FabSwingers.com forum: Forgotten TV slogans.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just had a nostalgic momnent. Who can remember the these old slogans.

1) watch out, watch out there’s a Humphrey about.

2) naughty, but nice.

3 ) Murray mints, Murray mints. To good to hurry mints.

4) that’s handy Harry. Stick it in the oven.

5) if you see Sid, tell him.

See if you know what the brand are.

And add a few of you own.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Best ad ever.

"Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I just had a nostalgic momnent. Who can remember the these old slogans.

1) watch out, watch out there’s a Humphrey about.

2) naughty, but nice.

3 ) Murray mints, Murray mints. To good to hurry mints.

4) that’s handy Harry. Stick it in the oven.

5) if you see Sid, tell him.

See if you know what the brand are.

And add a few of you own. "

1. A milkshake as far as I remember.

2. Cream cakes.

3. Murray Mints (a bit obvious!)

4. A pizza that fell from above. McCain maybe?

5. British Gas privatisation.

Here's mine:

Jim Dunk says don't drink it.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Whooooooa bodyform. Bodyform for yoouuuu"

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By *rviennaCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Access, your flexible friend! I like to think I have several flexible friends now, all of whom are more fun than a credit card!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind the bannisters son.

Probably the best lager in the World

You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it’s chips it’s chips, we hope it’s chips it’s chips

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’m a secret lemonade drinker R Whites..

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate .. oral sex with chocolate

Don’t forget the fruit gums mum

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

In't milk brilliant!

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Daddy or chips? Chips

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Follow the bear ( hoffmeister lager)

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Papa? NICOLE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Mash Get Smash. Loved the metal aliens.

I'm a secret lemonade drinker.....

Can remember singing the them tune to 'Why Don't You' too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insignia has everything shampoo to shower gel....

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ahh bisto

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Re-record not fade away (Scotch video tapes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it’s chips it’s chips, we hope it’s chips it’s chips "

Will it be mash or jacket spuds,

Will it be salad or frozen peas,

Will it be mushrooms,

Fried onion rings,

You'll have to wait and see.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ready brek - Central Heating For Kids (and it made them glow as though exposed to gamma radiation to)

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

It's Sinfully Delicious

I think it was for hot chocolate or something

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Quickety quick, microchips!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Mind the bannisters son.

Probably the best lager in the World

You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter

I remember Jasper Carrott doing a take-of of the Kwik Fit song. It was advertising fast christenings and they sang "You can't dip quicker than a quick-dip vicar".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Kia-Ora, too orangey for crows”

There’s an advert that has not withstood the test of time.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Birdseye potato WAAAAAFFLES, the waffelly versatile....they go with beans, eggs on, gammon....

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’m a secret lemonade drinker R Whites..

As written and sung by Elvis Costello's dad.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I’m a secret lemonade drinker R Whites..

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate .. oral sex with chocolate

Don’t forget the fruit gums mum

Did you know Elvis Costello was in the R Whites lemonade ad with his dad?

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

Clunk click every trip.

Jimmy Savile telling us to wear seat belts.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Smart old blue he took the Milky Way...

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

If it’s safe in water it’s safe in Lux

(Not for my goldfish it ain’t)

Marlboro, the cowboys cigarette

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Clunk click every trip.

Jimmy Savile telling us to wear seat belts."

He was very keen on keeping people safe. A very protective man.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 31/01/20 13:31:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie says mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw. (If any one can get that one I'll give you a medal!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pea and Ham !!! From a Chicken ???

think that might have just been a Scottish advert though

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Milky Bars are on me!

Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Rolo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Always use the green cross code, because I won’t be there when you cross the road”. Said Darth Vader.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

A mars a day helps you work, rest and play

Funny I bloody hated them

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By *andl76Couple
over a year ago

north east

A canny bag o Tudor .... crisps

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Corona.

Every bubble's passed its fizzical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charlie says mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw. (If any one can get that one I'll give you a medal!)"

