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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please." Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...  | |||
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"Single Here But undateable" You never know who might wander into the bar Floro...... What can i get for you to drink?..... | |||
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar... "That’s very kind of you thank you. Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please! | |||
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"Evening! Can I have a cider please, and what shots would you recommend? " Good evening Curvy....One cider coming right up and two shots of tequila... | |||
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"I'll grab a bottle of Sailor Jerry's and 2 shot glasses please. I'll be in the corner if anyone wants to join me. " Evening Jean...One bottle of SJ's and 2 shot glasses coming right up.... | |||
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"Evening! Can I have a cider please, and what shots would you recommend? Good evening Curvy....One cider coming right up and two shots of tequila... "Ooh tequila! I'll definitely be staying undateable if anyone sees me after those  | |||
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...
That’s very kind of you thank you.
Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please! "you're very welcome....Another Pornstar martini coming right up!.... | |||
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"Oooooo. Evening Ash
Evening all "Good evening Cheeky.... 
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"Hi Ash Can I have a Johnnie Walker over ice and 2 shots of orange liqueur please "Hi Compersion......One JW over ice and 2 shots of orange liqueur coming right up..... | |||
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"Oooooo. Evening Ash
Evening all
Good evening Cheeky....
What can i get for to drink tonight?"A coffee and a brandy please Ash | |||
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"Evening! Can I have a cider please, and what shots would you recommend? Good evening Curvy....One cider coming right up and two shots of tequila...
Ooh tequila! I'll definitely be staying undateable if anyone sees me after those "what happens normally after you've had too many tequilas?.... | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hope you and Lorna are both well. I have a very rare night in tonight. Could I have a large vodka and fizzy vimto please and one for you both too x" Good evening Raven....We have missed you at the Fab bar the last few weeks x One large vodka with fizzy vimto coming right up.... Lorna is out tonight so its just me behind the bar this evening.... The Jukebox is sadly at the repair shop again! | |||
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"Large Baileys please "Good evening lucyfur...One large Baileys coming right up.... | |||
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Ooh tequila! I'll definitely be staying undateable if anyone sees me after those
what happens normally after you've had too many tequilas?.... "Terrible dancing, falling over, and non-stop taking about utter shite. Followed by someone having to walk me home holding my hand so I don't wander off or lie down for a nap. Very dignified  | |||
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"Oooooo. Evening Ash
Evening all
Good evening Cheeky....
What can i get for to drink tonight?
A coffee and a brandy please Ash "One coffee and a large brandy coming right up... | |||
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I'd love a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade, ice and go generous on the fruit please gorgeous, gotta get one of my 5 a day! One for yourself too xx
When's the dancing starting? My hips are starting to wiggle... 
Peach x | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hope you and Lorna are both well. I have a very rare night in tonight. Could I have a large vodka and fizzy vimto please and one for you both too x Good evening Raven....We have missed you at the Fab bar the last few weeks x One large vodka with fizzy vimto coming right up.... Lorna is out tonight so its just me behind the bar this evening.... The Jukebox is sadly at the repair shop again!" Oh no!!! I promise I won't sing x | |||
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"Evening! Can I have a cider please, and what shots would you recommend? Good evening Curvy....One cider coming right up and two shots of tequila...
Ooh tequila! I'll definitely be staying undateable if anyone sees me after those
what happens normally after you've had too many tequilas?....
Terrible dancing, falling over, and non-stop taking about utter shite. Followed by someone having to walk me home holding my hand so I don't wander off or lie down for a nap. Very dignified "I'll make sure you don't drink too many tequilas!.... | |||
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"Evening! Can I have a cider please, and what shots would you recommend? Good evening Curvy....One cider coming right up and two shots of tequila...
Ooh tequila! I'll definitely be staying undateable if anyone sees me after those
what happens normally after you've had too many tequilas?....
Terrible dancing, falling over, and non-stop taking about utter shite. Followed by someone having to walk me home holding my hand so I don't wander off or lie down for a nap. Very dignified
I'll make sure you don't drink too many tequilas!.... "Thanks Ash! Right everyone, let the dancing commence! | |||
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"So lovely. The singles really need this don't they? "Thats very kind of you....I met my lovely partner on the forum so just doing my bit to spread the love....
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...
That’s very kind of you thank you.
Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please!
you're very welcome....Another Pornstar martini coming right up!.... "Ready for my 3rd please Ash! Can I get anyone else a drink whilst I’m at the bar? | |||
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"Gin and slimline tonic here please, forever a singleton "Good evening Paris and welcome to the Fab Bar.....One Gin and slimeline tonic coming right up and you never know...the man of your dreams might come in the bar tonight... | |||
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...
That’s very kind of you thank you.
Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please!
you're very welcome....Another Pornstar martini coming right up!....
Ready for my 3rd please Ash!
Can I get anyone else a drink whilst I’m at the bar? "Gin and tonic and some salty nuts please | |||
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...
That’s very kind of you thank you.
Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please!
you're very welcome....Another Pornstar martini coming right up!....
Ready for my 3rd please Ash!
Can I get anyone else a drink whilst I’m at the bar? "Me please. Vodka martini. | |||
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"Gin and slimline tonic here please, forever a singleton
Good evening Paris and welcome to the Fab Bar.....One Gin and slimeline tonic coming right up and you never know...the man of your dreams might come in the bar tonight... "Thank you could I make it a double please? I think I need it x | |||
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"Evening Ash! Kiss for your beautiful lady I'd love a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade, ice and go generous on the fruit please gorgeous, gotta get one of my 5 a day! One for yourself too xx
When's the dancing starting? My hips are starting to wiggle...
Peach x"Good evening lovely Peach.....one rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade and lots of fruit in it coming right up!... I'm just setting up some music as the jukebox is in the repair shop! x | |||
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"Damn! It's singles night! Need a hand behind the bar Ash?
Peach x"Would love a hand behind the bar please later Peach if you're free about 9 pm? x Lorna is off out tonight so I'm on my own this evening.... | |||
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"Good evening Ash. May I have a double vodka martini 3 olives please. I'm in the mood to dance... "Good evening Lorraine...One double vokdka martini with 3 olives coming right up... I'm just sorting out some music....will start with some 80's pop music.... | |||
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"Single, north London. Still happy hour “ glass of dry white french and if the shots are going a B52 please." Evening LoveGames......One glass of dry white French coming right up and a couple of B52 shots.... | |||
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"Oooooo. Evening Ash
Evening all
Good evening Cheeky....
What can i get for to drink tonight?
A coffee and a brandy please Ash
One coffee and a large brandy coming right up... "Thank you. May I have another | |||
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"Evening! Can I have a cider please, and what shots would you recommend? Good evening Curvy....One cider coming right up and two shots of tequila...
Ooh tequila! I'll definitely be staying undateable if anyone sees me after those
what happens normally after you've had too many tequilas?....
Terrible dancing, falling over, and non-stop taking about utter shite. Followed by someone having to walk me home holding my hand so I don't wander off or lie down for a nap. Very dignified
I'll make sure you don't drink too many tequilas!....
Thanks Ash!
Right everyone, let the dancing commence! "Starting off with some 80's pop music... | |||
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...
That’s very kind of you thank you.
Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please!
you're very welcome....Another Pornstar martini coming right up!....
Ready for my 3rd please Ash!
Can I get anyone else a drink whilst I’m at the bar? "Another Pornstar Martini coming right up Saucy..... | |||
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...
That’s very kind of you thank you.
Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please!
you're very welcome....Another Pornstar martini coming right up!....
Ready for my 3rd please Ash!
Can I get anyone else a drink whilst I’m at the bar?
Gin and tonic and some salty nuts please "One G&T and a bowl of my finest salty nuts coming right up Curvy! | |||
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...
That’s very kind of you thank you.
Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please!
you're very welcome....Another Pornstar martini coming right up!....
Ready for my 3rd please Ash!
Can I get anyone else a drink whilst I’m at the bar?
Me please. Vodka martini. "Another Vodka martini with 3 olives coming right up..... | |||
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"Damn! It's singles night! Need a hand behind the bar Ash?
Peach x
Would love a hand behind the bar please later Peach if you're free about 9 pm? x
Lorna is off out tonight so I'm on my own this evening...."One peachy little bartender on her way! As soon as I've squeezed another gin in
Peach x | |||
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"I’ll take a rum and please" Evening Slappy...One rum and cola coming right up... | |||
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"Gin and slimline tonic here please, forever a singleton
Good evening Paris and welcome to the Fab Bar.....One Gin and slimeline tonic coming right up and you never know...the man of your dreams might come in the bar tonight...
