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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a man and woman start having sex in the middle of a dark wood. after about 15 mins the guy says "damn I wish I had a torch"

"me too" says the woman "you've been eating grass for the last 10 mins"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try telling the guy thet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what do a gynaecologist and the pizza delivery boy have in common??

they can both smell it but can't eat it

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By *ntelligent Gent.Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Five English men in an Audi Quattro arrive at Dublin port...Paddy the port officer stops them and tells them "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means 4"

"Quattro is just the name of the car" says the English man, "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons"

"You can't pull that one on me" says Paddy, "Quattro means 4 and you have 5 people in your car so you are breaking the law"

The Englishman shouts "You fucking idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with some intelligence"

Says Paddy "You can't, Myrphy is busy with those 2 fellas in the Fiat Uno!"

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Five English men in an Audi Quattro arrive at Dublin port...Paddy the port officer stops them and tells them "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means 4"

"Quattro is just the name of the car" says the English man, "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons"

"You can't pull that one on me" says Paddy, "Quattro means 4 and you have 5 people in your car so you are breaking the law"

The Englishman shouts "You fucking idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with some intelligence"

Says Paddy "You can't, Myrphy is busy with those 2 fellas in the Fiat Uno!""

That made me giggle

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Five English men in an Audi Quattro arrive at Dublin port...Paddy the port officer stops them and tells them "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means 4"

"Quattro is just the name of the car" says the English man, "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons"

"You can't pull that one on me" says Paddy, "Quattro means 4 and you have 5 people in your car so you are breaking the law"

The Englishman shouts "You fucking idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with some intelligence"

Says Paddy "You can't, Myrphy is busy with those 2 fellas in the Fiat Uno!"

That made me giggle

It did me too so I had to share it!

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By *estless in batterseaMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

What do you call a nymphomaniac kleptomaniac? A fucking thief!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what is pink and fluffy?? pink fluff

what is blue and fluffy??

pink fluff holding it's breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a slight hesitation, I nervously inserted a finger: it felt warm and wet."I'm gonna need more than that," she said.Taking a breath, I then inserted three more fingers."Go on, put your whole hand in," she demanded.I wanted to please her, so I did what she said: I was really sweating by now."It's no good, you're gonna have to put your other hand in as well" she pushed.I closed my eyes and thrust forward with my other hand and she let out a scream."There you go Dave, it's not that hard to do the washing up is it?" she smiled.

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