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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome again to BarFabuLornAsh's singles night....

There was a lot of lovely ladies at the forum bar last night so hopefully a few more of you single guys will join us this time....

what can i get you to drink tonight?

Sadly the jukebox is still broken so have put some 80's music on to start with...

Its happy hour until 9 pm so you get 2 free shots with every drink.....

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

GG I'll happily sit & share shots, few more of these & who cares if it rains, is the karaoke set up yet?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It was getting very hot on the first bar thread....I think i saw Lorna with a fire extinguisher!...

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"GG I'll happily sit & share shots, few more of these & who cares if it rains, is the karaoke set up yet? "

We can do a duet and I don’t mind getting wet (Ooer)

I’ll have to ask ash if we can set it up

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"It was getting very hot on the first bar thread....I think i saw Lorna with a fire extinguisher!... "

I saw her run past with one

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash "

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"It was getting very hot on the first bar thread....I think i saw Lorna with a fire extinguisher!...

I saw her run past with one "

That will be those lit brandy shots

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G..... "

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my drinking buddies? I saw Sin leaving a trail of dribble behind Lex but where's Sophie? Last I saw she was in the middle of us

Peach x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"GG I'll happily sit & share shots, few more of these & who cares if it rains, is the karaoke set up yet? "

I'll have a shot of Sambucca with you Ms Bossy....

I'm going to have a fiddle behind the bar to see if I can fix our music system....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still thirsty!

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca? "

Yes please, I never say no to shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots "

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still thirsty!"

Shots are in! Race ya!

Peach x

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x"

Ahh shucks the fire was my fault then!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots "

Have made you a Peach schnapps cocktail and will line up some more shots.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still thirsty!

Shots are in! Race ya!

Peach x"

You’re on!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

Yes please, I never say no to shots "

Its lucky i ordered in all this Sambucca!....Lining up some more shots on the bar....

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

No clue what to do but I’ll have spiced rum n and jamie dodger shots

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

Yes please, I never say no to shots "

Let’s line them up then

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No clue what to do but I’ll have spiced rum n and jamie dodger shots"

Good evening Shedevil and welcome to the Fab lounge bar.....One spiced rum and cola and a couple of Jamie Dodger shots coming right up....

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes


"No clue what to do but I’ll have spiced rum n and jamie dodger shots

Good evening Shedevil and welcome to the Fab lounge bar.....One spiced rum and cola and a couple of Jamie Dodger shots coming right up.... "

You are a legend mr bar man

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

Yes please, I never say no to shots

Its lucky i ordered in all this Sambucca!....Lining up some more shots on the bar...."

It is indeed! I have half a bottle left, let's share that out too

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

Yes please, I never say no to shots

Let’s line them up then "

Are you trying to get me d*unk GG?

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

What flavour sambuca?

Yes please, I never say no to shots

Its lucky i ordered in all this Sambucca!....Lining up some more shots on the bar....

It is indeed! I have half a bottle left, let's share that out too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pint please. What are you drinking ? Cheers

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Where’s my French, I need me more

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No clue what to do but I’ll have spiced rum n and jamie dodger shots

Good evening Shedevil and welcome to the Fab lounge bar.....One spiced rum and cola and a couple of Jamie Dodger shots coming right up....

You are a legend mr bar man"

You're very welcome and I hope you visit again...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x"

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll have a pint please. What are you drinking ? Cheers "

Evening Mr Nice....One pint coming right up....

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

Yes please, I never say no to shots

Let’s line them up then

Are you trying to get me d*unk GG? "

Of course not ms bossy I’m a gentleman I’ll drink them and you can watch if you like

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Where’s my French, I need me more"

Bonjour....(Thats all the French i know!)

Another 75 cocktail coming right up!....

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I'll have a pint please. What are you drinking ? Cheers

Evening Mr Nice....One pint coming right up.... "

Passes a shot to Mr Nice... You don't get out of them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe! "

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe! "

Prefer raspberry sambuca myself lol

Green fairy juice is awful tasting

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x"

It’s alright peach, I’ve caught him

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x"

Was he still standing before

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

Yes please, I never say no to shots

Let’s line them up then

Are you trying to get me d*unk GG?

Of course not ms bossy I’m a gentleman I’ll drink them and you can watch if you like "

There's not much fun in watching someone else get d*unk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pint please. What are you drinking ? Cheers

Evening Mr Nice....One pint coming right up....

