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what can i get you to drink tonight?
Sadly the jukebox is still broken so have put some 80's music on to start with...
Its happy hour until 9 pm so you get 2 free shots with every drink..... | |||
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"Don’t be lonely Single and ready for flirting" Did I just dream these words? | |||
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"Hey dude, I’m here " Good evening friend and thanks for joining me... What can i get for you to drink on the house?.... | |||
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"Hey dude, I’m here Good evening friend and thanks for joining me... What can i get for you to drink on the house?.... "I fancy a glass of red, please | |||
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"I’ll have a pink gin please bar tender "Good evening Kularli and welcome to the bar...One Pink Gin coming right up.... | |||
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"Don’t be lonely Single and ready for flirting Did I just dream these words?" I know , it’s unusual for me | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... " Lol is that to keep it cool or to stop you keep asking for top ups? I’m a gin lover too  | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... " Hey Ash, do you know the growling tigger at the end of the bar? | |||
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"Don’t be lonely Single and ready for flirting" Good evening Floro....I'm not lonely any more....
Hopefully there will be lots of flirting tonight... | |||
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"Don’t be lonely Single and ready for flirting Did I just dream these words? I know , it’s unusual for me "Getting outside your comfort zone | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Lol is that to keep it cool or to stop you keep asking for top ups? I’m a gin lover too "Hey Fuzz, how was your birthday? | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... " Evening Tiger....Thats a lot of Gin!...One bucket of gin coming right up!... | |||
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"Don’t be lonely Single and ready for flirting Did I just dream these words? I know , it’s unusual for me
Getting outside your comfort zone"I’m trying something new | |||
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"Hey dude, I’m here Good evening friend and thanks for joining me... What can i get for you to drink on the house?....
I fancy a glass of red, please"One large glass of French Red wine coming right up.... | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Lol is that to keep it cool or to stop you keep asking for top ups? I’m a gin lover too "can i get you a bucket of gin also?... | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Hey Ash, do you know the growling tigger at the end of the bar?" I don't think I have seen her before....why dont you go over and introduce yourself?.... | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Lol is that to keep it cool or to stop you keep asking for top ups? I’m a gin lover too
Hey Fuzz, how was your birthday?"Eventful thanks X thank you for your efforts xx | |||
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"Hello Ash. Hi everyone.
May I have a Guinness please"You like the black stuff? | |||
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"Sailor Jerry and ginger ale please Ash "Hi sexy | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Lol is that to keep it cool or to stop you keep asking for top ups? I’m a gin lover too
can i get you a bucket of gin also?... "I’m soooo easily persuaded, yes please Ash... | |||
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"Hello Ash. Hi everyone.
May I have a Guinness please
You like the black stuff?"I'd prefer a nice French red wine. | |||
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"Evening Ash x hope all is good with you? Please may I have a rhubarb and ginger gin, when you’re ready.." Evening Fuzzy...I'm doing great thanks..Have had a nice relaxing day...
One rhubarb and ginger gin coming right up....
Hope your weekend is going well so far?... | |||
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"Hello Ash. Hi everyone. "Good evening to you Lorraine.....Hows your day been?... | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly " Can you bring a bag of chips back for me please.... | |||
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"Sailor Jerry and ginger ale please Ash "Good evening Macc Lass....One Sailor Jerry and ginger ale coming right up...It was lovely to see you a couple of weeks ago.... | |||
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"Hello Ash. Hi everyone.
Good evening to you Lorraine.....Hows your day been?..."Hi Ash. It's been cold and rainy. | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Evening Tiger....Thats a lot of Gin!...One bucket of gin coming right up!... "Its medicinal.. Been stood up this afternoon | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Hey Ash, do you know the growling tigger at the end of the bar?" Me? | |||
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"Evening Ash! Could I have an Irish coffee please? And an Amaretto with ice please? Going to behave myself this side of the bar tonight
Peach x"Where is the fun in that peach | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Lol is that to keep it cool or to stop you keep asking for top ups? I’m a gin lover too
can i get you a bucket of gin also?...
I’m soooo easily persuaded, yes please Ash..."Another bucket of gin coming right up!... | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Lol is that to keep it cool or to stop you keep asking for top ups? I’m a gin lover too "Im bottom shelf today, stood up, so its medicinal | |||
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"Hello Ash. Hi everyone.
