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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At this very moment in time?

For me it would be a nice pussy on my face to suck, nibble, lick and tonguefuck etc.

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fucking deal i hate blanking on my own time its pissing me off

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Hmmmm

Right now, this second, a delicious cock in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fucking deal i hate blanking on my own time its pissing me off"

???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm

Right now, this second, a delicious cock in my mouth"

69?

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Hmmmm

Right now, this second, a delicious cock in my mouth

69? "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cake...ideally freshly baked by a delightful fab member. Oh and naked too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm

Right now, this second, a delicious cock in my mouth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a banana longboat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fucking deal i hate blanking on my own time its pissing me off

???"

bad day at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm

Right now, this second, a delicious cock in my mouth"

BJ, lets go lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A healthy sleep cycle, the ability to make and keep friends and the willpower to shift a few dozen pounds off my waistline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bed snuggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could click my fingers and have anything, it'd be to either a. Turn back time or b. To take an illness away from a family member and reverse it's effects.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"A curry "
You’re obsessed with curry today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A curry You’re obsessed with curry today! "

I know, I really really want one

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

To be in a fitting room with lots of mirror sat watching a sexy lady with her leg up masterbating for me while trying to be quiet with all the people outside ...

Too descriptive ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I could click my fingers and have anything, it'd be to either a. Turn back time or b. To take an illness away from a family member and reverse it's effects."

Know that wish all to well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ould go for a KFC right now but I couldn't be fooked leaving the again just yet.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"I ould go for a KFC right now but I couldn't be fooked leaving the again just yet."

Deliveroo???

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"A bed snuggle "

Oh yes, I could so fancy a bed snuggle right now...

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Galway

I havnt had coffee yet.. I need coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ould go for a KFC right now but I couldn't be fooked leaving the again just yet.

Deliveroo???"

Nailed it

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By *ngrylookingpenis123Woman
over a year ago

.

Too eat and drink whatever I want and not put on any weight.

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"A bed snuggle

Oh yes, I could so fancy a bed snuggle right now..."

Sounds heavenly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sampling early 2020 sunshine

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

Abs I need rid of this dad bod

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

A full body vanilla massage with a bucket load of baby oil.

My shoulder aches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A full body vanilla massage with a bucket load of baby oil.

My shoulder aches "

Anytime

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

Swindon

An MFM with a hot couple!

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"A full body vanilla massage with a bucket load of baby oil.

My shoulder aches "

Healing vibes for you shoulder pain, mine is agony so yeah a massage would be good.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A vanilla massage would be fucking heaven about now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to turn around and walk away from people with no drama afterwards

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s just making.... a flour tortilla filled with chicken, bacon, salsa and cheese, folded in half and grilled. Love a quick lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pepsi Max just about turning flat - a little fizz left in it

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs


"A full body vanilla massage with a bucket load of baby oil.

My shoulder aches

Anytime "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want my boyfriend. This time tomorrow....

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Ar this particular moment... I would like my back ache to go away. I want to be out dancing tonight

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By *ocalguy4youMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Love a pussy on my face for me to eat for hours

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

To have a clean house and an empty washing basket.

And vegan ice cream.

And a massage.

Maybe a nap.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

One pain free day. To feel good about myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly. To be wrapped in beasts arms really tight while he snores in my ear. He would hold me so tight that I couldn't move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A full body vanilla massage with a bucket load of baby oil.

My shoulder aches

Anytime

Perfect "

Brings out a large bottle of baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be 10 stone again!! I am not loving myself right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to be 10 stone again!! I am not loving myself right now. "

Oh I don’t know....you’re rather sexy miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to be 10 stone again!! I am not loving myself right now.

Oh I don’t know....you’re rather sexy miss "

If you think I'm sexy now you should see me when I'm slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to be 10 stone again!! I am not loving myself right now.

Oh I don’t know....you’re rather sexy miss

If you think I'm sexy now you should see me when I'm slim "

You should perhaps also check you’re inbox too if you want to really know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to be 10 stone again!! I am not loving myself right now.

Oh I don’t know....you’re rather sexy miss

If you think I'm sexy now you should see me when I'm slim "

Skinny is overrated. Give me an arse I can get a grip on and boobs I can bury my face in any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too "

Damn, only 3/5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

Damn, only 3/5"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit 2: The Sequel.