Passes a shot to Mr Nice... You don't get out of them xx"

Oh dear ..You're always a bad influence on me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where’s my French, I need me more"

Did I hear french?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

Yes please, I never say no to shots

Let’s line them up then

Are you trying to get me d*unk GG?

Of course not ms bossy I’m a gentleman I’ll drink them and you can watch if you like

There's not much fun in watching someone else get d*unk lol "

Well let’s just get d*unk together then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x"

Stronger than ever

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Where’s my French, I need me more

Did I hear french?"

I found us a sofa in the corner

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm going to have a break for a while to have my dinner but my lovely Lorna will be behind the bar to keep the party going...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x

It’s alright peach, I’ve caught him"

Prop him up Lex, he may need something to wake him up a bit

Peach x

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I'll have a pint please. What are you drinking ? Cheers

Evening Mr Nice....One pint coming right up....

Passes a shot to Mr Nice... You don't get out of them xx

Oh dear ..You're always a bad influence on me lol x "

Me? Nooo I'm a good girl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash has left me in charge for a while but I really can't be arsed so help yourselves.

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I'll have a pint please. What are you drinking ? Cheers

Evening Mr Nice....One pint coming right up....

Passes a shot to Mr Nice... You don't get out of them xx

Oh dear ..You're always a bad influence on me lol x "

I’m gunna give u a shot also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x

Stronger than ever"

He's alive! Ready for round two?

Peach x

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Ash has left me in charge for a while but I really can't be arsed so help yourselves. "

That’s dangerous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash has left me in charge for a while but I really can't be arsed so help yourselves. "

You are the best host Lorna!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to have a break for a while to have my dinner but my lovely Lorna will be behind the bar to keep the party going... "

Oh yes my love, the bar is in perfectly capable hands... Promise

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I’ll have another whisky and two shots of tequila please ash

Another whisky and 2 more shots of tequila coming right up Double G.....

Top bloke what you drinking? Does ms bossy want sambuca?

Yes please, I never say no to shots

Let’s line them up then

Are you trying to get me d*unk GG?

Of course not ms bossy I’m a gentleman I’ll drink them and you can watch if you like

There's not much fun in watching someone else get d*unk lol

Well let’s just get d*unk together then "

Have you picked what we are singing yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash has left me in charge for a while but I really can't be arsed so help yourselves.

You are the best host Lorna!

Peach x"

I'm brilliant but hanging still from last night.

I'm just going for a nap in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash has left me in charge for a while but I really can't be arsed so help yourselves.

That’s dangerous!!"

What could possibly go wrong!

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Ash has left me in charge for a while but I really can't be arsed so help yourselves.

That’s dangerous!!

What could possibly go wrong! "

Helping ourselves bar be dry lol

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x

It’s alright peach, I’ve caught him

Prop him up Lex, he may need something to wake him up a bit

Peach x"

It’s ok I know the perfect way to wake him up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x

It’s alright peach, I’ve caught him

Prop him up Lex, he may need something to wake him up a bit

Peach x

It’s ok I know the perfect way to wake him up"

I’m curious now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash has left me in charge for a while but I really can't be arsed so help yourselves.

That’s dangerous!!

What could possibly go wrong!

Helping ourselves bar be dry lol

"

Oh I'm sure the barkeep will forgive me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x

It’s alright peach, I’ve caught him

Prop him up Lex, he may need something to wake him up a bit

Peach x

It’s ok I know the perfect way to wake him up

I’m curious now"

Hush now. You're supposed to be d*unk. Then you'll find out...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x

It’s alright peach, I’ve caught him

Prop him up Lex, he may need something to wake him up a bit

Peach x

It’s ok I know the perfect way to wake him up

I’m curious now

Hush now. You're supposed to be d*unk. Then you'll find out...

Peach x"

Are you going to take advantage of my d*unkenness?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x

It’s alright peach, I’ve caught him

Prop him up Lex, he may need something to wake him up a bit

Peach x

It’s ok I know the perfect way to wake him up

I’m curious now"

Cum I’ll show you, or is that, I’ll show you, cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im going to drink Peach please and can we have shots

Thought I'd lost you! Shots!!

Flaming sambucas?

Peach x

Black sambuccas next and then want some absinthe!

Oh this could get very messy...

Is Sin still standing after those shots?

Peach x

It’s alright peach, I’ve caught him

Prop him up Lex, he may need something to wake him up a bit

Peach x

It’s ok I know the perfect way to wake him up

I’m curious now

Hush now. You're supposed to be d*unk. Then you'll find out...