Never go with anyone without telling your mummy or daddy first?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Oooohh Shut that door

Let’s have a look at what you COULD have won

Ready....steady....ggggggggooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you've been tango'd

Is he picking his nose or what? (Wotsits)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charlie says mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw. (If any one can get that one I'll give you a medal!)

Never go with anyone without telling your mummy or daddy first?"

Something to do with stranger danger from what I can remember. Will have to YouTube it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fosters, the Amber nectar. The Paul Hogan adverts were brilliant.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

It’s frothy man

Cresta

All aboard the skylark

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Fosters, the Amber nectar. The Paul Hogan adverts were brilliant. "

.....’I think we overdone it with the Sherry...’

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

They’re tasty tasty very very tasty they’re very tasty

Kellogg’s bran flakes 1980’s

When hands that do dishes feel as soft as you’re face, mild green fairy liquid

Luna Luba luv club

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Charlie says...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fosters, the Amber nectar. The Paul Hogan adverts were brilliant.

.....’I think we overdone it with the Sherry...’

That was Castlemaine XXXX but I nearly mentioned them too cos those ads were awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard cheese, Portia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy or chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charlie says mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw. (If any one can get that one I'll give you a medal!)

Never go with anyone without telling your mummy or daddy first?"

Government safety information adverts.

The prodigy used it in a song Charly on The Experience album

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

ITS A PUPPET

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I bet she wears Harmony hairspray

Richard Shops are full of all the pretty things, such a lot of pretty things to wear

Men can't help acting on Impulse

How do Do It All Do it, what they do it for, can somebody tell?

When you walk through the door your pound's worth more at...Brentford Nylons where else?

Rabbit, rabbit, yap, yap, bunny, bunny, jabber

Gertcha

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Were you truly wafted here from paradise?

Nah mate, Luton Airport

(Campari)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Fosters, the Amber nectar. The Paul Hogan adverts were brilliant.

.....’I think we overdone it with the Sherry...’

That was Castlemaine XXXX but I nearly mentioned them too cos those ads were awesome

Oh yes

I remember one of the Paul Hogan Fosters ones where he was watching the ballet and uttered the immortal line: ‘Strewth! There’s a bloke down there with no strides on!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

Get busy with the fizzy.... soda stream

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Sausages...... Walls (said like a dog barking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charlie says mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw mraw. (If any one can get that one I'll give you a medal!)

Never go with anyone without telling your mummy or daddy first?

Government safety information adverts.

The prodigy used it in a song Charly on The Experience album "

Yes they did

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

‘Splash it all over’ and

‘Every bubbles past it’s fizzical.

You need to get those two products the right way around or you could be in trouble.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Lipsmacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, cool buzzing, high talking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing...Pepsi!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

And of course the other Pepsi one..

Hey Eddie, how come you're such a big hit with the girls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fosters, the Amber nectar. The Paul Hogan adverts were brilliant.

.....’I think we overdone it with the Sherry...’

That was Castlemaine XXXX but I nearly mentioned them too cos those ads were awesome

Oh yes

I remember one of the Paul Hogan Fosters ones where he was watching the ballet and uttered the immortal line: ‘Strewth! There’s a bloke down there with no strides on!’

and then he puts his hand in front of his bird's eyes

I liked the tower of London one :

Where are we, mate?

The Bloody Tower

Alright, sport, I only asked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join out club.

Suzie says. “Trioooooooo”

This is the age of the train.

Put a Tiger in your tank.

Cornflakes? Good any time of day.

Shredded wheat. Can you eat three?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't that train advert also feature the late and disgusting Sa -vile?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

You knowwwww when you've been Tango'd

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then they smashed them all to bits hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a secret lemonade drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate tastes like chocolate never tasted before

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Keep up your pecker with a Cadburys double decker.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

There a moose loose about this hoose !!!

