FabSwingers.com forum: The postman came!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And delivered my new super long extendable telescopic duster! I've just been dancing around the house removing all the cobwebs I couldn't previously reach

I'm so happy!

What's the last parcel the post man delivered to you?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

This made me laugh, I was the same when mine arrived no more chair standing

My last delivery was from lovehoney, but the contents will remain a pleasurable secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makeup brush cleaner...kinda, I had to pick it up from the post office today because I wasn't at home when they tried to deliver it

Oh and some clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last parcel was an under sink bathroom cupboard flat pack thingy.

I tried my best but it looks shit - I hate it

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By *urray MintMan
over a year ago

Brewtoon

My package was to big for delivery Apparently !

So I had to trot off to the sorting office to pick it up , a new set of paddles for the washing machine . Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickers!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

A giant inflatable dice/die.

Random I know

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

A waterproof sheet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of shoes.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I love a feather duster I do

My last parcel was these little animals that you clip onto your phone charger at the end to stop them breaking. I have a rabbit, a chameleon and a bear. Yes, I am an adult!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a feather duster I do

My last parcel was these little animals that you clip onto your phone charger at the end to stop them breaking. I have a rabbit, a chameleon and a bear. Yes, I am an adult!

I have a hedgehog but I only used it for about a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An interesting mix of stuff so far!

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

2 hats and a pair of boots

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Did he ring twice ?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempered glass screen protector from China.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car battery charger

not quite as exciting as some of the other answers!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Did he ring twice ?? X "

"I'm sorry, I am in, you'll have to make the delivery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under mattress wrist and ankle restraints

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Nothing exciting. Just some resistance bands!

Sorry it couldn't be more fun lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A belt.

Mrs

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Under mattress wrist and ankle restraints

I have some of those, they are alot of fun

My last parcel was a mango lip scrub and cherry lip balm.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I love a feather duster I do

My last parcel was these little animals that you clip onto your phone charger at the end to stop them breaking. I have a rabbit, a chameleon and a bear. Yes, I am an adult!

I have a hedgehog but I only used it for about a week

I love them, they’re so cute

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Dresses

But you do look good in a dress so why wouldn’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair tongs

Dress

Suspender belt

Waxing kit

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Dresses

But you do look good in a dress so why wouldn’t you?

They were on sale. My favourite brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under mattress wrist and ankle restraints

I have some of those, they are alot of fun

My last parcel was a mango lip scrub and cherry lip balm."

Yet to be used so I wouldn’t know yet haha,

Next parcel is less exciting, some vintage coat hooks for a shelf I designed and built for the hall way haha

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I get a miniature of a different gin every Thursday, got home to find it waiting for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adventure Time DVD set for my boy

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Lingerie and a suede flogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last parcel was back in October, was my "Wednesday Addams" dress sent from my sister from another mister

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I really wish it was something more exciting but a book. Soon there'll be a mass of lingerie and dresses though so that kind of balances it out.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I get a miniature of a different gin every Thursday, got home to find it waiting for me."

Oh. If regular stuff counts, then coffee

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To big for letterbox so had to pick it up today. A phone charger

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Under mattress wrist and ankle restraints

I have some of those, they are alot of fun

My last parcel was a mango lip scrub and cherry lip balm.

Yet to be used so I wouldn’t know yet haha,

Next parcel is less exciting, some vintage coat hooks for a shelf I designed and built for the hall way haha "

If they are the velcro closing ones they are almost impossible to get out of without hurting your wrists

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

50m roll of baking paper. It's my favourite type and they don't sell it in sainsbury's.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Junk mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Simba and Nala disney tradition

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Oh, and a book by that tradwife woman. Purely for curiosity. I'm sure as a non-religious single parent we'll have loads in common

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A christening present.

It’s arrived beautifully packaged & I can’t bring myself to open the tissue paper to check it’s ok

J x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A parcel of literature for work purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last parcel was my washing machine detergent pods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Junk mail."

It's possible to opt out of non addressed junk mail, though those free eye test ones from specsavers come in handy sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of lace top hold ups, exactly like the ones in my pics. I go through them so damn fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i'll say is it's black and lacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I knew some people who are on my postie round that would be fun!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rainbow yarn.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Tk maxx order came today.

