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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you under measure your penis if asked about it’s size?

Like if you were 7” say you were around 6 to 6.5, or 8” say you were 7”.

I think I would just so they get a bit of a surprise, but I’d never over measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'd just give the actual measurement if someone really wanted to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under measure

is that even a real thing

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I'd use the universally recognised sky remote measuring system & send them pics from every conceivable angle. The ladies love that.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Nah. I'd probably think fuck that, they are not the type of person I want to be meeting.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Ladies you all know you’d never make it as a man. You’d be mesmerised with your new massive willy and wouldn’t be able to leave it alone.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If I may give a man's perspective here, nobody has ever actually asked for a measurement of my todger. Why volunteer this information at all if nobody is asking for it? Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait what, I assumed penis measurement started at 8 inches and just kept going up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

Yes...other men

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

I use cms it reads better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it "

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

Yes. Never by a women but have been by other bi and gay men. Especially on Grindr. No hello or an icebreaker just 'you hung?' I blank those ones.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I wouldn’t be measuring in the first place, you get what you are given and if a woman doesn’t like it, then that would be there problem not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again "

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

I've never measured mine, never once have I had a ruler or tape measure to hand and thought you know what.... let's see what we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

Can't be done. There is no universally accepted method/standard.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I wouldn’t be measuring in the first place, you get what you are given and if a woman doesn’t like it, then that would be there problem not mine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

Can't be done. There is no universally accepted method/standard.

I wouldn’t recommend one of those metal tape measures that flicks back if you press the red button by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now we are out the EU back to inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

Can't be done. There is no universally accepted method/standard.

I wouldn’t recommend one of those metal tape measures that flicks back if you press the red button by accident

Nah were men, we know how to use a tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

You could become the standard..The Nora Scale of Penis Measurement. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

You could become the standard..The Nora Scale of Penis Measurement. ...

Now there’s an idea! I do like a new business venture. I’ll get my people on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My measurement is spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again "

I don’t mind being stuck in the middle to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah. I'd probably think fuck that, they are not the type of person I want to be meeting."

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better?

No"

In that case ignorance is bliss.

I'll just assume I'm hung and girthy with a perfect penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t be measuring in the first place, you get what you are given and if a woman doesn’t like it, then that would be there problem not mine "

You know how men love numbers. Did you not see Gregory’s Girl?

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better?

In that case ignorance is bliss.

I'll just assume I'm hung and girthy with a perfect penis "

Just pop around to B&Q and get a second opinion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

But what if I have a tiny twinky, will you lie to make me feel better?

In that case ignorance is bliss.

I'll just assume I'm hung and girthy with a perfect penis "

Yep I don’t blame you. And my arse is a peachey delight and my boobs stay just under my chin without a bra on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d add 5 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah. I'd probably think fuck that, they are not the type of person I want to be meeting.

Same

Boldy I'm the split of Billy Vunipola, when shall I book the Travelodge x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you under measure your penis if asked about it’s size?

Like if you were 7” say you were around 6 to 6.5, or 8” say you were 7”.

I think I would just so they get a bit of a surprise, but I’d never over measure. "

I think I would give the measurement of a soft cock, some small cocks expand dramatically when erect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d add 5 inches

Crikey if proportionally you did that with your height if you had a penis the same size of mine, you’d be 2’8”. Shit you’re a garden gnome

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

Shall we have a measuring party? We can host if you agree to be the guest of honour, Nora.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

Shall we have a measuring party? We can host if you agree to be the guest of honour, Nora. "

I’m in

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Why not ? Women undermeasure their vag's every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't fathom measuring my penis, which I also can't fathom having.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men used to,until I blocked them. Women tend not to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think it’s size queen thing then. Before I got rid of my minimum size requirement I used to ask guys what size they were and ask for a picture of it.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Tbh I think it’s just as well I’m not a chap. I have the world’s teeniest clitoris - and apparently that’s the female equivalent of a penis - so I’d probably have a micro penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured mine. I dont really care to, if you dont like it, dont touch it. That's my moto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd use the universally recognised sky remote measuring system & send them pics from every conceivable angle. The ladies love that. "

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By *ear and pudCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

There is always lay on your back and see if it reaches your belly button... that means you hung like a donkey doesnt it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it’s size queen thing then. Before I got rid of my minimum size requirement I used to ask guys what size they were and ask for a picture of it. "
i do remember your very accurate cock measuring threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont even own a tape measure! Never been asked either

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

How do you measure an innie?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How do you measure an innie?"

How many matchmakers you can fit in it!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"How do you measure an innie?

How many matchmakers you can fit in it!"

Vertically or Horizontally?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do people actually ask how big your cock is in messages?

I've had a number of men ask me that question over the years. I never know what to say since I've never measured it

Shut up no way! It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one! Nah I’m not having that. Everyone’s measured it!

But what if I measure it and find out I'm less than average??? How will I be able to look any man in the eye ever again

Is this a good time to offer my services “Nora’s measuring services”. Shame I can’t post a link

Shall we have a measuring party? We can host if you agree to be the guest of honour, Nora.

I’m in

Lickety did that at a forum social a few years back.

Funnily a lot of the guys suddenly had other places to be as soon as she whipped the tape measure out.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How do you measure an innie?

How many matchmakers you can fit in it!

Vertically or Horizontally?"

Both! It's a matchmaker by matchmaker measurement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn't measure full stop

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