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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could change careers for a week what would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mt & mt private investigations ltd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murder case detective, like in Mindhunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d work with Nev

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A zookeeper, looking after chimpanzees or elephants preferably

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"A zookeeper, looking after chimpanzees or elephants preferably"

I was a volunteer zookeeper. There's a LOT of shit shovelling involved!

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Can I be a retired billionaire?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

A volunteer in the rain forest Lookkmg after injured animals particularly orangutans but any animals really ,, tigers are my favourite animal , but can't interact with them like orangutangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a retired billionaire? "

If I had that choice I would donate all money but 10 million to animal shelters

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

A cartologist.

Although I am extremely lucky to have two truly amazing careers under my belt already!

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Photographer in Playboy

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I'd like to give marine biology a crack. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Police officer

Oh handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Bull League Air Racing pilot

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ninja assassin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red Bull League Air Racing pilot

That would be so much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cartologist.

Although I am extremely lucky to have two truly amazing careers under my belt already!"

I’ve kind of done that. Well, more GIS but the outcome was bespoke maps. I quite enjoyed it.

As for what I would do now... Designer, graphic or product I think would be quite interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red Bull League Air Racing pilot

That would be so much fun

I've flown aerobatics and small performance aircraft but air racing really looks fun..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red Bull League Air Racing pilot

That would be so much fun

I've flown aerobatics and small performance aircraft but air racing really looks fun.."

It so does

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"QC

What ?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"QC

What ?"

Queens Council ... of the bar

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

One of my original career choices. Either a music journalist or a roadie for Iron Maiden.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Work in Monkey World

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Actor. Or dancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wildlife photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handmade furniture maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astronaut

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Fast Jet Pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fast Jet Pilot "

My first thought was oooo what fetish is that

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Love my job so wouldn't change x

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"My first thought was oooo what fetish is that

Lol too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional poker player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn star. Will make the most of my skills haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barrister or judge.. Only in certain courts for certain folk

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A Detective.

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By *ilverfox2936Man
over a year ago

Prescot

A stunt man. Always wanted to crash cars and fall off buildings.

Either that or a guest presenter on Top Gear.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

My job but paid properly .. like in the days when our government funded crucial early years initiatives and cross culture arts in health projects and there was a sound access to European Social funding x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my original career choices. Either a music journalist or a roadie for Iron Maiden. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to be a photographer who travels to all of these beautiful locations on this planet just to take some photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

President and sign in a few more sensible laws

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I would love to be a photographer who travels to all of these beautiful locations on this planet just to take some photos

Great shout

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Be a Secondary School Teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabin crew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could change careers for a week what would you choose?"
I'd be a detective in Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lead guitarist in a rock band.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to be a photographer who travels to all of these beautiful locations on this planet just to take some photos

That actually sounds peaceful

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Fighter jet pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an actress.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fighter jet pilot

Cool

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Astronaut every time!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Chief biscuit taster at Mcvitties

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Has to be working at that orangutan sanctuary on the TV, they're awesome

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By *pril86Woman
over a year ago

chester

Definitely CID and kick some ass in a hot power suit

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Has to be working at that orangutan sanctuary on the TV, they're awesome"

I'm with you on that one!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Has to be working at that orangutan sanctuary on the TV, they're awesome

I'm with you on that one!

We can go together and help the naughty overweight one break into the banana store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apache pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a Factory Driver for one of the teams in Blancpain, WEC or the N24hr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vet, I've always wanted to work with animals. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast"

Trust me it aint that great lol!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Midwife would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten cuddler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cryptozoologist or Gigallo .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be head of the bar in America!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Winch woman

(paramedic air/sea rescue)

My friend is a winch woman - she has an ace job

I’d love to step into her shoes for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winch woman

(paramedic air/sea rescue)

My friend is a winch woman - she has an ace job

I’d love to step into her shoes for a week "

My mum is (was) an oncologist I would never want her job. But she absolutely loved it. So much my sister stepped into her shoes. I was a black sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Astronaut every time!

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me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Astronaut every time!

me too

You mothers an astronaut lol

Sorry, me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast

Trust me it aint that great lol!"

Neither is burnt pizza most nights haha

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Milk man, I want to be like Pat Mustard for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winch woman

(paramedic air/sea rescue)

My friend is a winch woman - she has an ace job

I’d love to step into her shoes for a week "

When i was younger my plan was to join the Army Air Corp as a winchman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family law solicitor, specialising in helping men get custody where their ex’s are crazy bitches that shouldn’t be in charge of a packet of crisps no matter a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Police officer

It's not as glamourous as you'd think. Lol

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Explorer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk man, I want to be like Pat Mustard for a day

Pat Mustard! Hahahaha. What a legend. Lol.

Love Father Ted.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I would be a Philanthropist ... and set up a fund for me so the next day I could help others too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind being a fighter Pilot. Top Gun Style....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast

Trust me it aint that great lol!

Neither is burnt pizza most nights haha"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast

Trust me it aint that great lol!

Neither is burnt pizza most nights haha

Ha ha

I still forget and manage to leave a pizza in the oven for 4 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rock star

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By *othguy79317Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Electrician for me, or F1 car design

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast

Trust me it aint that great lol!

