in the morning | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying. "Hence why I’ve had sex with you | |||
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"I think it’s the whole boiler suit thing that puts people off, me on the other hand, think that might be quite sexy
You’ll be amazed how many have boiler suit fetishes
You'd be weak at the knees if you seen my garage. Oil grease and old engines everywhere. You can't beat the smell of gearbox oil in the morning "I’ll lust at you from afar | |||
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"Someone sent me “wuu2” not heard that for a long time
Eh ?? "It’s the old text speak for “What you up to?” lol | |||
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"I’m still in bed and plan on staying here until the cleaning and cooking fairies have don their work ( I might still be here next year) "Hang on just a minute....what's this about cleaning and cooking fairies and where can I get some? | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying.
Hence why I’ve had sex with you "You only wanted me for my semi colons | |||
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"Someone sent me “wuu2” not heard that for a long time
Eh ??
It’s the old text speak for “What you up to?” lol " | |||
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"I think it’s the whole boiler suit thing that puts people off, me on the other hand, think that might be quite sexy
You’ll be amazed how many have boiler suit fetishes
You'd be weak at the knees if you seen my garage. Oil grease and old engines everywhere. You can't beat the smell of gearbox oil in the morning
I’ll lust at you from afar "Life can be so cruel at times  | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying.
Hence why I’ve had sex with you
You only wanted me for my semi colons "Fucks sake | |||
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"I think it’s the whole boiler suit thing that puts people off, me on the other hand, think that might be quite sexy
You’ll be amazed how many have boiler suit fetishes
You'd be weak at the knees if you seen my garage. Oil grease and old engines everywhere. You can't beat the smell of gearbox oil in the morning
I’ll lust at you from afar
Life can be so cruel at times " | |||
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"Nothing wrong with needing a little more mind n body stimulating x " I’ve been saying that for years | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying.
Hence why I’ve had sex with you
You only wanted me for my semi colons
Fucks sake "So funny | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying. "Don't want to indulge in one-upmanship (yeah, right) but I've received a message on here that contained a semicolon. It was used correctly and made me wetter than an otter's pocket. | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying.
Don't want to indulge in one-upmanship (yeah, right) but I've received a message on here that contained a semicolon. It was used correctly and made me wetter than an otter's pocket."Send him my way | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying. "I do all that as well, because I've got letters after my name (  ) and I like to practice that which helped me get them.
I think what puts the ladies off is seeing my pictures | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying.
Don't want to indulge in one-upmanship (yeah, right) but I've received a message on here that contained a semicolon. It was used correctly and made me wetter than an otter's pocket."Can we share?? | |||
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"I’m getting a bit fed up of being asked if i’m having a fun filled naughty weekend? No i’m not. I spent Saturday doing loads of washing and being a taxi for my kids, and so far today i’m enjoying a lie in. I’m a normal (ish) woman leading a normal life. Not a sex kitten with hours to spare lounging on the bed frigging myself off until my Fab meet rocks up to service me. Sheesh. "
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying.
I do all that as well, because I've got letters after my name ( ) and I like to practice that which helped me get them.
I think what puts the ladies off is seeing my pictures "The right woman will love it all | |||
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"Wats ur spinster cave up to today " It’s having a SPAG lesson | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying.
Don't want to indulge in one-upmanship (yeah, right) but I've received a message on here that contained a semicolon. It was used correctly and made me wetter than an otter's pocket.
Send him my way "He's closer to you than he is to me, and I'm sure he wouldn't mind me pimping him out like some sort of grammar whore. "Oh you gorgeous bastard, split that infinitive, split it good" "Do you mean split it well?" "Oooh yes, right there!" | |||
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"Me ‘ what u up 2 today’ Doesn’t really send those endorphins round my brain to start my lust journey. I have periods on here when I just can’t be bothered, usually after something puts me off and I retreat back into my spinster cave for a while. Then I get the urge to venture out and I’m smothered with bollocks ( not literally either) I’m ready and willing to welcome hunks .... Oh why oh why is it so tough for me ...
Hang in there, this place has wonderful people in it, sadly it also has a lot of fools.
I've found it's about patience, its easy to get attention (or should be for a good looking woman like yourself) but finding people you connect with is totally different.