Wine gums ??? If I remember ,,

All because the lady lovvees milk tray

Hello boys !!! Wonderbra

Second-class return to dottingingham please. ,,, TUNESSSSS

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

I'm piggin angry

He's looking at me Tommy

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Pea and ham? From a chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The red car and the blue car had a race...

I'm so excited.... and I just can't hide it... woah woah woah

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

I got a letter from me Mammy

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Skol Skol Skol - best advertising line ever!

Re record not fade away

Miller lite - had a primary school teacher called Mrs Miller, we used to call her Miller lite, boys fancied her too...

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

It's crunchy, nooooo, it's chewy...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

It's Friday, it's five to five, and its...CRACKERJACK

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By *arklordMan
over a year ago

rugeley

tell them about the honey mommy

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

"It's Friday, it's five to five, and its...CRACKERJACK"

OOO I could crush a grape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Wear the fox hat”

Miller ad. (check YouTube)

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

You got to eat one piece at a time, but they're so big nobody will mind, if there's a bigger bite it can't be found!

Wagon wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greeeeeeeen Giant (sweetcorn)

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

It's all done in the best POSSible taste!

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

“They’re tasty! Tasty! Very very tasty! They’re very tasty!”

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Heineken had some fantastic ones especially the posh bird saying the water in Majorca don’t taste like it outa

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

The man from Del Monte he says yesssss

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Mash gets smashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you walk through the door, your pound's worth more

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

Heineken it refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all done in the best POSSible taste! "

I think we need a Kenny Everett thread for those of us old enough to remember Cupid Stunt

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"It's all done in the best POSSible taste!

I think we need a Kenny Everett thread for those of us old enough to remember Cupid Stunt

Sid snott

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Bet he drinks Carling Black Label "

"Naaah, he doesn't was his underpants"

Classic

https://youtu.be/oCemJAd3KZA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see the pub from here

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

TRIO, TRIO I'd like a trio would you like one too

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"I bet he drinks Carling black label"

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Hartley, J R Hartley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the best best needs no etiquette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TRIO, TRIO I'd like a trio would you like one too

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

As I understand, they still drink it in the Congo

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Course you can Malcolm (Vics Sinex)

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Widget. It’s got a widget. A lovely widget. A widget it has got."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see you .. to see you nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat. It’s full of Cadbury goodness and very small and neat.

Toffos. When a mans gotta chew, what a mans gotta chew.

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

[Removed by poster at 31/01/20 20:01:55]

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Heineken refreshs the parts other beers cannot reach

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Oi you Russian, Get off my land.

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet, the mild cigar

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

A slice of cake and a cup of tea Miss Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Watch out there’s a Humphrey about” I don’t remember the campaign but we had glasses with it on as a kid

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"You know when you've been tango'd

Is he picking his nose or what? (Wotsits)"

The first one reminded me of 'belly's gonna get you, belly belly belly' still stuck in my head and I had to google it to make sure it existed and wasn't just the remnants of a fever dream. It is, and it was for Reebok which I didn't remember

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"“Watch out there’s a Humphrey about” I don’t remember the campaign but we had glasses with it on as a kid"

Milk marketing board

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Haaarrroooollllddd

Arther Arther AArrtthhheerr

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By *aryukMan
over a year ago

manchester

Kia-Ora .... it’s too orangey for crows it just for me and my dog..... I’ll be your dog......Kia-Ora boogie boogie boogie boogie Kia-Ora

You can’t put a better bit of butter on your knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beanz meanz Heinz

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Lionel Blair doesn’t have his hair cut like that he does when he comes here

time for a cool sharp harp

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Accrington Stanley, Who are they ?

Exactly !

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

This ones a musical slogan.....Dvorak - New World Symphony excerpt

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Look what you could have won.

Can I have a P please, Bob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This ones a musical slogan.....Dvorak - New World Symphony excerpt

Was that British Airways?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Accrington Stanley, Who are they ?

