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"I take the stuff out of the sink before pissing in it..." You win the internet today. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Had a meet arranged yesterday, drove over and as I neared his house I shook my head. Boarded over front window covered in spray paint. Drove straight off. Messaged him when I got home to explain why I didn't turn up and his answer was "well, we are not all posh enough to have windows". So, my question is....what is it that defines a person as posh (apart from glazing?" Being married to Becks ? | |||
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"You know the names of everyone you shag" And they know yours. | |||
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"You were breast fed by your nanny You have a double barrelled surname and it's not because your parents aren't married You live on an estate and it's not owned by the council....and everyone doths their cap as you ride by " And you think a creche is a car accident ![]() | |||
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"Remote control driveway gates....." Ooooo one of my fave fwbs has them ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Remote control driveway gates..... Ooooo one of my fave fwbs has them ![]() ![]() Definitely posh then. | |||
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"I eat a kebab with a knife and fork, off a plate. Really. I am classy A F" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've got lots of windows so I must be well posh ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You have Windows bricked up because of the 1696 window tax...and not because your dealer put yours through with a hammer because you were late..." Which, strangely enough, was what I thought had happened when I arrived...lol. | |||
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"I ate crisps out of a bowl once..." But that’s normal isn’t it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I ate crisps out of a bowl once... But that’s normal isn’t it ![]() ![]() Depends if the bowl was ming and should have been in a museum or plastic and from the pound shop | |||
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"Eating a banana darlings with a knife and fork." With a knife here but when no one is looking, in the mouth it goes ![]() | |||
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"Also....posh people dont say I am cumming", they say "one has arrived"." I've got a mate he's so posh he gets someone else to come for him... | |||
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"Had a meet arranged yesterday, drove over and as I neared his house I shook my head. Boarded over front window covered in spray paint. Drove straight off. Messaged him when I got home to explain why I didn't turn up and his answer was "well, we are not all posh enough to have windows". So, my question is....what is it that defines a person as posh (apart from glazing?" One doesnt know, ask my butler. ![]() | |||
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"Also....posh people dont say I am cumming", they say "one has arrived". I've got a mate he's so posh he gets someone else to come for him..." Ahhh, the Butler did it? | |||
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"I’m posh because I never fart in front of a lady I always let her go first " Do you then rip an absolute room clearer and say "I'll see yours and raise you!" ![]() | |||
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"I’m posh because I never fart in front of a lady I always let her go first Do you then rip an absolute room clearer and say "I'll see yours and raise you!" ![]() No I blame the dog | |||
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"I've got lots of windows so I must be well posh ![]() ![]() As do mine, but I have a window cleaner that I don’t pay for..... ![]() | |||
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"I have a double barrelled surname (at the mo!), a utility room for the staff (washer/drier), skylights, integrated blinds and double gates! Well posh! Although I was chatting to a guy who put me well off by telling me her was going to put his penis in my vagina! Maybe not as posh as I thought, haha xx" He, not her, haha xx | |||
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"I have a double barrelled surname (at the mo!), a utility room for the staff (washer/drier), skylights, integrated blinds and double gates! Well posh! Although I was chatting to a guy who put me well off by telling me her was going to put his penis in my vagina! Maybe not as posh as I thought, haha xx He, not her, haha xx" Have a friend who likes to use my full name and the letters after it, when she wants a reference, as if it makes me look more respectable and posh, lol, I don’t even use them! Too pretentious. My ex hubby thought I was too posh because of my accent. I had elocution lessons in school, not because I was posh, but because my Welsh accent meant the English teacher couldn’t understand me. I spoke too fast, and the accent too strong for her to understand me, when I’d spent time with my dad, back in Wales, and returned to England where we lived x I’m anything but posh! Merely polite xx | |||
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"I have a Home Counties accent! " What a coincidence ![]() | |||
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"I have a lovely long term fwb, he's a private doctor and very well spoken, he once invited me to a home he had at the time and Woah!! When I first met him I assumed public school. As I got to know him better I found out he was from an Irish family in Essex and had had an impressive career as a professional middleweight boxer! The accent came from elocution lessons he had before he did his MD. I was astonished and would never, ever have known. " Did you do rip roarers in front of him ![]() | |||
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"I have a lovely long term fwb, he's a private doctor and very well spoken, he once invited me to a home he had at the time and Woah!! When I first met him I assumed public school. As I got to know him better I found out he was from an Irish family in Essex and had had an impressive career as a professional middleweight boxer! The accent came from elocution lessons he had before he did his MD. I was astonished and would never, ever have known. Did you do rip roarers in front of him ![]() I don't do that in front of anyone but I did throw up on him while I was sucking his cock once ![]() | |||
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"I've got lots of windows so I must be well posh ![]() ![]() I’m even posher than you because my windows go up & down posh sash windows ![]() | |||