May I have a Guinness please
You like the black stuff?
I'd prefer a nice French red wine."One large glass of Merlot coming right up Lorraine.... | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly " Did you enjoy your kebab?  
Peach x | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome again to BarFabuLornAsh's singles night.... There was a lot of lovely ladies at the forum bar last night so hopefully a few more of you single guys will join us this time....
what can i get you to drink tonight?
Sadly the jukebox is still broken so have put some 80's music on to start with...
Its happy hour until 9 pm so you get 2 free shots with every drink....."Double grey goose on ice please ash my good man | |||
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"Evening Ash! Could I have an Irish coffee please? And an Amaretto with ice please? Going to behave myself this side of the bar tonight
Peach x
Where is the fun in that peach "Well I did set out to behave yesterday....
Peach x | |||
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I’d love a whisky if you get a second
And hello everyone | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Can you bring a bag of chips back for me please.... "On its way! Vinegar? | |||
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"Double G is in
I’d love a whisky if you get a second
And hello everyone "Hello | |||
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"I had one too many pornstar martinis last night so I’ll just have a pint please Ash! " Good evening Saucy.....It took me ages to tidy up the bar last night!... One pint coming right up....what do you fancy?,,,, | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Hey Ash, do you know the growling tigger at the end of the bar? Me? " You indeed! | |||
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"Double G is in
I’d love a whisky if you get a second
And hello everyone
Hello "Hello Miss Lorraine *kisses your hand* | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x"Very juicy! | |||
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"Hi all May I have a coffee please as I don’t drink alcohol " Good evening Bevo...You sure can....what kind of coffee can i get you?... | |||
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"Wait. It's broken?! Get it fixed asap. "Do you reckon we could Fonze it? | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Hey Ash, do you know the growling tigger at the end of the bar? Me? You indeed!"  | |||
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"Hello dear Ash! It's a flying visit but I'd love a bramble and pleaaaaase can you put Come Together on the jukebox? Thanks beaut! x" Oh please stay Meli!! | |||
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"I had one too many pornstar martinis last night so I’ll just have a pint please Ash! Good evening Saucy.....It took me ages to tidy up the bar last night!... One pint coming right up....what do you fancy?,,,," Sorry about that! If you need a hand tidying up tonight then I owe you! Hmmmm estrella please! | |||
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"Hello fellow singletons, how we all doing tonight. Hello also to those that aren’t singletons....let’s get the flirting on......." Evening Blow...I'm hoping to see lots of flirting at the bar tonight.... | |||
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"Hello fellow singletons, how we all doing tonight. Hello also to those that aren’t singletons....let’s get the flirting on....... Evening Blow...I'm hoping to see lots of flirting at the bar tonight.... "Trying my best | |||
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Evening Tiger....Thats a lot of Gin!...One bucket of gin coming right up!...
Its medicinal.. Been stood up this afternoon"I'm sorry that you were stood up..Your next Gin will be on the house.... | |||
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"Hi all May I have a coffee please as I don’t drink alcohol Good evening Bevo...You sure can....what kind of coffee can i get you?... "Good evening ash I would love a caramel latte please | |||
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"Hello dear Ash! It's a flying visit but I'd love a bramble and pleaaaaase can you put Come Together on the jukebox? Thanks beaut! x Oh please stay Meli!!" Ha, I'm a busy woman! But because it's you, I'll share a bottle of decent Italian red? | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy! "You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x | |||
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"I'll have a pink gin please.. "Good evening lezzer......One large Pink Gin coming right up.... | |||
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"Evening Ash! Could I have an Irish coffee please? And an Amaretto with ice please? Going to behave myself this side of the bar tonight
Peach x"Good evening Peach...One Irish coffee and an Amaretto with ice coming right up...It was a great party last night and thank you for your help x | |||
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"Evening Ash! Could I have an Irish coffee please? And an Amaretto with ice please? Going to behave myself this side of the bar tonight
Peach x
Good evening Peach...One Irish coffee and an Amaretto with ice coming right up...It was a great party last night and thank you for your help x"Anytime for my gorgeous friends! Tonight I will be teasing, flirting, doing shots and obviously dancing....maybe on the bar again
Peach x | |||
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"Thought I'd better show my face tonight "Woohoo! Come here you beaut!
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"Gin. In a bucket please... Evening Tiger....Thats a lot of Gin!...One bucket of gin coming right up!...