Peach x

Are you going to take advantage of my d*unkenness?"

That's extremely likely to happen...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of rancid yak's milk please. No cherries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright, that’s me in a pickle! Shouldn’t have d*unk that much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skidding into the bar a bit late, totally sober and ready to laugh at all your d*unken antics

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Where’s my French, I need me more

Did I hear french?"

You missed it in an earlier thread!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Ash

I’ll have my usual please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Right I'm back from my dinner break.....I hope everyone behaved themselves while I was away and thanks Lorna for falling asleep in the corner!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm back from my dinner break.....I hope everyone behaved themselves while I was away and thanks Lorna for falling asleep in the corner!.... "

Opps!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Alright, that’s me in a pickle! Shouldn’t have d*unk that much!"

I’ll get you a cab

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A pint of rancid yak's milk please. No cherries."

Evening wodger....one pint of rancid yaks milk coming right up with no cherries!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Ash, any chance of a very large glass of raspberry absolut and raspberry lemonade with lots of ice too please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Skidding into the bar a bit late, totally sober and ready to laugh at all your d*unken antics "

Good evening hippy chick.....I have been as sober as a judge honest....

What can I get for you to drink

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash

I’ll have my usual please "

Good evening DC...one Hendricks gin and tonic coming right up.....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Another double Jamison please Ash. BTW, nice place you have here.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Right I'm back from my dinner break.....I hope everyone behaved themselves while I was away and thanks Lorna for falling asleep in the corner!....

Opps! "

Will have a word with you later socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skidding into the bar a bit late, totally sober and ready to laugh at all your d*unken antics

Good evening hippy chick.....I have been as sober as a judge honest....

What can I get for you to drink "

Ooh a large red please lovely

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, any chance of a very large glass of raspberry absolut and raspberry lemonade with lots of ice too please x"

Good evening BlueBelle....one large glass of raspberry absolut and raspberry lemonade with lots of ice coming right up x

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Right I'm back from my dinner break.....I hope everyone behaved themselves while I was away and thanks Lorna for falling asleep in the corner!....

Opps!

Will have a word with you later socks "

If there’s any booze left I’d be suprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where’s my French, I need me more

Did I hear french?

You missed it in an earlier thread!"

Did I? What did I miss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright, that’s me in a pickle! Shouldn’t have d*unk that much!

I’ll get you a cab"

Will you hold my hand?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Another double Jamison please Ash. BTW, nice place you have here. "

Thanks Lorraine...I'm glad you like the bar...

Another double Jamison coming right up......

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Alright, that’s me in a pickle! Shouldn’t have d*unk that much!

I’ll get you a cab

Will you hold my hand?"

I’ll hold much more than your hand.

Don’t worry I’ll get you home and into bed

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Right I'm back from my dinner break.....I hope everyone behaved themselves while I was away and thanks Lorna for falling asleep in the corner!....

Opps!

Will have a word with you later socks

If there’s any booze left I’d be suprised "

It looks like will be having to order in a lot of booze for next weekend!

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Don't suppose you have pepsi max lime in stock do you?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Skidding into the bar a bit late, totally sober and ready to laugh at all your d*unken antics

Good evening hippy chick.....I have been as sober as a judge honest....

What can I get for you to drink

Ooh a large red please lovely "

One large glass of Rioja coming right up

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could I have a large white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skidding into the bar a bit late, totally sober and ready to laugh at all your d*unken antics

Good evening hippy chick.....I have been as sober as a judge honest....

What can I get for you to drink

Ooh a large red please lovely

One large glass of Rioja coming right up "

Why thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don't suppose you have pepsi max lime in stock do you?

"

Evening A man.....we stock everything at the fab lounge bar....

One pepsi max lime coming right up!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Ash a nice bottle of red to go please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Could I have a large white wine please x"

One very large white wine coming right up x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Ash

I’ll have my usual please

Good evening DC...one Hendricks gin and tonic coming right up..... "

Thanks

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Skidding into the bar a bit late, totally sober and ready to laugh at all your d*unken antics

Good evening hippy chick.....I have been as sober as a judge honest....

What can I get for you to drink

Ooh a large red please lovely

One large glass of Rioja coming right up

Why thank you "

You're always welcome

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Don't suppose you have pepsi max lime in stock do you?

Evening A man.....we stock everything at the fab lounge bar....

One pepsi max lime coming right up!"