I can get frustrated (or used to) at the stresses that come hand in hand with the pleasures of fab, but you will get there x
Honey I’ve been on here for 11 plus years .. long enough ?? "Haha, yeah that is long enough. Suppose its like life, we get frustrated and tired of things in stages. You will meet someone who will only make you smile. | |||
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"I feel your pain. My ideal seems to not exist and I get bored looking. " They’re supposed to find us .... | |||
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"Id smother you with my bollocks "You shunned my boobs | |||
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"Me ‘ what u up 2 today’ Doesn’t really send those endorphins round my brain to start my lust journey. I have periods on here when I just can’t be bothered, usually after something puts me off and I retreat back into my spinster cave for a while. Then I get the urge to venture out and I’m smothered with bollocks ( not literally either) I’m ready and willing to welcome hunks .... Oh why oh why is it so tough for me ... "its your mind...... you want everything perfect and lifes reality just isnt perfect..... loosen up enjoy the good things pass the negative things very quickly without a thought   | |||
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"Id smother you with my bollocks
You shunned my boobs "No. I said they’d look good with my knob in between them. There’s a difference | |||
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"I’m getting a bit fed up of being asked if i’m having a fun filled naughty weekend? No i’m not. I spent Saturday doing loads of washing and being a taxi for my kids, and so far today i’m enjoying a lie in. I’m a normal (ish) woman leading a normal life. Not a sex kitten with hours to spare lounging on the bed frigging myself off until my Fab meet rocks up to service me. Sheesh. " I thought all the ladies on fab are doing the sex kitten bit ! Hmm have to rethink | |||
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"Me ‘ what u up 2 today’ Doesn’t really send those endorphins round my brain to start my lust journey. I have periods on here when I just can’t be bothered, usually after something puts me off and I retreat back into my spinster cave for a while. Then I get the urge to venture out and I’m smothered with bollocks ( not literally either) I’m ready and willing to welcome hunks .... Oh why oh why is it so tough for me ... its your mind...... you want everything perfect and lifes reality just isnt perfect..... loosen up enjoy the good things pass the negative things very quickly without a thought "Alright Dalai | |||
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"Id smother you with my bollocks
You shunned my boobs
No. I said they’d look good with my knob in between them. There’s a difference "Truth Ok | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying.
Don't want to indulge in one-upmanship (yeah, right) but I've received a message on here that contained a semicolon. It was used correctly and made me wetter than an otter's pocket.
Send him my way
He's closer to you than he is to me, and I'm sure he wouldn't mind me pimping him out like some sort of grammar whore.
"Oh you gorgeous bastard, split that infinitive, split it good"
"Do you mean split it well?"
"Oooh yes, right there!"
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And knowing that the old "8 items or less" signs in the supermarket were wrong.
It's "8 items or FEWER"!
Used to make my teeth itch every time I saw it... | |||
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"Me ‘ what u up 2 today’ Doesn’t really send those endorphins round my brain to start my lust journey. I have periods on here when I just can’t be bothered, usually after something puts me off and I retreat back into my spinster cave for a while. Then I get the urge to venture out and I’m smothered with bollocks ( not literally either) I’m ready and willing to welcome hunks .... Oh why oh why is it so tough for me ... its your mind...... you want everything perfect and lifes reality just isnt perfect..... loosen up enjoy the good things pass the negative things very quickly without a thought
Alright Dalai "see | |||
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"Me ‘ what u up 2 today’ Doesn’t really send those endorphins round my brain to start my lust journey. I have periods on here when I just can’t be bothered, usually after something puts me off and I retreat back into my spinster cave for a while. Then I get the urge to venture out and I’m smothered with bollocks ( not literally either) I’m ready and willing to welcome hunks .... Oh why oh why is it so tough for me ... its your mind...... you want everything perfect and lifes reality just isnt perfect..... loosen up enjoy the good things pass the negative things very quickly without a thought
Alright Dalai "see | |||
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"I’m getting a bit fed up of being asked if i’m having a fun filled naughty weekend? No i’m not. I spent Saturday doing loads of washing and being a taxi for my kids, and so far today i’m enjoying a lie in. I’m a normal (ish) woman leading a normal life. Not a sex kitten with hours to spare lounging on the bed frigging myself off until my Fab meet rocks up to service me. Sheesh. " Damn, Luna - you've just shattered all my illusions.... | |||
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"I use full sentences and punctuation and everything! Just saying.