Neither is burnt pizza most nights haha

Ha ha

I still forget and manage to leave a pizza in the oven for 4 hours"

You must like them extra crispy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Family law solicitor, specialising in helping men get custody where their ex’s are crazy bitches that shouldn’t be in charge of a packet of crisps no matter a child. "

Good on you. I love this.

all the rest are all bull shit “ bat man”. This is great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An open water lifeguard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast

Trust me it aint that great lol!

Neither is burnt pizza most nights haha

Ha ha

I still forget and manage to leave a pizza in the oven for 4 hours

You must like them extra crispy

It had gone past that point more like ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Family law solicitor, specialising in helping men get custody where their ex’s are crazy bitches that shouldn’t be in charge of a packet of crisps no matter a child.

Good on you. I love this.

all the rest are all bull shit “ bat man”. This is great. "

That’s because I actually mean it xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast

Trust me it aint that great lol!

Neither is burnt pizza most nights haha

Ha ha

I still forget and manage to leave a pizza in the oven for 4 hours

You must like them extra crispy

It had gone past that point more like ash

Put a h in front of that

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Skipper of a superyacht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could change careers for a week what would you choose?"

Croupier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast

Trust me it aint that great lol!

Neither is burnt pizza most nights haha

Ha ha

I still forget and manage to leave a pizza in the oven for 4 hours

You must like them extra crispy

It had gone past that point more like ash

Put a h in front of that

thats the reason why i forgot about in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chef. Finally be able to cook more than beans on toast

Trust me it aint that great lol!

Neither is burnt pizza most nights haha

Ha ha

I still forget and manage to leave a pizza in the oven for 4 hours

You must like them extra crispy

It had gone past that point more like ash

Put a h in front of that

thats the reason why i forgot about in the first place

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entomologist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Entomologist"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a zookeeper so kinda loving my career already but I'd love to do research and conservation out in the wild too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a zookeeper so kinda loving my career already but I'd love to do research and conservation out in the wild too

Wow great job.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Winch woman

(paramedic air/sea rescue)

My friend is a winch woman - she has an ace job

I’d love to step into her shoes for a week

My mum is (was) an oncologist I would never want her job. But she absolutely loved it. So much my sister stepped into her shoes. I was a black sheep "

That’s a totally different career altogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physicist for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a pathologist so I could work with Emilia Fox

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Prostitute.....oh... wait... did the OP say change for a week? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Winch woman

(paramedic air/sea rescue)

My friend is a winch woman - she has an ace job

I’d love to step into her shoes for a week

My mum is (was) an oncologist I would never want her job. But she absolutely loved it. So much my sister stepped into her shoes. I was a black sheep

That’s a totally different career altogether "

Surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d actually go back to my career- had to give it up when separated from my ex hubby, as two children, one severely disabled and care provision pretty much non existent. Miss it so much, but no regrets, as the alternative was jeep my career but stay in an unhappy marriage xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d actually go back to my career- had to give it up when separated from my ex hubby, as two children, one severely disabled and care provision pretty much non existent. Miss it so much, but no regrets, as the alternative was jeep my career but stay in an unhappy marriage xx "

Sounds like you made the right the decision

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you made the right the decision

Definitely!! Should have done it years before, but wouldn’t have had my youngest, so swings and roundabouts.

I got the better end of the deal. My career was amazing, so fulfilling, but being a mum and providing a happy home beats that any day of the week xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good union rep lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Has to be working at that orangutan sanctuary on the TV, they're awesome

I'm with you on that one!

We can go together and help the naughty overweight one break into the banana store

Oh he made me laugh

So intelligent! But loveable rouges at time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds like you made the right the decision

Definitely!! Should have done it years before, but wouldn’t have had my youngest, so swings and roundabouts.

I got the better end of the deal. My career was amazing, so fulfilling, but being a mum and providing a happy home beats that any day of the week xx"

That's so true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Support worker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Support worker "

Nice job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prostitute.....oh... wait... did the OP say change for a week? lol"

Make a fortune.

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

Traffic Police for me.

Be well trained. Build up experience tackling the obvious criminals and hopefully get lucky with the well organised criminals making life a misery for so many.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Traffic Police for me.

Be well trained. Build up experience tackling the obvious criminals and hopefully get lucky with the well organised criminals making life a misery for so many."

Could be fun.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Backing Singer for all the top Artistes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On track for my dream job of being maverick

but I'd deffo be a rally driver for a week, just a speed freak and adrenaline junky at heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apache chopper pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be retired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.. I've got the perfect job!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'd like a few weeks please...

Naturalist artist

Forensic pathologist

Archeologist

Clinical psychologist

Chocolateer

Thank you

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I’d work with Nev"

Oooh yes, love catfish.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"I'd like a few weeks please...

Naturalist artist

Forensic pathologist

Archeologist

Clinical psychologist

Chocolateer

Thank you

I already do one of those and enjoy it.

I might give it up if I could fly historic aircraft for a living.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I changed mine s couple of yrs ago

Major disaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be retired

Best answer so far

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