Its medicinal.. Been stood up this afternoon
I'm sorry that you were stood up..Your next Gin will be on the house.... "Result! | |||
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"Evening Ash evening everyone. Thought you had the points in the bag today Ash "Good evening Sensual...I knew we wouldnt win today even when we went 3-1 up!...This West Ham team are a disgrace. Congrats on your win mate...Fancy a pint to celebrate? | |||
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"Thought I'd better show my face tonight "Have you changed your mind about Good Omens yet? | |||
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"Hello dear Ash! It's a flying visit but I'd love a bramble and pleaaaaase can you put Come Together on the jukebox? Thanks beaut! x Oh please stay Meli!! Ha, I'm a busy woman! But because it's you, I'll share a bottle of decent Italian red? " Thanks | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome again to BarFabuLornAsh's singles night.... There was a lot of lovely ladies at the forum bar last night so hopefully a few more of you single guys will join us this time....
what can i get you to drink tonight?
Sadly the jukebox is still broken so have put some 80's music on to start with...
Its happy hour until 9 pm so you get 2 free shots with every drink.....
Double grey goose on ice please ash my good man "Good evening Fozzy....One double grey goose on ice coming right up.... | |||
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"Thought I'd better show my face tonight
Woohoo! Come here you beaut!
Peach x"I'm there.
Thanks for helping Ash last night, he needs a woman to keep him on track. | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x"You can lick any part of me you want | |||
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"Thought I'd better show my face tonight
Have you changed your mind about Good Omens yet? "Not yet but you will be the first to know if I do. | |||
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"Double G is in
I’d love a whisky if you get a second
And hello everyone "Good evening Double G....One whisky coming right up....Neat or on the rocks?... | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Can you bring a bag of chips back for me please....
On its way! Vinegar?"Salt and ketchup please also.... | |||
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"Double G is in
I’d love a whisky if you get a second
And hello everyone
Good evening Double G....One whisky coming right up....Neat or on the rocks?..."On the rocks please dude
great bar you’ve got here and some beautiful woman in tonight | |||
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"Thought I'd better show my face tonight
Woohoo! Come here you beaut!
Peach x
I'm there.
Thanks for helping Ash last night, he needs a woman to keep him on track. "I wouldn't have said I was a lot of help....
Peach x | |||
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"I'll have a pink gin please..
Good evening lezzer......One large Pink Gin coming right up.... "And a good evening to you Ash.. thank you! | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome again to BarFabuLornAsh's singles night.... There was a lot of lovely ladies at the forum bar last night so hopefully a few more of you single guys will join us this time....
what can i get you to drink tonight?
Sadly the jukebox is still broken so have put some 80's music on to start with...
Its happy hour until 9 pm so you get 2 free shots with every drink.....
Double grey goose on ice please ash my good man
Good evening Fozzy....One double grey goose on ice coming right up.... "And be a gent ash....keep the 80’s music on, some of these filthy animals will be up dancing in no time | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Can you bring a bag of chips back for me please....
On its way! Vinegar?
Salt and ketchup please also.... "You got it! | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want"Get your coat...
Peach x | |||
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"Hello dear Ash! It's a flying visit but I'd love a bramble and pleaaaaase can you put Come Together on the jukebox? Thanks beaut! x" Only a flying visit?....
One bramble cocktail coming right up Meli....I'm sorry the juke box is still broken....x | |||
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"Wait. It's broken?! Get it fixed asap.
Do you reckon we could Fonze it? "Cheers _eeky goodness . X | |||
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"Wait. It's broken?! Get it fixed asap. "Hopefully I will be back in action next week...Sorry I mean the jukebox will be!... | |||
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"Wait. It's broken?! Get it fixed asap.
Do you reckon we could Fonze it?
Cheers _eeky goodness . X"Hello miss Lezzer *kisses your hand* it’s a pleasure to see you this evening x | |||
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"Sailor Jerry and ginger ale please Ash
Good evening Macc Lass....One Sailor Jerry and ginger ale coming right up...It was lovely to see you a couple of weeks ago.... "Thanks kind sir. Ah it was a wonderful weekend and I can't wait to bump into you both again soon. | |||
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"I had one too many pornstar martinis last night so I’ll just have a pint please Ash! Good evening Saucy.....It took me ages to tidy up the bar last night!... One pint coming right up....what do you fancy?,,,, Sorry about that! If you need a hand tidying up tonight then I owe you! Hmmmm estrella please! " Thats very kind of you Saucy...One bottle of Estrella on the house coming right up.... | |||
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"Evening Ash evening everyone. Thought you had the points in the bag today Ash
Good evening Sensual...I knew we wouldnt win today even when we went 3-1 up!...This West Ham team are a disgrace.