A William Morris tablecloth to protect my glass table from work kit, a lulu guinness shopper, and nail polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't received any post since this pandemic lockdown weirdly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a postman....always left my customers smiling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be a postman....always left my customers smiling!

I knowww all about your stories when you were Postman Pat with his black and white cat, very naughty indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tk maxx order came today.

A William Morris tablecloth to protect my glass table from work kit, a lulu guinness shopper, and nail polish

Oohh I love William Morris!!

My last thing from the postman was a hanging fruit skewer, thing, so Pablo, our mouse, can have fruit in his cage n it not be on the floor... I think they are meant for birds, possibly

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Nightwish lullabies CD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some new lingerie from Ann Summers came today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite boringly a tassimo selection box, boring but god I need caffeine to help me through lockdown!!

Getting a bit more exciting tomorrow when I’m expecting a black printer ink cartridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shimano spinning rod

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Amg lounge pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a postie,who.loves to lick a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And delivered my new super long extendable telescopic duster! I've just been dancing around the house removing all the cobwebs I couldn't previously reach

I'm so happy!

What's the last parcel the post man delivered to you? "
cordless angle grinder with a 4ah battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awhh. Reading that made me happy for you x). Last parcel for me was an Easter egg sent from my mum haha. Bless. I'm such an overgrown child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite boringly a tassimo selection box, boring but god I need caffeine to help me through lockdown!!

Getting a bit more exciting tomorrow when I’m expecting a black printer ink cartridge

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i haven't had coffee for a week

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

New sketch book and pens..... it’s the little things that keep us going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New sketch book and pens..... it’s the little things that keep us going

I do love me an art supply delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New sketch book and pens..... it’s the little things that keep us going

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like bachelors cuppa soup you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"New sketch book and pens..... it’s the little things that keep us going

I do love me an art supply delivery "

Definitely cheered me up

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"New sketch book and pens..... it’s the little things that keep us going

like bachelors cuppa soup you mean

Oh hell no

Heinz only or other brands are acceptable but never powdered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us posties can tell what's in your parcels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New sketch book and pens..... it’s the little things that keep us going

like bachelors cuppa soup you mean

Oh hell no

Heinz only or other brands are acceptable but never powdered "
I'm in a hotel room only can't cook only got a kettle

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"New sketch book and pens..... it’s the little things that keep us going

like bachelors cuppa soup you mean

Oh hell no

Heinz only or other brands are acceptable but never powdered I'm in a hotel room only can't cook only got a kettle

Get yourself a wee microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New sketch book and pens..... it’s the little things that keep us going

like bachelors cuppa soup you mean

Oh hell no

Heinz only or other brands are acceptable but never powdered I'm in a hotel room only can't cook only got a kettle

Get yourself a wee microwave "
actually that might be an idea but all shops are shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lip exfoliating scrub

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Another box of vinyl records for my husband, Led zep,The Doors,System of a down,Cream and Metallica to name a few. xx

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

A parcel from lovehoney and a parcel from Blue Lizard arrived together today.

Goes which one I opened first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice wee love letter from the tv license haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cornet cleaning kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cornet cleaning kit

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o solo mio

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By *ake_holeMan
over a year ago

London

A sex party that I go to sent us lockdown coping kits lol

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Nothing but a load of bills to pay as usual.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"A cornet cleaning kit

o solo mio"

The lady is in Yorkshire, not Naples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cornet cleaning kit

o solo mio

The lady is in Yorkshire, not Naples."
oh sole oh me oh then

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"A cornet cleaning kit

o solo mio

The lady is in Yorkshire, not Naples.oh sole oh me oh then

You’re own your own there mate.

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Samsung phone case from China - took ages to come. Not opened packaging as being irational

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) mine was a new fishing reel, rucksack and tackle boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did he knock twice?

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Essential oils here

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

D had some new pants delivered yesterday.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And delivered my new super long extendable telescopic duster! I've just been dancing around the house removing all the cobwebs I couldn't previously reach

I'm so happy!

What's the last parcel the post man delivered to you? "
The postman came and gave you a broom.

woman you have turned dust into Gold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got some very expensive lube

For my motorcycle ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English and science textbooks for home school after the Easter break.

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