This time, it's Earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

Damn, only 3/5

"

God dammit!!! I’m at a 3/5 too

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Sleep. And a hammock. Sleep in a hammock.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"At this very moment in time?

For me it would be a nice pussy on my face to suck, nibble, lick and tonguefuck etc.

How about you?"

5 hot, naked women lead me off to a nice warm cosy bed, whisper into my hears, stroke me, suck me, pay attention to me until I fall asleep.

That would be perfect right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

Damn, only 3/5

God dammit!!! I’m at a 3/5 too "

Ok ok

A man

A pulse

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

My dog to be pain free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

Damn, only 3/5

God dammit!!! I’m at a 3/5 too

Ok ok

A man

A pulse

"

Fuck these picky bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

Damn, only 3/5

God dammit!!! I’m at a 3/5 too

Ok ok

A man

A pulse

"

I can make a pretty good cocktail too taught myself when I bought a cocktail bar for the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

Damn, only 3/5

God dammit!!! I’m at a 3/5 too

Ok ok

A man

A pulse

Fuck these picky bitches. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sherbert dab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog to be pain free. "

Oh no what’s up with you’re dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want bacon"

Damn it, now I want some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

Damn, only 3/5

God dammit!!! I’m at a 3/5 too

Ok ok

A man

A pulse

Fuck these picky bitches. "

Sorry

Not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

Damn, only 3/5

God dammit!!! I’m at a 3/5 too

Ok ok

A man

A pulse

I can make a pretty good cocktail too taught myself when I bought a cocktail bar for the house "

Oh my

You’re my new best friend

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"My dog to be pain free.

Oh no what’s up with you’re dog? "

Age he’s actually about 4 years past the date his breed normally expire. It all catches up with him in winter. He’s such a dude but it breaks my heart when he groans when gets up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pina colada, a walk in the rain

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Sex dancing and rock and roll.

Or even sex, dancing, and rock and roll..

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I want to be little spoon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog to be pain free.

Oh no what’s up with you’re dog?

Age he’s actually about 4 years past the date his breed normally expire. It all catches up with him in winter. He’s such a dude but it breaks my heart when he groans when gets up. "

Oh the poor doggo. I'm glad he's got such a loving owner who clearly cares about him. I'm sure having you as his doggo dad makes a world of difference to how he is feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tall, well built , handsome bearded man

Please

Oh, cocktail too

Damn, only 3/5

God dammit!!! I’m at a 3/5 too

Ok ok

A man

A pulse

I can make a pretty good cocktail too taught myself when I bought a cocktail bar for the house

Oh my

You’re my new best friend "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage, a really nice refreshing drink, an orgasm, a holiday, millions of pounds and world peace.

Ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog to be pain free.

Oh no what’s up with you’re dog?

Age he’s actually about 4 years past the date his breed normally expire. It all catches up with him in winter. He’s such a dude but it breaks my heart when he groans when gets up. "

God I completely understand and it was horrible when I lost my doggo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who actually wants to be with me.

I want to cuddle up to her, kiss her, and play with her nipples and toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A massage, a really nice refreshing drink, an orgasm, a holiday, millions of pounds and world peace.

Ta "

I could’ve asked for this ...

And I ask for a man with a pulse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like giving massages. Just putting that out in here....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Just a cuddle and silence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to be 10 stone again!! I am not loving myself right now. "

You are gorgeous, behave yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a cuddle and silence. "

That sounds superb but surely some low background music and candles around the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a new lady in my life, whose youngest son is currently fighting a long battle back to health after having stem cell / marrow transplant last year, so the one thing I'd wish for would be for his full recovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surf a 6ft wall of glass

surfing; king of sports.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok now im relaxed i want to be say on the sofa cuddled up with my best mate having drinks laughs and watching tv with wandering hands and lips of course just like it was one perfect night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to cuddle up with right now! I’d love a back tickle thrown in too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone to cuddle up with right now! I’d love a back tickle thrown in too "

Your inbox just exploded with offers right then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A massage, a really nice refreshing drink, an orgasm, a holiday, millions of pounds and world peace.

Ta

I could’ve asked for this ...

And I ask for a man with a pulse"

It's good to have realistic expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice all over massage... im abit creaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A massage, a really nice refreshing drink, an orgasm, a holiday, millions of pounds and world peace.

Ta

I could’ve asked for this ...

And I ask for a man with a pulse"

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Some Ben and Jerry's, a large JD and a butt massage.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A massage, a really nice refreshing drink, an orgasm, a holiday, millions of pounds and world peace.