Congrats on your win mate...Fancy a pint to celebrate?"Yes go ead mate, Carling. Walcott done nowt all game apart from goal | |||
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"Good evening everyone , may I please have a gin and tonic please "Good evening Donut...Sorry for the wait....One gin and tonic coming right up.... | |||
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"Ooooh my 2nd bar of the night....can I have something with Peach juice please "Hello sexy! Couple of shots and my peach juice on order! I'm a customer tonight, let's cause trouble...
Peach x | |||
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"Hello fellow singletons, how we all doing tonight. Hello also to those that aren’t singletons....let’s get the flirting on....... Evening Blow...I'm hoping to see lots of flirting at the bar tonight....
Trying my best"you're doing a great flirting job tonight.... | |||
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"Hi all May I have a coffee please as I don’t drink alcohol Good evening Bevo...You sure can....what kind of coffee can i get you?...
Good evening ash I would love a caramel latte please "Ash is snowed under so you will have to put up with me
My best caramel latte coming right up. | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x"I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here | |||
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"Ooooh my 2nd bar of the night....can I have something with Peach juice please
Hello sexy! Couple of shots and my peach juice on order! I'm a customer tonight, let's cause trouble...
Peach x"Evening gorgeous, I'll be requiring extra Peach juice to get me in the mood for a riot | |||
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"Double G is in
I’d love a whisky if you get a second
And hello everyone
Good evening Double G....One whisky coming right up....Neat or on the rocks?...
On the rocks please dude
great bar you’ve got here and some beautiful woman in tonight "Why thank you | |||
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"hooe everyone is doing well x" Brilliant ta and hope the same can be said for you. X | |||
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"Double G is in
I’d love a whisky if you get a second
And hello everyone
Good evening Double G....One whisky coming right up....Neat or on the rocks?...
On the rocks please dude
great bar you’ve got here and some beautiful woman in tonight
Why thank you "Lovely smile btw too | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here "Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit.. Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x | |||
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"The wine isn't working Ash, Double shot of Jamison please." Hi lovely lady. One large Jamisons coming right up. | |||
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"Thought I'd better show my face tonight "Good evening my love...  ....
Will make you a very large strawberry disarrono cocktail with a sparkler in it x | |||
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"I'll have a lemonade. Hips Don't Lie just came onto my jukebox and if I'm not sober I'll look even more stupid trying to dance to it "Hello you, one lemonade coming right up. Always dance like no one's watching. X | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x"Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me | |||
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"Wait. It's broken?! Get it fixed asap.
Do you reckon we could Fonze it?
Cheers _eeky goodness . X
Hello miss Lezzer *kisses your hand* it’s a pleasure to see you this evening x"Why thank you..my glass is getting empty could accompany you to the bar? | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x"Actually, you might be a while | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me "Come with us | |||
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"The wine isn't working Ash, Double shot of Jamison please. Hi lovely lady. One large Jamisons coming right up. "Thanks Lorna, this should help. | |||
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"Wait. It's broken?! Get it fixed asap.
Do you reckon we could Fonze it?
Cheers _eeky goodness . X
Hello miss Lezzer *kisses your hand* it’s a pleasure to see you this evening x
Why thank you..my glass is getting empty could accompany you to the bar? "Well how could I say no to you lets go get you another drink *takes your hand* | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us "Only if you let me know beforehand who's going in the middle | |||
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"Ooooh my 2nd bar of the night....can I have something with Peach juice please "Good evening again Sophie....With Peach juice?.....would you like a cocktail?....Peach champagne punch its called.... | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Only if you let me know beforehand who's going in the middle "That would be me
Peach x | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us "Huh... | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Only if you let me know beforehand who's going in the middle
That would be me
Peach x"Hahaaa where would you like me  | |||
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"Double G is in
I’d love a whisky if you get a second
And hello everyone
Good evening Double G....One whisky coming right up....Neat or on the rocks?...