Thank you could I make it a double please? I think I need it x "you sure can...One double Gin and slimline tonic coming right up....x | |||
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"Oooooo. Evening Ash
Evening all
Good evening Cheeky....
What can i get for to drink tonight?
A coffee and a brandy please Ash
One coffee and a large brandy coming right up...
Thank you. May I have another "Another coffee and brandy coming right up Cheeky..... | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hope you and Lorna are both well. I have a very rare night in tonight. Could I have a large vodka and fizzy vimto please and one for you both too x Good evening Raven....We have missed you at the Fab bar the last few weeks x One large vodka with fizzy vimto coming right up.... Lorna is out tonight so its just me behind the bar this evening.... The Jukebox is sadly at the repair shop again! Oh no!!! I promise I won't sing x" I'll come and join on the dance floor...I found an 80's greatest hits CD behind the bar! x | |||
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"Spiced rum and ice please "evening my fellow rum drinker | |||
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"Damn! It's singles night! Need a hand behind the bar Ash?
Peach x
Would love a hand behind the bar please later Peach if you're free about 9 pm? x
Lorna is off out tonight so I'm on my own this evening....
One peachy little bartender on her way! As soon as I've squeezed another gin in
Peach x"Cheers Peach....Another Rhubarb Gin coming right up.... Have just put my fish and chips in the oven so they should be ready in about 30 mins x | |||
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"can i have a diet water please" Good evening..One glass of diet water coming right up...would you like some ice with it?.... | |||
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"Wheres all the men? You know, the "single" ones?" Hi tease how are you xx | |||
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"Spiced rum and ice please "Good evening Shortish....One spiced rum and ice coming right up.... | |||
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"Wheres all the men? You know, the "single" ones?" Depends on the kind of 'single' ones you mean | |||
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"Cheers ash and cheers to all my fellow drinkers " you're very welcome and give us a shout if you fancy another rum..... | |||
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"Wheres all the men? You know, the "single" ones?" Good evening testarosa...There are lots of ladies in the bar tonight....I'm sure some more single men will be in later!... | |||
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"Bottle of mount gay please Barman "Evening happy...One bottle of mount gay rum coming right up.... | |||
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"Spiced rum and ice please "I’ll get the first round in - shots are on you! | |||
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"Wheres all the men? You know, the "single" ones? Depends on the kind of 'single' ones you mean " I mean the ones that dont have a woman who thinks they are in a relationship with them! | |||
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"Wheres all the men? You know, the "single" ones? Depends on the kind of 'single' ones you mean I mean the ones that dont have a woman who thinks they are in a relationship with them!" Looking for 1% then | |||
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"Jd and cock please " We can order cock at the bar? Why didn't I know this? I'll have a cock please Ash! | |||
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"Jd and cock please " That's one way to drink JD what do you do? Dip the cock in it? | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hope you and Lorna are both well. I have a very rare night in tonight. Could I have a large vodka and fizzy vimto please and one for you both too x Good evening Raven....We have missed you at the Fab bar the last few weeks x One large vodka with fizzy vimto coming right up.... Lorna is out tonight so its just me behind the bar this evening.... The Jukebox is sadly at the repair shop again! Oh no!!! I promise I won't sing x I'll come and join on the dance floor...I found an 80's greatest hits CD behind the bar! x" Perfect. I've got my dancing shoes on at the ready x | |||
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"Jd and cock please That's one way to drink JD what do you do? Dip the cock in it? "Ooh, like the mumsnet penis beaker (Google it, it's fucking hilarious!) | |||
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"Jd and cock please We can order cock at the bar? Why didn't I know this? I'll have a cock please Ash! " my bad. Bloody phone | |||
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"Jd and cock please We can order cock at the bar? Why didn't I know this? I'll have a cock please Ash! "Me too | |||
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Good evening lucyfur...One large Baileys coming right up.... "Merci buckets | |||
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"Wheres all the men? You know, the "single" ones? Depends on the kind of 'single' ones you mean I mean the ones that dont have a woman who thinks they are in a relationship with them! Looking for 1% then "Probably, but the truly singles guys I have had the pleasure of on fab are worth sifting through All the rest for, in my experience! | |||
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"Jd and cock please We can order cock at the bar? Why didn't I know this? I'll have a cock please Ash! "were all out at the moment Curvy...Have ordered some more in!.... | |||
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"Bottle of bud for me please!" Evening Felix...One bottle of bud coming right up.... | |||
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"Large Baileys please
Good evening lucyfur...One large Baileys coming right up....