Thank you Ash

As a non drinker i get bored with either full fat or diet so like the odd flavour change

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I would have a rum and but I've probably had too many already

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash a nice bottle of red to go please"

One bottle of Rioja to go coming right up Lex...Have a good night....

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Could I have a large white wine please x

One very large white wine coming right up x"

Thank you x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don't suppose you have pepsi max lime in stock do you?

Evening A man.....we stock everything at the fab lounge bar....

One pepsi max lime coming right up!

Thank you Ash

As a non drinker i get bored with either full fat or diet so like the odd flavour change

"

I dont full fat colas any more so know what you mean about liking a change now and again....

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I would have a rum and but I've probably had too many already"

Man after my own heart

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I would have a rum and but I've probably had too many already"

I'm sure you could manage one more rum and cola for the road....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Could I have a large white wine please x

One very large white wine coming right up x

Thank you x"

You're very welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/02/20 21:58:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pint of rancid yak's milk please. No cherries.

Evening wodger....one pint of rancid yaks milk coming right up with no cherries! "

suk-bo de-thang!

(Tibetan for Cheers! by the way....not as rude as it looks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash, any chance of a very large glass of raspberry absolut and raspberry lemonade with lots of ice too please x

Good evening BlueBelle....one large glass of raspberry absolut and raspberry lemonade with lots of ice coming right up x"

Thank you Ash, could I have another one please as that was lovely x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A pint of rancid yak's milk please. No cherries.

Evening wodger....one pint of rancid yaks milk coming right up with no cherries!

suk-bo de-thang!

(Tibetan for Cheers! by the way....not as rude as it looks)"

I'm going to start learning Tibetan...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Oh my head....what happened?

I woke up around the back somewhere

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, any chance of a very large glass of raspberry absolut and raspberry lemonade with lots of ice too please x

Good evening BlueBelle....one large glass of raspberry absolut and raspberry lemonade with lots of ice coming right up x

Thank you Ash, could I have another one please as that was lovely x"

You sure can BlueBelle...Another one coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my head....what happened?

I woke up around the back somewhere "

Didn’t you enjoy it?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Oh my head....what happened?

I woke up around the back somewhere

Didn’t you enjoy it?"

Oh god yeah...I think my head exploded with what went on though

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh my head....what happened?

I woke up around the back somewhere "

I think it was all those shots....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'll take another Jamison please, just a single shot this time. I'll need a taxi if I have another double.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bugger nuts- I missed happy hour

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Oh my head....what happened?

I woke up around the back somewhere

I think it was all those shots.... "

I dont think it was just the shots

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll take another Jamison please, just a single shot this time. I'll need a taxi if I have another double."

Just a single Jamison coming right up this time Lorraine...will have a taxi on standby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my head....what happened?

I woke up around the back somewhere

I think it was all those shots....

I dont think it was just the shots "

I did shoot something

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bugger nuts- I missed happy hour "

Sorry Mr Dunker..... Have a shot on the house though to make up for it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a coffee please.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"May I have a coffee please. "

Irish coffee only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me the cherry sourz and jagerbombs please

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Bugger nuts- I missed happy hour

Sorry Mr Dunker..... Have a shot on the house though to make up for it.... "

Cheers

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"May I have a coffee please. "

You sure can socks....one coffee coming right up

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Pass me the cherry sourz and jagerbombs please "

You know you're not allowed to drink shots alone so I'll join you if you like

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pass me the cherry sourz and jagerbombs please "

Evening Genuinelips.....passing over the cherry sours and jager bombs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass me the cherry sourz and jagerbombs please

You know you're not allowed to drink shots alone so I'll join you if you like "

By all means join me we can be naughty pissheads together

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

Just in the mood for a Baileys .... on the rocks please thank you please ...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Pass me the cherry sourz and jagerbombs please

You know you're not allowed to drink shots alone so I'll join you if you like

By all means join me we can be naughty pissheads together "

Just dont let me fall over again

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Pass me the cherry sourz and jagerbombs please

You know you're not allowed to drink shots alone so I'll join you if you like

By all means join me we can be naughty pissheads together "

Well hello miss lips

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just in the mood for a Baileys .... on the rocks please thank you please ... "

Good evening Siren.....one Baileys on the rocks coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 01/02/20 22:36:46]

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids


"Just in the mood for a Baileys .... on the rocks please thank you please ...

Good evening Siren.....one Baileys on the rocks coming right up.... "

Delicious ...

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sorry late in tonight, quick Apple gin for me please

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Evening all!