On the rocks please dude
great bar you’ve got here and some beautiful woman in tonight "One whisky on the rocks coming right up mate and I'm pleased you're enjoying the bar.... | |||
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"I'll have a lemonade. Hips Don't Lie just came onto my jukebox and if I'm not sober I'll look even more stupid trying to dance to it
Hello you, one lemonade coming right up.
Always dance like no one's watching. X"Working on it | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Only if you let me know beforehand who's going in the middle
That would be me
Peach x
Hahaaa where would you like me "Now there's a question... Everywhere would be the best answer
Peach x | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome again to BarFabuLornAsh's singles night.... There was a lot of lovely ladies at the forum bar last night so hopefully a few more of you single guys will join us this time....
what can i get you to drink tonight?
Sadly the jukebox is still broken so have put some 80's music on to start with...
Its happy hour until 9 pm so you get 2 free shots with every drink.....
Double grey goose on ice please ash my good man
Good evening Fozzy....One double grey goose on ice coming right up....
And be a gent ash....keep the 80’s music on, some of these filthy animals will be up dancing in no time "I will keep the 80's music on for most of the night Fozzy!.... | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome again to BarFabuLornAsh's singles night.... There was a lot of lovely ladies at the forum bar last night so hopefully a few more of you single guys will join us this time....
what can i get you to drink tonight?
Sadly the jukebox is still broken so have put some 80's music on to start with...
Its happy hour until 9 pm so you get 2 free shots with every drink....."I'll have a red leg, cola, ice and lemon please | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Only if you let me know beforehand who's going in the middle
That would be me
Peach x
Hahaaa where would you like me
Now there's a question... Everywhere would be the best answer
Peach x"I knew there was a good reason why I liked you | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Huh... "Wanna come too? | |||
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"Evening Ash evening everyone. Thought you had the points in the bag today Ash
Good evening Sensual...I knew we wouldnt win today even when we went 3-1 up!...This West Ham team are a disgrace.
Congrats on your win mate...Fancy a pint to celebrate?
Yes go ead mate, Carling. Walcott done nowt all game apart from goal "One pint of Carling coming right up mate... | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Only if you let me know beforehand who's going in the middle
That would be me
Peach x
Hahaaa where would you like me
Now there's a question... Everywhere would be the best answer
Peach x
I knew there was a good reason why I liked you "I’ll just take pictures for now but don’t forget I’m here | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Only if you let me know beforehand who's going in the middle
That would be me
Peach x
Hahaaa where would you like me
Now there's a question... Everywhere would be the best answer
Peach x
I knew there was a good reason why I liked you
I’ll just take pictures for now but don’t forget I’m here"If you think i could forget you were here then you need a few lessons Peach | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Huh...
Wanna come too?"I dont like crowds... | |||
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"I’m not single but I’d love a glass of Rioja please" Good evening SB....I hope you're doing well...One glass of Rioja coming right up... | |||
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"Double G is in
I’d love a whisky if you get a second
And hello everyone
Good evening Double G....One whisky coming right up....Neat or on the rocks?...
On the rocks please dude
great bar you’ve got here and some beautiful woman in tonight
One whisky on the rocks coming right up mate and I'm pleased you're enjoying the bar.... "Ta ash and keep them coming | |||
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"More gin please sir "Another large gin coming right up.... | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Huh...
Wanna come too?
I dont like crowds... "Three is a crowd, not four! That’s a lot of fun! | |||
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"Since I'm home tonight please can I have a vodka & cola, with shots of sambucca "Nice to see you ms bossy shall I set up the karaoke | |||
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"I’m going to grab a kebab (no onions) I’ll be back shortly Did you enjoy your kebab?
Peach x
Very juicy!
You still have juice on your chin... I'm very tempted to lick it if I'm honest
Peach x
You can lick any part of me you want
Get your coat...
Peach x
I have the feeling I don’t need my coat, it’s hot in here
Let's pop outside to cool down for a bit..