Merci buckets "you're very welcome... | |||
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"Good evening Ash. Hope you and Lorna are both well. I have a very rare night in tonight. Could I have a large vodka and fizzy vimto please and one for you both too x Good evening Raven....We have missed you at the Fab bar the last few weeks x One large vodka with fizzy vimto coming right up.... Lorna is out tonight so its just me behind the bar this evening.... The Jukebox is sadly at the repair shop again! Oh no!!! I promise I won't sing x I'll come and join on the dance floor...I found an 80's greatest hits CD behind the bar! x Perfect. I've got my dancing shoes on at the ready x" The lovely Peach will be taking over shortly while I have me dinner and I'm sure she will join you on the dance floor at some point! x | |||
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"Jd and cock please We can order cock at the bar? Why didn't I know this? I'll have a cock please Ash!
were all out at the moment Curvy...Have ordered some more in!.... "Fabulous! Can you make sure they're single single rather than fab single please | |||
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"Bottle of bud for me please! Evening Felix...One bottle of bud coming right up.... "Thank you very much! Will wash dinner down nicely | |||
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"Jd and cock please We can order cock at the bar? Why didn't I know this? I'll have a cock please Ash!
were all out at the moment Curvy...Have ordered some more in!....
Fabulous! Can you make sure they're single single rather than fab single please "Have made sure that have only ordered single single ones!..... | |||
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"Ooh. I’m in. Evening Ash, evening all. Mines a large red " Good evening Hippychick...One large Red wine coming right up....Do you like Rioja?..... | |||
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"Ooh. I’m in. Evening Ash, evening all. Mines a large red Good evening Hippychick...One large Red wine coming right up....Do you like Rioja?....." If it’s red and it’s wine it’s perfect | |||
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"Make mine a double sambuca and please, hold the ice "If that's black sambucca then I want one of those too please | |||
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"Single lady here "Evening Gymbunny....what would you like to drink? | |||
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"I'd like to be in, hazelnut Soplica please " Evening Sophie...one hazelnut soplica coming right up.... | |||
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"Make mine a double sambuca and please, hold the ice
If that's black sambucca then I want one of those too please "Make that 3 x | |||
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...
That’s very kind of you thank you.
Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please!
you're very welcome....Another Pornstar martini coming right up!....
Ready for my 3rd please Ash!
Can I get anyone else a drink whilst I’m at the bar? "Good evening, could you get me a large black Russian please? | |||
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"Evening everyone " Good evening donut.....what can I get for you at the bar? | |||
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"I’m still waiting for mine. Think I’ll go the next bar "Ash did say he'd run out of cock | |||
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"Good evening all, whisky and for me
Evening Sophie "Evening Woody...one whisky and cola coming right up.... | |||
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"Evening Ash evening all. Pint and shots all round please mate " Good evening sensual....one pint and a couple of shots coming right up....hope you have a good weekend mate.... | |||
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Evening Gymbunny....what would you like to drink? "ohhhh forgot to order a drink. White wine for now please while I take a look around. Shots a little later on | |||
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"I’m still waiting for mine. Think I’ll go the next bar "Sorry MrEastwood...Its been a busy night...one JD and cola on the house coming right up and a couple of free shots | |||
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"Evening Ash evening all. Pint and shots all round please mate Good evening sensual....one pint and a couple of shots coming right up....hope you have a good weekend mate.... "I will when i start these shots Who wants one ? | |||
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"I missed happy hour, dam. Can i have a red bull please xx " Sorry you missed happy hour! One red bull coming right up Chloe.... | |||
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"Make mine a double sambuca and please, hold the ice "Good evening...one double sambuca with no ice coming right up | |||
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If that's black sambucca then I want one of those too please "One black sambuca coming right up | |||
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"Make mine a double sambuca and please, hold the ice
If that's black sambucca then I want one of those too please
Make that 3 x"3 more black sambucas coming right up! | |||
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... I fancy a large vodka tonic this evening please | |||
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"Pulls up a chair.....Pornstar martini please. Good evening Saucy.....One Pornstar martini coming right up.....Its on the house as you were first in the bar...
That’s very kind of you thank you.
