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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Never judge a person till you've walked 1.6 kilometres in their shoes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never judge a person till you've walked 1.6 kilometres in their shoes.."

Size 42 shoes at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never judge a person till you've walked 1.6 kilometres in their shoes.."

Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never judge a person till you've walked 1.6 kilometres in their shoes.."

I always demand 454 grams of flesh first

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Anyone called the fucking owl exterminator yet ?

Sorry Le owl extermeenatorrrr

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.

How big is a dick in millimetres pls ?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.

How big is a dick in millimetres pls ?"

Massive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

183.

Anything shorter is un coq

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.

How big is a dick in millimetres pls ?

Massive..."

Would be wouldn't it ......... ooooooo let's keep the dicks counted in cm's ...

An 8 incher is a 20cm ....... ooooooo matron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.

How big is a dick in millimetres pls ?

Massive...

Would be wouldn't it ......... ooooooo let's keep the dicks counted in cm's ...

An 8 incher is a 20cm ....... ooooooo matron."

What cubic cm of water would that squeeze out of your eyes

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fucked in the eyes ?

Is that the European position ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked in the eyes ?

Is that the European position ?"

Hence the term "saw him coming"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never judge a person till you've walked 1.6 kilometres in their shoes.."
ahhhh you wear 8"stillettos

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fucked in the eyes ?

Is that the European position ?

Hence the term "saw him coming" "

Sacre Bleu ! Sorry ........ meant Everton !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never judge a person till you've walked 1.6 kilometres in their shoes..ahhhh you wear 8"stillettos

200mm please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never judge a person till you've walked 1.6 kilometres in their shoes..ahhhh you wear 8"stillettos

200mm please! "
omg yes metric lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked in the eyes ?

Is that the European position ?

Hence the term "saw him coming"

Sacre Bleu ! Sorry ........ meant Everton !"

Nil satis nisi optimum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

€0.0119 for your thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a cent in for a euro

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fucked in the eyes ?

Is that the European position ?

Hence the term "saw him coming"

Sacre Bleu ! Sorry ........ meant Everton !

Nil satis nisi optimum

In hac hebdomada reds et cacas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sound as €1.19

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked in the eyes ?

Is that the European position ?

Hence the term "saw him coming"

Sacre Bleu ! Sorry ........ meant Everton !

Nil satis nisi optimum

In hac hebdomada reds et cacas"

Jesus saves but Latchford nets the rebound

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Feed the birds..... 0.02 euros a bag....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed the birds..... 0.02 euros a bag...."
lol hey you up on your metric granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Feed the birds..... 0.02 euros a bag....lol hey you up on your metric granny?

Is that an old ladies bi-cycle ?

How much does a metric cost these days little boy ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer? "

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed the birds..... 0.02 euros a bag....lol hey you up on your metric granny?

Is that an old ladies bi-cycle ?

How much does a metric cost these days little boy ?"
lol hey put your teeth back in the glass and calculate the circumference of this circle I'm trying to cut out but in metric

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over a year ago

"Feed the birds..... 0.02 euros a bag....lol hey you up on your metric granny?

Is that an old ladies bi-cycle ?

How much does a metric cost these days little boy ?lol hey put your teeth back in the glass and calculate the circumference of this circle I'm trying to cut out but in metric

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and no hanging yer tongue out while you do it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ooof Weedy Zane ...... I am going to read n walk n walk n read n live a Parisian's cafe life......

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over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )"

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooof Weedy Zane ...... I am going to read n walk n walk n read n live a Parisian's cafe life......

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on the streets of liverpoooooool?

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over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language

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over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language "

Ty lubiem, kochanie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Do we have to rename old films now then also .

3,178 Grams starting Will Smith

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t like bent bananas anyway. I think I’ll pop down to the shops using the M56 which is a beautiful motorway which was funded by the EU at the regulated speed limit of 120 kmph and avail of straight bananas all for the tidy sum of €1.20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language

Ty lubiem, kochanie

tez cie kocham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language

Ty lubiem, kochanie

tez cie kocham

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i agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language

Ty lubiem, kochanie

tez cie kocham

i agree

och, mówisz po polsku?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steck deinen Brexit in deinen Arsch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steck deinen Brexit in deinen Arsch"

es würde die Seiten nicht berühren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steck deinen Brexit in deinen Arsch

es würde die Seiten nicht berühren"

Gluten yagen

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Then if they turn out to be a dick you're 1.6 km away. And you've got their shoes.

How big is a dick in millimetres pls ?

Massive...

Would be wouldn't it ......... ooooooo let's keep the dicks counted in cm's ...

An 8 incher is a 20cm ....... ooooooo matron."

But 200mm sounds even bigger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language

Ty lubiem, kochanie

tez cie kocham

i agree

och, mówisz po polsku?"
omg can't believe you said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language

Ty lubiem, kochanie

tez cie kocham

i agree

och, mówisz po polsku?omg can't believe you said that

Soz about that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language

Ty lubiem, kochanie

tez cie kocham

i agree

och, mówisz po polsku?omg can't believe you said that

Soz about that x"
its ok didn't Google it

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Never judge a person till you've walked 1.6 kilometres in their shoes..

Size 42 shoes at that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language

Ty lubiem, kochanie

tez cie kocham

i agree

och, mówisz po polsku?omg can't believe you said that

Soz about that xits ok didn't Google it

She asked if you speak Polish, that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy 0.568 ltrs of beer?

Wouldn't even cover the bottom of my stein..... give me Dos litres por favor camerero ...... ya vol!

( the english are hot at languidges )

Duze piwo, prosze (large beer please in Polish)

All you need to know is how to order two beers and how to say I love you in any language

Ty lubiem, kochanie

tez cie kocham

i agree

och, mówisz po polsku?omg can't believe you said that

Soz about that xits ok didn't Google it

She asked if you speak Polish, that's all

Ten^^^

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