Watch my bag Sophie please Gorgeous, won't be a moment
Peach x
Hahhahaa enjoy yourself and make sure you save a little for me
Come with us
Only if you let me know beforehand who's going in the middle
That would be me
Peach x
Hahaaa where would you like me
Now there's a question... Everywhere would be the best answer
Peach x
I knew there was a good reason why I liked you
I’ll just take pictures for now but don’t forget I’m here
If you think i could forget you were here then you need a few lessons Peach "Always happy to learn | |||
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"Good evening, I'll have a apple Martini, cheers " Good evening King G....One apple martini coming right up..... | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hope you are well. Please may I have a large one x" Good evening Sparkle...I'm doing great thanks....One very large gin and tonic coming right up x | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome again to BarFabuLornAsh's singles night.... There was a lot of lovely ladies at the forum bar last night so hopefully a few more of you single guys will join us this time....
what can i get you to drink tonight?
Sadly the jukebox is still broken so have put some 80's music on to start with...
Its happy hour until 9 pm so you get 2 free shots with every drink.....
I'll have a red leg, cola, ice and lemon please"Good evening...One Red leg with cola ice and lemon coming right up..... | |||
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"Since I'm home tonight please can I have a vodka & cola, with shots of sambucca
Nice to see you ms bossy shall I set up the karaoke "That would be fun. | |||
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"Since I'm home tonight please can I have a vodka & cola, with shots of sambucca "Good evening Ms Bossy....One vodka and cola with 2 shots of Sambucca coming right up... | |||
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"Since I'm home tonight please can I have a vodka & cola, with shots of sambucca
Nice to see you ms bossy shall I set up the karaoke "Evening GG it depends on how badly you want it to rain | |||
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"You know me Ash - mines always a French 75 And have one too Lex" Been waiting for you | |||
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"You know me Ash - mines always a French 75 And have one too Lex Been waiting for you" I like to keep you waiting, like to see the fire in your eyes | |||
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"Could I get snother round in for Sin, Sophie and myself please Ash? And some nuts and crisps please, we seem to have built up an appetite
Peach x"I have a drink on peachy too. Cheers x | |||
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"You know me Ash - mines always a French 75 And have one too Lex" Good evening Lex....One French 75 cocktail coming right up....Hope your weekend is going well | |||
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"Could I get snother round in for Sin, Sophie and myself please Ash? And some nuts and crisps please, we seem to have built up an appetite
Peach x"You sure can Peach.....I'll bring out a selection of nibbles on to the bar...I'm feeling hungry now also! I might have to start another bar thread soon!... | |||
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"You know me Ash - mines always a French 75 And have one too Lex Good evening Lex....One French 75 cocktail coming right up....Hope your weekend is going well "It is now, I think I’ve pulled | |||
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"You know me Ash - mines always a French 75 And have one too Lex Been waiting for you I like to keep you waiting, like to see the fire in your eyes "Let me show you my fire | |||
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"Since I'm home tonight please can I have a vodka & cola, with shots of sambucca
Good evening Ms Bossy....One vodka and cola with 2 shots of Sambucca coming right up... "Thank you Ash, I hope you're having a shot with me? | |||
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"Could I get snother round in for Sin, Sophie and myself please Ash? And some nuts and crisps please, we seem to have built up an appetite
Peach x
I have a drink on peachy too. Cheers x"Hello babe! When you say you'll have a drink on me, is that literal? I don't mind a bit of play with champagne
Peach x | |||
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"You know me Ash - mines always a French 75 And have one too Lex Been waiting for you I like to keep you waiting, like to see the fire in your eyes
Let me show you my fire"Oh you are so hot, is it possible I can do anything for you to fuel the flames | |||
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"You know me Ash - mines always a French 75 And have one too Lex Good evening Lex....One French 75 cocktail coming right up....Hope your weekend is going well
It is now, I think I’ve pulled "I will take your drinks over to the comfortable sofas at the back of the bar... | |||
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"You know me Ash - mines always a French 75 And have one too Lex Been waiting for you I like to keep you waiting, like to see the fire in your eyes
Let me show you my fire"Easy now... Lorna will have the fire extinguisher out in a minute
Peach x | |||
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"You know me Ash - mines always a French 75 And have one too Lex Been waiting for you I like to keep you waiting, like to see the fire in your eyes
Let me show you my fire
Easy now... Lorna will have the fire extinguisher out in a minute
Peach x"Fire extinguisher in hand... Just in case. | |||
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"Since I'm home tonight please can I have a vodka & cola, with shots of sambucca
Nice to see you ms bossy shall I set up the karaoke
Evening GG it depends on how badly you want it to rain "You could come sit with me if you prefer and I’ll even do a shot with you | |||
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