Pornstar martinis go down a bit too quick for me. I’ll have another please!
you're very welcome....Another Pornstar martini coming right up!....
Ready for my 3rd please Ash!
Can I get anyone else a drink whilst I’m at the bar?
Good evening, could you get me a large black Russian please?"Good evening puss.....one large black Russian coming right up.... | |||
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"Make mine a double sambuca and please, hold the ice
If that's black sambucca then I want one of those too please
Make that 3 x
3 more black sambucas coming right up! "Thankyouuuuuu | |||
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"Please may can I have a baileys? On the rocks" Evening curls.....one baileys on the rocks coming right up..... | |||
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"Make mine a double sambuca and please, hold the ice
If that's black sambucca then I want one of those too please
Make that 3 x"Seems like we have the party sorted | |||
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"A pint of JD and please . Wonder why I'm single ? Mmm !" Evening Pete...one pint of JD and cola coming right up! | |||
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"Single lady here
Evening Gymbunny....what would you like to drink? ohhhh forgot to order a drink. White wine for now please while I take a look around. Shots a little later on "One glass of white wine coming right up...will keep the shots for later... | |||
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"Please may can I have a baileys? On the rocks Evening curls.....one baileys on the rocks coming right up..... "Ta muchly, please do get one for yourself too on me | |||
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"Ooops! Sorry Boss! Late for my first shift! It was him and her up there and the gin getting me into trouble... Right. On it. Evening you sexy lot! Who's next? And it's buy one, the barmaid gets one free!
Peach x"Time for another cider please | |||
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"Good evening everyone, but Damn ... I’ve missed happy hour ... I fancy a large vodka tonic this evening please "Good evening Siren....sorry you missed happy hour...one very large vodka tonic coming right up.... | |||
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Please may I have a pint of lager, heavy on the alcohol | |||
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"Good evening Ash, could I have a prosecco please? " Coming right up! A little fizz for a little cracker! (Sorry, slipped back to the 1970s then)
Peach x | |||
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"Ooops! Sorry Boss! Late for my first shift! It was him and her up there and the gin getting me into trouble... Right. On it. Evening you sexy lot! Who's next? And it's buy one, the barmaid gets one free!
Peach x
Time for another cider please "Have you tried our fruity ones yet? I have a one here made with fresh peach juice
Peach x | |||
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"Make mine a double sambuca and please, hold the ice
If that's black sambucca then I want one of those too please
Make that 3 x
Seems like we have the party sorted "I'm glad I ordered those extra sambucas in! | |||
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"Make mine a double sambuca and please, hold the ice
If that's black sambucca then I want one of those too please
Make that 3 x
Seems like we have the party sorted "We'd better make sure he has plenty so he doesnt run out | |||
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"Got the speaker sorted Ash! 90s house sound good for you?
Peach x"Some 90s house and dance music sounds good peach.... I'm just going to have a little break... I think we might need a 2nd bar thread tonight! | |||
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"Boss is on a break.... SHOTS!!!!!
Peach x
"SKITTLEBOMBS! | |||
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"Boss is on a break.... SHOTS!!!!!
Peach x
SKITTLEBOMBS!"Lining them up on the bar! Who are you taking on?
Peach x | |||
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"It's been too long since I've been to a bar. I'll have a pint of your finest draught cider please. " Welcome to Ash's Bar! One pint of cider coming up. Help yourself to a shot or two! Peach x | |||
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"Boss is on a break.... SHOTS!!!!!
Peach x
SKITTLEBOMBS!
Lining them up on the bar! Who are you taking on?
Peach x"You! If you're lining them up you'd better be able to put them away too | |||
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"I've never had a skittlebomb, can I try one please "Of course....Cointreau and red bull | |||
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"Evening all . Hey ash . Nice cold pint if you dont mind "Evening just me... One nice cold pint coming right up mate.... | |||
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"It's been too long since I've been to a bar. I'll have a pint of your finest draught cider please. Welcome to Ash's Bar! One pint of cider coming up. Help yourself to a shot or two! Peach x" Thanks, don't mind if I do. | |||
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"I've never had a skittlebomb, can I try one please
Of course....Cointreau and red bull "Ooh, delicious! Another round please bar keep | |||
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"Boss is on a break.... SHOTS!!!!!
Peach x
SKITTLEBOMBS!
Lining them up on the bar! Who are you taking on?
Peach x
You!
