FabSwingers.com forum: Classic graffiti

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Was behind a white van today with "KNOB" written in foot high letters in the dirt on the back.

Giggled like a schoolgirl! Classic graffiti, truly legendary in its simplicity.

What's your graffitti of choice? Your name? A jizzing cock? And does it make you laugh, or am I just very very childish?

Mrs TMN x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Comedy cocks every day

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The classic is surely a pictorial representation of a penis (complete with perfectly spherical gonads) spurting.

Also, the top of head/eyes one with the nose hanging over the wall (I haven’t seen one of those in a few years though)

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

scrawled in the dirt on the back of a white builders transit " wish my wife was this dirty " usualy above " she is mate "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other half had me in stitches when he had someone write on his van, dont he wish his wife is as dirty as this van! Oooohhhh the irony!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Jesus saves" church poster with "but X player scores from the re bound"

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Havent seen a'so and so waz ere' tag for a long time.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cleaned by stevie wonder

Honk if your horny

Asexual woman's car had "Phone me if your horny(and a mobile number) obviously written on someone else's car to get their own back

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

The old call this number for a blow job in the school toilets haha

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Comedy cocks every day

Hair on the bollocks? A line of jizz and a wee puddle?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The classic is surely a pictorial representation of a penis (complete with perfectly spherical gonads) spurting.

Also, the top of head/eyes one with the nose hanging over the wall (I haven’t seen one of those in a few years though)"

Oh, yes! Had forgotten that guy.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Havent seen a'so and so waz ere' tag for a long time. "

It used to be "woz ere" round my way

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

"Havent seen a'so and so waz ere' tag for a long time.

It used to be "woz ere" round my way

Thats how long since I've seen one. Forgot got about the woz

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I saw a faded tag in a motorway tunnel a while back from someone calling themselves, ‘Style Master.’

You can just tell that’s from the good old eighties. Hell the guy was probably listening to Visage on his Sony Walkman and dressed in his track suit whilst spraying it

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

My other car is never this dirty

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What doesnt kill you makes you stranger"...

Love that one, seen recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash you light if you read this

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

What you looking at cock nose it made me laugh and I once saw a nhs vehicle absolutely filthy and some one had wrote cleaned by the nhs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always see the standard "clean me" on the dirty vans.

There is some guy that does amazing art on the dirty vans. Think they unofficially call him "Vanksy". Seen some of his work on twitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back the Tories had a campaign poster with a picture of Cameron looking his floppy haired, Ruperty best with the slogan "We can't go on like this.". Some absolute legend wrote underneath "with suspicious minds" and painted a quiff and sideburns on him. Why don't people do more things like this? It's what we stay alive for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comedy cocks every day

Any cock and balls is good but I do like to see hairs at the base and a dotted line emenating from the crown

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By *eddynAngelCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Back of a white van "also available in white"

Made Angel almost wet herself giggling as she had never seen it until 2 weeks ago.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I saw a faded tag in a motorway tunnel a while back from someone calling themselves, ‘Style Master.’

You can just tell that’s from the good old eighties. Hell the guy was probably listening to Visage on his Sony Walkman and dressed in his track suit whilst spraying it

Pahaha!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I always see the standard "clean me" on the dirty vans.

There is some guy that does amazing art on the dirty vans. Think they unofficially call him "Vanksy". Seen some of his work on twitter

That is cool! Never heard of him.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A few years back the Tories had a campaign poster with a picture of Cameron looking his floppy haired, Ruperty best with the slogan "We can't go on like this.". Some absolute legend wrote underneath "with suspicious minds" and painted a quiff and sideburns on him. Why don't people do more things like this? It's what we stay alive for

I remember that. Inspired genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it, my truck was ditched hadnt been cleaned for 6 month... i had to clean it yesterday someone had drew a family of spunking cocks on the tailgate

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was driving through a small village a while back, and noticed that the local shop had “jimmy x(name changed) bums dugs"

Its short sharp and to the point. I've not been back through since, but deeply hope its still there.