Ta

I could’ve asked for this ...

And I ask for a man with a pulse

It's good to have realistic expectations "

Ha ha truth

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

A big bag of Cherry Lips!

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

For my neighbours cat Henry to be found

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

To be having a drink with my sister at their house in Canada

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Indian head massage

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

A very good deep deep spooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to cuddle up with right now! I’d love a back tickle thrown in too "

I could definitely manage that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be out of pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to cuddle up with right now! I’d love a back tickle thrown in too

Your inbox just exploded with offers right then lol "

Ha ha it genuinely didn’t!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to cuddle up with right now! I’d love a back tickle thrown in too

I could definitely manage that! "

Can’t beat a good back tickle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cwtch

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes


"Someone to cuddle up with right now! I’d love a back tickle thrown in too

I could definitely manage that!

Can’t beat a good back tickle! "

I could do better than that. I would give you two back tickles

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

A winning lottery ticket. Enough for 2 houses and give up my job.

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"My dog to be pain free. "

I've just seen this and also wish your dog to be pain free

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Miss.Red on my cock and a lady of her choosing on my face.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

A good shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My granddad to go for a flamin wee so she can go to bed!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A little spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wish for everyone to have their perfect world....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little spoon "

I love spooning...

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By *ornwallkink2017Couple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Lots of kissing !

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

A really good hard fuck. Not been horny in ages, so no potential

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"A little spoon

I love spooning..."

It's awesome, wrapping your arm around your little spoon and feeling her skin on yours and the smell of her close to you.

Nothing like it

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"A good shag."

And one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickyxxx69Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A good hard fuck with lots of teasing with a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle on my sofa with a lovely woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some group fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of naughty fun x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"A good shag.

And one of them "

Why limit it to just one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just world peace, nothing too much to ask for! Oh and a decent blow job !

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A nice cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A milf gagging on my cock x

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Exactly here. Snugged in bed after a music night with friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Company

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Just someone to chat with and share a laugh wont lie preferably a lady but honestly just looking for a good decent chat x

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

To be a small spoon

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"To be a small spoon "

Ill spoon with you x

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

A hug and spoon. That’d be perfect

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Some nice strong arms wrapped around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few cold ones and some hot fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a holiday and a long rest. I haven’t had a day off for 20 months.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

After being out for a long time the morning to come x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My granddad to go for a flamin wee so she can go to bed! "

Grandad?!? Granddaughter even... Bloody stupid phones!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to watch me... ahem... y’know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle in bed

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By *ove2Lick!Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Tea and toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now?

Scrambled egg on toast and a cuppa.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

A bloody good shagging.....

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Pancakes with maple syrup in bed

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"A bloody good shagging..... "

How about a fairly average shagging? One that shows early promise but fails to really deliver?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and fried eggs on toast please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bacon sandwich, black coffee and a cure for a headache would be godly right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Friday to come quicker , Gran Canaria awaits me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To build up the desire to drag myself out of bed.

Love a Sunday lie in

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Coffee and fried eggs on toast please."

Me too, sounds perfect, runny not snotty.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Warm croissants, fresh coffee and a hot chap warming the bed with 2 tickets to Hamilton in his hand.

A girl can dream.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

One and a half hours more sleep please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hunk to fall in lust with

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

To have some online fun with someone

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A lady who will make me laugh , who will lust after me as much as I will her !

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

A bubble bath and a massage pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have got up five hours ago feeling refreshed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To hang out in the pub with someone who makes me laugh til I hurt.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

A perfect cup of tea. That's all I need to make this day perfect.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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A date with someone I adore. Failing that, more smut please.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"A date with someone I adore. Failing that, more smut please. "

This please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good night sleep is really needed. But I would also take a night of distraction too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice woman in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone telling me to bend over,pulling my panties to the side and....you can guess the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone telling me to bend over,pulling my panties to the side and....you can guess the rest "

now you talking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sleep.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Cake...ideally freshly baked by a delightful fab member. Oh and naked too "

What flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entertainment.

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By *raleebiMan
over a year ago

tralee

Would love to see the missus with another guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very slow and deep blowjob, but you can’t have everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep lol

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

A nice warm bed where I can be little spoon and gently kissed on the neck while I drift gently into sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good looking horny girl sitting on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd mill a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To catch some zzzzzzs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to sleep

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