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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe wash the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet bowl I say

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Maybe wash the car "

Yeah ..... it's very shitey whitey at the moment.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Toilet bowl I say "

Nah....... do it twice a day it's never mucky.....

You could rim it with less danger to yourself than you could anyone on here.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Put kettle on, sit down with a cuppa & think about where to start. Then don’t.

Or is that just me???

J x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Put kettle on, sit down with a cuppa & think about where to start. Then don’t.

Or is that just me???

J x"

Words out of mouth my ......

So .. Earl Grey, Lady Grey, Breakfast, Assam ..... or good ole Nescafffff ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start in the kitchen and work outwards. I'm actually really proud that I've just brought the recycling bin in from the street, it was collected yesterday and it usually takes me a few days

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I start in the kitchen and work outwards. I'm actually really proud that I've just brought the recycling bin in from the street, it was collected yesterday and it usually takes me a few days

Well done you! It'd have blown away here. Icy wind.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet bowl I say

Nah....... do it twice a day it's never mucky.....

You could rim it with less danger to yourself than you could anyone on here."

Maybe I'll take up that offer

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over a year ago

"I start in the kitchen and work outwards. I'm actually really proud that I've just brought the recycling bin in from the street, it was collected yesterday and it usually takes me a few days

Well done you! It'd have blown away here. Icy wind..... "

Eeeeep. My son is in Chester today at a uni open day with his father, hope it's not too cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms. "

Start with the soup.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms.

Start with the soup."

Far too sensible....... Just let it dry or get next doors dog in to give it a lickin' .....

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Put kettle on, sit down with a cuppa & think about where to start. Then don’t.

Or is that just me???

J x

Words out of mouth my ......

So .. Earl Grey, Lady Grey, Breakfast, Assam ..... or good ole Nescafffff ?"

Oh I’m a Douwe Egberts drinker but would never turn down a Nescafé. I’m not a fan of tea though

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I usually start at the top and work my way down. After a coffee, obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start with a bubble bath to get all the soup of me, spend a couple of hours in there making a thorough to do list, congratulate myself on my excellent planning skills, eat some soup and then I might as well go out for the night since I'm bathed and fed

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I'd start with a bubble bath to get all the soup of me, spend a couple of hours in there making a thorough to do list, congratulate myself on my excellent planning skills, eat some soup and then I might as well go out for the night since I'm bathed and fed

This

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Put on the kettle, coffee, and lots of cake, and those books you're going to throw out, start reading one. Sit back, chill. There's always next week.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yesterday I opened the door to my neighbour in some hideous pyjamas....... today I thought .... well at least i've got clothes on .... shut the door , looked down and FUCKING DRIED SOUP all down me sweater!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms. "

Lmao! I can imagine the bloody mess that made!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms. "

Don't you have staff for that kind of thing?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms.

Don't you have staff for that kind of thing?

But of course. I forced them to take an few hours orf for brexit day.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms.

Lmao! I can imagine the bloody mess that made!

Hot , fresh , home made and a lovely pattern on the wall....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Put on the kettle, coffee, and lots of cake, and those books you're going to throw out, start reading one. Sit back, chill. There's always next week. "

I am a little bit scared as I have been sorting my books out.....

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms. "

Come and start on my place

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms.

Don't you have staff for that kind of thing?

But of course. I forced them to take an few hours orf for brexit day."

They can do the cleaning up when they're back on duty.

Put your feet up and dial a dinner.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No worries sweet sweet man. Cookie does luncheon and evening dining ..... i'm more than okay there.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

One is having secks at half parst hate...

So one must bathe and turn dohn the shits.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ones domicile is adequately cleanly

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Where should I begin ........ ?

I've just shit up the kitchen good style by zsjujhing the soup all over the show , including meself....

Think i'll start in the spare bedrooms. "

The first rule of soup making is make sure it comes in a tin, whizzing you soup at home is a hella way to burn the plaster off ya ceiling

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Awwwwww fugg..... I never checked the ceiling ...... hope Sidney's web is safe....

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