If you're lining them up you'd better be able to put them away too "I can make all sorts of things disappear.... Line a dozen up, I'll race you
Peach x | |||
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"I've never had a skittlebomb, can I try one please
Of course....Cointreau and red bull
Ooh, delicious! Another round please bar keep "Coming right up while I'm still standing
Peach x | |||
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? " What are they?  | |||
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"I've never had a skittlebomb, can I try one please
Of course....Cointreau and red bull
Ooh, delicious! Another round please bar keep
Coming right up while I'm still standing
Peach x"Wahey! | |||
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"Evening all . Hey ash . Nice cold pint if you dont mind
Evening just me...
One nice cold pint coming right up mate.... "cheers one for yourself too | |||
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? " Great idea! Use up that cellar of Baileys we got in in for Xmas
Peach x | |||
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? Great idea! Use up that cellar of Baileys we got in in for Xmas
Peach x"Ewww, Bailey's 
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? Great idea! Use up that cellar of Baileys we got in in for Xmas
Peach x
Ewww, Bailey's
Is there any Aftershock lurking in the cellar? Does anyone drink it anymore? "Baileys and chambourd yum! Aftershock...I reckon there's a few bottles hidden at the back of the fridge! On the house becsuse I don't know how old it is... Peach x | |||
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? Great idea! Use up that cellar of Baileys we got in in for Xmas
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"Too late to join ?? Missed happy hour I see.." Here he is.. Hello gorgeous! What can I get you this evening?
Peach x | |||
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? Great idea! Use up that cellar of Baileys we got in in for Xmas
Peach x
Ewww, Bailey's
Is there any Aftershock lurking in the cellar? Does anyone drink it anymore?
Baileys and chambourd yum!
Aftershock...I reckon there's a few bottles hidden at the back of the fridge! On the house becsuse I don't know how old it is...
Peach x"Oh my god that stuff was evil | |||
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"Too late to join ?? Missed happy hour I see.." Evening! Come join us with a few shots! | |||
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? Great idea! Use up that cellar of Baileys we got in in for Xmas
Peach x
What do you use to make Jammy Dodgers "Baileys and raspberry liqueur, too much makes one heave... How do you do yours? Fancy joining me for some cocktail practice? Peach x | |||
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? Great idea! Use up that cellar of Baileys we got in in for Xmas
Peach x
Ewww, Bailey's
Is there any Aftershock lurking in the cellar? Does anyone drink it anymore?
Baileys and chambourd yum!
Aftershock...I reckon there's a few bottles hidden at the back of the fridge! On the house becsuse I don't know how old it is...
Peach x
Oh my god that stuff was evil "I used to sneak shots of it when I did bar work, fantastic stuff | |||
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"Too late to join ?? Missed happy hour I see.. Evening! Come join us with a few shots! " Of course and thankyou.....anyone for a White Russian? | |||
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"Too late to join ?? Missed happy hour I see.. Evening! Come join us with a few shots! Of course and thankyou.....anyone for a White Russian? " No ta, I'm going to nurse this bottle of aftershock while you guys have all the creamy stuff | |||
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"Too late to join ?? Missed happy hour I see.. Evening! Come join us with a few shots! Of course and thankyou.....anyone for a White Russian? " White Russian, blast from the past! Coming up served with memories of heavy nights on those bad boys.. Peach x | |||
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? Great idea! Use up that cellar of Baileys we got in in for Xmas
Peach x
What do you use to make Jammy Dodgers
Baileys and raspberry liqueur, too much makes one heave... How do you do yours?
Fancy joining me for some cocktail practice?
Peach x"Chambers raspberry liqueur and single cream....I cant think what it would be like with Baileys but I will know soon enough x | |||
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"Too late to join ?? Missed happy hour I see.. Evening! Come join us with a few shots! Of course and thankyou.....anyone for a White Russian? No ta, I'm going to nurse this bottle of aftershock while you guys have all the creamy stuff "She is going to be smashed.. I may join you later
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"Anyone for a round of Jammy Dodgers? Great idea! Use up that cellar of Baileys we got in in for Xmas
Peach x
What do you use to make Jammy Dodgers
Baileys and raspberry liqueur, too much makes one heave... How do you do yours?
Fancy joining me for some cocktail practice?
Peach x"If you mean drinking practice then I'm there....making them I haven't got a bloody clue about  x | |||
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