Don't want to indulge in one-upmanship (yeah, right) but I've received a message on here that contained a semicolon. It was used correctly and made me wetter than an otter's pocket."If that was a thing I'd still be a pigging virgin | |||
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"It isn't you Floro. My inbox is accostomed to those who learned to type with penis in one hand and phone in the other. It's the new shorthand." Painful isn’t it | |||
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"I’m getting a bit fed up of being asked if i’m having a fun filled naughty weekend? No i’m not. I spent Saturday doing loads of washing and being a taxi for my kids, and so far today i’m enjoying a lie in. I’m a normal (ish) woman leading a normal life. Not a sex kitten with hours to spare lounging on the bed frigging myself off until my Fab meet rocks up to service me. Sheesh. " jeez youre not a sex kitten | |||
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"I’m getting a bit fed up of being asked if i’m having a fun filled naughty weekend? No i’m not. I spent Saturday doing loads of washing and being a taxi for my kids, and so far today i’m enjoying a lie in. I’m a normal (ish) woman leading a normal life. Not a sex kitten with hours to spare lounging on the bed frigging myself off until my Fab meet rocks up to service me. Sheesh. I thought all the ladies on fab are doing the sex kitten bit ! Hmm have to rethink "I’ve just perved your pics. I now have a thing for men in Roman costumes. Are you a swimmer? They look like swimmers shoulders.... *hold me back someone* | |||
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"I’m getting a bit fed up of being asked if i’m having a fun filled naughty weekend? No i’m not. I spent Saturday doing loads of washing and being a taxi for my kids, and so far today i’m enjoying a lie in. I’m a normal (ish) woman leading a normal life. Not a sex kitten with hours to spare lounging on the bed frigging myself off until my Fab meet rocks up to service me. Sheesh. I thought all the ladies on fab are doing the sex kitten bit ! Hmm have to rethink
I’ve just perved your pics. I now have a thing for men in Roman costumes. Are you a swimmer? They look like swimmers shoulders.... *hold me back someone*"just go for it | |||
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"I’m getting a bit fed up of being asked if i’m having a fun filled naughty weekend? No i’m not. I spent Saturday doing loads of washing and being a taxi for my kids, and so far today i’m enjoying a lie in. I’m a normal (ish) woman leading a normal life. Not a sex kitten with hours to spare lounging on the bed frigging myself off until my Fab meet rocks up to service me. Sheesh. Damn, Luna - you've just shattered all my illusions.... "I’m sorry i do occasionally lay on the bed frigging myself off but it’s for 5 minutes tops! | |||
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"I’m getting a bit fed up of being asked if i’m having a fun filled naughty weekend? No i’m not. I spent Saturday doing loads of washing and being a taxi for my kids, and so far today i’m enjoying a lie in. I’m a normal (ish) woman leading a normal life. Not a sex kitten with hours to spare lounging on the bed frigging myself off until my Fab meet rocks up to service me. Sheesh. I thought all the ladies on fab are doing the sex kitten bit ! Hmm have to rethink
I’ve just perved your pics. I now have a thing for men in Roman costumes. Are you a swimmer? They look like swimmers shoulders.... *hold me back someone*"I still have it
I use to swim a bit not much now but I keep fit as much as possible.
Let her go now !! | |||
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"What are you looking for? A shag or a sonnet? Geewhizz. “To earneth my golden vestibule, one must compose words of such high renown that my vulva flutters like the summer nectar drinkers. I want to be waxed lyrical by your charm and full of unsated lust. Without effort there is no reward so dance monkey, dance” "I have no desire to make anyone dance Except John | |||
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"What are you looking for? A shag or a sonnet? Geewhizz. “To earneth my golden vestibule, one must compose words of such high renown that my vulva flutters like the summer nectar drinkers. I want to be waxed lyrical by your charm and full of unsated lust. Without effort there is no reward so dance monkey, dance”
I have no desire to make anyone dance
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"What are you looking for? A shag or a sonnet? Geewhizz. “To earneth my golden vestibule, one must compose words of such high renown that my vulva flutters like the summer nectar drinkers. I want to be waxed lyrical by your charm and full of unsated lust. Without effort there is no reward so dance monkey, dance”
I have no desire to make anyone dance
Except John legend "Ahh thanks | |||
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"What are you looking for? A shag or a sonnet? Geewhizz. “To earneth my golden vestibule, one must compose words of such high renown that my vulva flutters like the summer nectar drinkers. I want to be waxed lyrical by your charm and full of unsated lust. Without effort there is no reward so dance monkey, dance”
I have no desire to make anyone dance
Except John legend
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"What are you looking for? A shag or a sonnet? Geewhizz. “To earneth my golden vestibule, one must compose words of such high renown that my vulva flutters like the summer nectar drinkers. I want to be waxed lyrical by your charm and full of unsated lust. Without effort there is no reward so dance monkey, dance”
I have no desire to make anyone dance
Except John legend
Ahh thanks my Pleasure lady dali " | |||
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"I’m getting a bit fed up of being asked if i’m having a fun filled naughty weekend? No i’m not. I spent Saturday doing loads of washing and being a taxi for my kids, and so far today i’m enjoying a lie in. I’m a normal (ish) woman leading a normal life. Not a sex kitten with hours to spare lounging on the bed frigging myself off until my Fab meet rocks up to service me. Sheesh. Damn, Luna - you've just shattered all my illusions....
I’m sorry i do occasionally lay on the bed frigging myself off but it’s for 5 minutes tops!"Wow I'll bet that's a wonderful sight. Who wouldn't want to see an amazonian beauty frigging herself off? | |||
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