Exactly !"
in the big time now league 1 Ian rush will be eating his words now like Alan Hanson you win nowt with kids oh mr Hanson what a boob

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The Slag of All Snacks’

Pot noodle before they were banned from using it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Were you truly wafted here from paradise” ?

“Nah, Luton airport"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"This ones a musical slogan.....Dvorak - New World Symphony excerpt

Was that British Airways?"

Hovis

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By *aryukMan
over a year ago

manchester

"This ones a musical slogan.....Dvorak - New World Symphony excerpt

"
warburton....has a_ybody seen warburton?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Anytime any place anywhere... that's Martini.

Spawned a whole generation of women being called martini if they where a bit generous with the lovin.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Don't forget the pancakes on Jif lemon day

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"This ones a musical slogan.....Dvorak - New World Symphony excerpt

Was that British Airways?"

If you’re referring to the BA “eye” advert I think the music was the Flower Duet from Lakme

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Anytime any place anywhere... that's Martini.

Spawned a whole generation of women being called martini if they where a bit generous with the lovin."

Find memories of a "martini" girl back in the day

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

* fond

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Mash means Smash

Finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat

Milky bar kid

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

The wonder of Woolworths

Many a housewife every day picks up a tin of beans and says.....

Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face.

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

She flies like a bird in the sky iii

Nimble bread

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By *ybMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Weebles wobble but they won’t fall down........

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

“Bran Flakes Bran Flakes Everyone Loves Bran Flakes There Really Tasty”

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I was drinking something poofy,

And this girl looks straight through me,

So I have a pint of Hawk,

And now she wants to screw me!

HAWK

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"The Wheetos go round and round, they go Ohhhh oh oh, and they come out here"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My name's Coco, I'm a monkey like you. I live in the jungle, not in the zoo. I lived on leaves when there weren't any shops, but I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was drinking something poofy,

And this girl looks straight through me,

So I have a pint of Hawk,

And now she wants to screw me!

HAWK"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, we are the lads from Country Life

And you can’t put a better bit o’ butter on yer knife

If you haven’t any in ‘ave a word with yer wife

And spread it on yer toast in the mornin’

It’s Country Life, it’s English too,

From the cow to the dairy, from the dairy down to you,

‘Cos it’s pure and fresh and creamy through and through,

So spread it on yer toast in the mornin’

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Ooh I could crush a grape

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"My name's Coco, I'm a monkey like you. I live in the jungle, not in the zoo. I lived on leaves when there weren't any shops, but I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops"

We had a version of that at school

"My name's Coco, I live up a tree,

I sell condoms for 50p

You get 'em in yellow or pink or green,

My mates all call me a Johnny machine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has an hazelnut in every bite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I could crush a grape "
was that an advert?

thought it was just his catcphrase

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

"What has an hazelnut in every bite?

"
Squirrels shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has an hazelnut in every bite?

Squirrels shit

"
I was waiting for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I could crush a grape was that an advert?

thought it was just his catcphrase "
sorry just seen it didnt have to be just adverts

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Can you put a Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Oooh Betty, I'm in a bit of trouble

Language Timothyyyy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

One sheeeeeet is plenty

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By *ophiaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

St Asaph

It’s Friday, it’s 5 to 5 and it’s ...............

Answers on a post card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The futures bright, the future's Orange.

God I wish I'd have bought their shares then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's lots of fun for everyone in the Big Yellow Tea Pot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was drinking something poofy,

And this girl looks straight through me,

So I have a pint of Hawk,

And now she wants to screw me!

HAWK"

Once in every lifetime,

Comes a love like this......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knor square shaped soups, taste like a good soup should..

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Dad! Do you know the piano is on my foot?

You him it son and I'll play it

PG Tips

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

You’ll like this, not a lot...but you’ll like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knor square shaped soups, taste like a good soup should.. "
it was chefs squared shaped soup. Shows how a good soup should be.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Ohhhh Vitalite...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s not Terry’s ... it’s mine

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

"What has an hazelnut in every bite?

"
Squirrels Shit

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