I also deeply hope its not true. Poor dog.

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

the guy obviously had talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the guy obviously had talent"

That's the tragedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, here's one for anyone over forty five who's done a bit of driving in North London. M. Khan is Bent, OK. Any one??

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"its grim up north " .

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By *attyduk76Man
over a year ago

nearby

I allways draw a spurting cock on leaving cards at work ... I can’t help it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I was behind one that said 'gay' today. Not very 2020.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".

"Passing side" right "suicide" left

Classic, I've never seen them though.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Can't beat a badly drawn cock with straight pubes and a dotted line of jizz coming out of it.

Once saw a dirty truck with 'Boots with the furrrrr' scrawled across the back doors, don't know why but it made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a badly drawn cock with straight pubes and a dotted line of jizz coming out of it.

Once saw a dirty truck with 'Boots with the furrrrr' scrawled across the back doors, don't know why but it made me laugh

Shortie had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the furrrr..

The whole club was lookin at her...

Woah that takes me back

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We passed a church which had a poster outside saying "Knowing Jesus, knowing you". We desperately wanted to attach a photo of Alan Partridge stretching out his arms with a caption of "Ahaaaaaa!"

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Seen written on a toilet wall:

"Things I dislike:

1. Graffiti

2. Lists

3. Irony

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I've just seen something online. It's a photo of a pack of goat's butter on a supermarket shelf. Somebody has written above it "Who ya gonna call?"

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

How does everyone rate Banksy? Graffti artist extraordinaire or shit stiring twat who draws on walls?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I've just seen something online. It's a photo of a pack of goat's butter on a supermarket shelf. Somebody has written above it "Who ya gonna call?" "

Brilliant!

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Just a filthy white van and someones written in the filth 'I know I'm dirty and not just in bed.' Made me laugh.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Haven't seen a "Bill Stickers....is innocent" in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just seen something online. It's a photo of a pack of goat's butter on a supermarket shelf. Somebody has written above it "Who ya gonna call?" "

Inspired

there's a stop sign opposite my partners house and someone has written underneath "Hammertime"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad spelling or grammar always cracks me up.

The best ever, I think was on a bridge over the M1.... Give Peas A Chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A To Let sign with an added i in the middle makes me giggle like a child. There's a road near where I live called Bants Lane whose sign was always changed to say Pants Lane... On one occasion I believe by a member of this very forum!

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

"Bad spelling or grammar always cracks me up.

The best ever, I think was on a bridge over the M1.... Give Peas A Chance. "

That one was done on purpose

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Haven't seen a "Bill Stickers....is innocent" in years"

Ahhh! Blast from the past.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Bad spelling or grammar always cracks me up.

The best ever, I think was on a bridge over the M1.... Give Peas A Chance.

That one was done on purpose"

Was the M25 and was there for years - but got painted over a couple of years ago when it made the news

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A To Let sign with an added i in the middle makes me giggle like a child. There's a road near where I live called Bants Lane whose sign was always changed to say Pants Lane... On one occasion I believe by a member of this very forum!

Nice work. We have Canal Street - always changed to anal treet!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The post above has reminded me of a funny one that wasn't graffiti but worthy of a mention - years ago when I lived in Hertford a hairdressers opened called Dead Swanky - they made the mistake however of using screw on letters for the signage....

....within less than 24 hours the 'S' was removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice work. We have Canal Street - always changed to anal treet! "

Simple. Beautiful. Classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The post above has reminded me of a funny one that wasn't graffiti but worthy of a mention - years ago when I lived in Hertford a hairdressers opened called Dead Swanky - they made the mistake however of using screw on letters for the signage....

....within less than 24 hours the 'S' was removed

Excellent work

A famous case involved two school kids who burnt a cock and balls into their school lawn with killer and it went viral when the Google earth cameras picked it up. I'm not going to lie, I'd have played it straight in front of the headmaster if that was my son but I'd have taken him to McDonald's on the way home

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Due to austerity the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

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