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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For being TOO SEXY *rips top off, starts licking baton seductively*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what to say

You do not have to say anything, anything you do say shall be given as A DIRECT ORDER FOR SEXINESS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what to say

You do not have to say anything, anything you do say shall be given as A DIRECT ORDER FOR SEXINESS."

Sweet lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not the caution...you're a fake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my knees

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

this is one charge I know i am innocent of..

signed....

ugly fucker!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick me.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

p.s... i am a man on the run from the fashion police sub division..... you aint seen me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll never take me alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plead insanity.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Not sure what to say

You do not have to say anything, anything you do say shall be given as A DIRECT ORDER FOR SEXINESS."

Sit on your truncheon.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 01/02/20 19:40:53]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not again..I'm a prolific offender

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not again..I'm a prolific offender "

Not you again, sunshine. You're coming with me... to the DUNGEON.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is this something out of The Simpsons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this something out of The Simpsons?"

He does remind me of Chief Wiggum actually

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this something out of The Simpsons?

He does remind me of Chief Wiggum actually

That's what came into my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this something out of The Simpsons?

He does remind me of Chief Wiggum actually

That's what came into my head"

It does make a certain amount of sense - he clearly can't be much good at his job if he thinks I'm TOO SEXY. Or even sexy within legally acceptable limits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this something out of The Simpsons?"

If it is, they copied me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this something out of The Simpsons?

He does remind me of Chief Wiggum actually

WTF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this something out of The Simpsons?

He does remind me of Chief Wiggum actually

WTF. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"p.s... i am a man on the run from the fashion police sub division..... you aint seen me!

Snuggi time?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Not again..I'm a prolific offender

Not you again, sunshine. You're coming with me... to the DUNGEON. "

It's a fair cop officer..take me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not again..I'm a prolific offender

Not you again, sunshine. You're coming with me... to the DUNGEON.

It's a fair cop officer..take me now "

Only if you COME quietly.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Bloody hell I'm gonna have to waddle fast to get out of this one! Scarper!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Guilty as charged

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"For being TOO SEXY *rips top off, starts licking baton seductively*."

Oh my, officer... Need any help with that?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For being TOO SEXY *rips top off, starts licking baton seductively*.

Oh my, officer... Need any help with that?

Mrs TMN x"

Don't talk back to me or you'll be going down for a very long time, missy.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"For being TOO SEXY *rips top off, starts licking baton seductively*.

Oh my, officer... Need any help with that?

Mrs TMN x

Don't talk back to me or you'll be going down for a very long time, missy. "

Oh no! That sounds awful... *gets down on knees*

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