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"Apparently I'm posh because I have a middle class non-weegie/Ned accent and a rather large library. Throw in art school to the mix and what I do for a living. It's insulting as it basically says the working class can't have a certain aesthetic, work in the arts or do things like ski. Pfft." Confusing posh with rich or educated is very common. Three completely different and separate things. | |||
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"I've got lots of windows so I must be well posh ![]() ![]() Indeed you are m'lady. I'm more lovely though ![]() | |||
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"Apparently I'm posh because I have a middle class non-weegie/Ned accent and a rather large library. Throw in art school to the mix and what I do for a living. It's insulting as it basically says the working class can't have a certain aesthetic, work in the arts or do things like ski. Pfft. Confusing posh with rich or educated is very common. Three completely different and separate things. " True! | |||
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"I take the stuff out of the sink before pissing in it..." Proper posh! | |||
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"I eat olives and pronounce my T's. Does this make posh?" no but Italiano yes ![]() ![]() | |||
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"One puts one’s right arm in, one’s right arm out, in out, in out then one shakes it all about while fisting." Well you clearly know what it's all about, Doc ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I eat olives and pronounce my T's. Does this make posh?" No sweetie, where I come from it makes you Cypriot ![]() | |||
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"I take the stuff out of the sink before pissing in it..." ![]() | |||
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"I'm posh. I have someone to squeeze my arse cheeks when I feel a fart coming on." ![]() | |||
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"I'm posh. I have someone to squeeze my arse cheeks when I feel a fart coming on. ![]() Your posh as your number 3 on the hot pic page, well done x | |||
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"I'm posh. I have someone to squeeze my arse cheeks when I feel a fart coming on. ![]() Probably will go back to 1 after few people wake up ![]() | |||
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"My gutter fell off my bay window... Nothing more to be said" thats delapidated not posh ![]() | |||
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"My gutter fell off my bay window... Nothing more to be saidthats delapidated not posh ![]() Dahlink... Shabby chic if you please | |||
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"My gutter fell off my bay window... Nothing more to be saidthats delapidated not posh ![]() shabby oh ya ![]() | |||
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"You were breast fed by your nanny You have a double barrelled surname and it's not because your parents aren't married You live on an estate and it's not owned by the council....and everyone doths their cap as you ride by " I genuinely do have a double-barrelled surname ![]() | |||
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"You know the names of everyone you shag" Not names. It's when you the Titles of everyone you shag! | |||
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"My gutter fell off my bay window... Nothing more to be said" Pardon my saying so but in my best Tom Baker voice: you have a woman's bottom, milady! ![]() | |||
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"You know the names of everyone you shag Not names. It's when you the Titles of everyone you shag!" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You know the names of everyone you shag And they know yours. " It seems I’m a lot less posh than I thought ![]() | |||
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"My gutter fell off my bay window... Nothing more to be said Pardon my saying so but in my best Tom Baker voice: you have a woman's bottom, milady! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A posh lady is one who takes it up ones arse ![]() Or who has a man that’ll take care of that for her. | |||
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"A posh lady is one who takes it up ones arse ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A posh lady is one who takes it up ones arse ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Taking it up the arse, does not make one posh ![]() But you do take up the arse from time to time then? | |||
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"A posh lady is one who takes it up ones arse ![]() And makes one a cup of the finest flavoured tea afterwards as a thank you ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A posh lady is one who takes it up ones arse ![]() A posh person is someone who, has someone else take it up ones arse, for them. | |||
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"Also....posh people dont say I am cumming", they say "one has arrived"." I prefer the term "have achieved nirvana." | |||
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"I spent £8 in Waitrose once ![]() Have we even got one here??? | |||
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"Waitrose?????? For the common people....its Fortnum & Mason for me, with a side trip to Harrods for my truffle " You do your own shopping? How quaint ![]() | |||
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"A posh lady is one who takes it up ones arse ![]() So the governments posh !!! As we've. All getting fu***d by them ![]() | |||
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"Had a meet arranged yesterday, drove over and as I neared his house I shook my head. Boarded over front window covered in spray paint. Drove straight off. Messaged him when I got home to explain why I didn't turn up and his answer was "well, we are not all posh enough to have windows". So, my question is....what is it that defines a person as posh (apart from glazing?" Fuck my life can't afford windows Jesus Christ dodged a bullet with that one ![]() | |||
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"I take the stuff out of the sink before pissing in it..." Pmsl ![]() | |||
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"I spent £8 in Waitrose once ![]() What did you get - a ready made sandwich? ![]() | |||
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"I'm posh. I have someone to squeeze my arse cheeks when I feel a fart coming on. ![]() Really ? Well you can't beat a good silhouette can you dear ![]() | |||
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"I spent £8 in Waitrose once ![]() It's a fuck getting eight coins in one trolley innit ? | |||
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"I spent £8 in Waitrose once ![]() eight coins in a fountain though Caio ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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