Please may I have a JD and cola, it will go nicely with the beer I already have

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Sorry just in, whisky please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry late in tonight, quick Apple gin for me please "

Good evening wild blonde.. one quick apple gin coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all!

Please may I have a JD and cola, it will go nicely with the beer I already have "

Good evening northants....one JD and cola coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I trouble you for a large JD & diet please Ash? Got a sudden craving for a few of these...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry just in, whisky please "

One whisky coming right up woody....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"May I trouble you for a large JD & diet please Ash? Got a sudden craving for a few of these... "

One large JD and diet cola coming right up for your sudden craving...

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Service service

My gin bucket is empty.

Had to take my bra off, it was digging in!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Service service

My gin bucket is empty.

Had to take my bra off, it was digging in! "

Another bucket of gin coming right up...

I will try not to trip over your bra!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I trouble you for a large JD & diet please Ash? Got a sudden craving for a few of these...

One large JD and diet cola coming right up for your sudden craving... "

Cheers, stick it on my tab, I'm on a roll....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass me the cherry sourz and jagerbombs please

You know you're not allowed to drink shots alone so I'll join you if you like

By all means join me we can be naughty pissheads together

Just dont let me fall over again "

I wont let you fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass me the cherry sourz and jagerbombs please

You know you're not allowed to drink shots alone so I'll join you if you like

By all means join me we can be naughty pissheads together

Well hello miss lips "

Hello mr _eeky goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a pint please. What are you drinking ? Cheers

Evening Mr Nice....One pint coming right up....

Passes a shot to Mr Nice... You don't get out of them xx

Oh dear ..You're always a bad influence on me lol x

I’m gunna give u a shot also "

I'm starting to feel a bit tipsy with all these shots. Lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hi Ash

May I have a double JD please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discreetly sneaking in for a night cap

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Discreetly sneaking in for a night cap"

Think it's closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discreetly sneaking in for a night cap

Think it's closed "

The barkeep is on his way.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash

May I have a double JD please x"

Hi Sparkle...one double JD coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Discreetly sneaking in for a night cap"

Hey Sin....

What night cap can I get for you?...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 01/02/20 23:50:23]

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Discreetly sneaking in for a night cap

Think it's closed

The barkeep is on his way. "

In here...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Discreetly sneaking in for a night cap

Think it's closed

The barkeep is on his way.

In here... "

,

Hello

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 01/02/20 23:50:23]"

Would you like a late night Pinot Samiss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discreetly sneaking in for a night cap

Think it's closed

The barkeep is on his way.

In here... "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[Removed by poster at 01/02/20 23:50:23]

Would you like a late night Pinot Samiss? "

,

Oh yes please Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Discreetly sneaking in for a night cap

Think it's closed

The barkeep is on his way.

In here... ,

Hello "

Well hello mi amiga....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Bailey's and coffee before I head home, Thank you Ash.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 01/02/20 23:50:23]

Would you like a late night Pinot Samiss? ,

Oh yes please Ash "

One large Pinot coming right up....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[Removed by poster at 01/02/20 23:50:23]

Would you like a late night Pinot Samiss? ,

Oh yes please Ash

One large Pinot coming right up.... "

Thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bailey's and coffee before I head home, Thank you Ash."

One coffee and Baileys coming right up Lorraine...would you like me to order a taxi for you?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 01/02/20 23:50:23]

Would you like a late night Pinot Samiss? ,

Oh yes please Ash

One large Pinot coming right up....

Thank you "

You're always welcome

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hey just passing you still serving ???

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

Hey everyone x hows the atmosphere tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey everyone x hows the atmosphere tonight?"

Fabulous.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Bailey's and coffee before I head home, Thank you Ash.

One coffee and Baileys coming right up Lorraine...would you like me to order a taxi for you?....."

Please and thank you my friend.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey just passing you still serving ???"

Were still open talben.....what can I get for you at the bar?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey everyone x hows the atmosphere tonight?

Fabulous. "

It sure has been...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bailey's and coffee before I head home, Thank you Ash.

One coffee and Baileys coming right up Lorraine...would you like me to order a taxi for you?.....

Please and thank you my friend."

You're welcome and the taxi is on it's way....

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ok can I have a Jack and ice night cap please

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Hamilton


"Hey everyone x hows the atmosphere tonight?

Fabulous. "

Wonderful xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ok can I have a Jack and ice night cap please "

One Jack and Ice night cap coming right up....

Thank you everyone for stopping by at the lounge bar again....its been great fun the last couple of nights.....

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