FabSwingers.com forum: Lighthearted Brexit Day thread..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So we leave the EU at 11pm, some will love it, some will hate it.

This isn’t a ‘let’s have an argument’ thread, instead just for fun what are those (possibly made up!) things that we will no longer be able to do “when we leave Europe” and what are those new things we can do from 11pm?

For example French kissing is obviously banned after 11pm as we are no longer in the EU!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No longer blame the EU for everything

(No wait, that'll definitely still happen)

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Does that mean Belgian waffles are off the table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French letters will now have to be called British Overcoats

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Bratwurst will have to be referred to as Dirty German Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more french fries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The following foods will no longer be available for purchase:

Brussel sprouts

Champagne

Danish pastry

French fries

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Any weather coming from Europe will just avoid us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greek salad is now banned.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Café’s will be banned in favour of the more traditional Cafe!

Bacon, Eggs & plenty of fried tomatoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark Francois to be deported back to France.

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

You can no longer play The Final Countdown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotels can no longer offer a continental breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Café’s will be banned in favour of the more traditional Cafe!

Bacon, Eggs & plenty of fried tomatoes! "

To be pronounced Caff

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Before you leave your house you must now kneel and thank Borris hands outstretched

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Café’s will be banned in favour of the more traditional Cafe!

Bacon, Eggs & plenty of fried tomatoes!

To be pronounced Caff "

Pmsl

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Oh no, we can't participate in Eurovision any longer. Quel domage (oops can't say that either now) Not that that's stopped Australia mind you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manoir au Quatre Saisons and La Gavroche to become Toby Carveries.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Get through airports quickly - love feeling smug as I go pass the long line of non EU pasports holders when I fly to an EU country... now I'll be one of those guys waiting for ages for some Euro Passport Officer to graciously let me into their country

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Oh no, we can't participate in Eurovision any longer. Quel domage (oops can't say that either now) Not that that's stopped Australia mind you..."

Non EU countries like Austraila are seen as novelty acts and often do quite well. Infact, we did quite well before we joined the EU so I'm betting we'll win it this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're still in Europe everyone, we haven't fell off the map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will we be immune if there is another outbreak of Spanish Flu?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Manoir au Quatre Saisons and La Gavroche to become Toby Carveries."

Red Caff doesn't have quite the sane ring to it as Café Rouge, either, does it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Now we can get back to turning on each other and put up internal borders.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

she said lightheartedly and with a girly giggle......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she said lightheartedly and with a girly giggle......

I dont know that much about trade deals but I know I like fluffy kittens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only an hour to go to do those things you’ll no longer be able to do after everything changes at 11!! Get in quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she said lightheartedly and with a girly giggle......

I dont know that much about trade deals but I know I like fluffy kittens

So do I but I can only eat one at a time

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There'll be an announcement first thing Monday that Britain is set to become the 51st state of America.

Which means we'll all have to start spelling things wrong, carrying guns and drive on the wrong side of the road.

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