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The Dukes London visit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the majority of you are aware The Duke conducts his swinging empire from the island of Jersey. Regular readers will be delighted to learn that on April the 16th The Duke shall be flying club class to the English capital and will be residing at a famous hotel for three nights.

Whilst many of you will be disappointed The Duke must inform all excited swingers only one selected female can meet The Duke during his short visit.

To narrow down this important selection process #TeamDuke have drawn up a simple requirement check list to filter out all unsavoury cock sluts. The requirements are as follows.

Be between 18 and 49.

Breast size 36c and above.

Be no taller than 5’6

Have a large booty, the type which claps together whilst you are being pounded from behind.

Have foot size no larger than a UK 5

Be familiar with London

For those swingers who meet these standards you are urged to get in touch with a friendly member of #TeamDuke and receive further details.

Duke has spoken

#Duke#BestInTheWorld#TrueAlpha

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

That seems perfectly reasonable. I hope your inbox can cope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I fail on the shoe size!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size! "

You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet "

Believe me, she got a big ass dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet "

Big feet, big meat?!

I’m only a 6 and there’s no risk of that saying applying to me! Ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet

Believe me, she got a big ass dick"

Bigger then yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet

Believe me, she got a big ass dick

Bigger then yours! "

I would never claim any different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet

Big feet, big socks

I’m only a 6 and there’s no risk of that saying applying to me! Ha ha! "

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"Well I fail on the shoe size! "

Come to me instead...I’m flexible on shoe size x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I quite fancy an unsavoury cock slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet

Believe me, she got a big ass dick

Bigger then yours!

I would never claim any different "

Do you need 3 hours to find it?! (Your status)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

Come to me instead...I’m flexible on shoe size x"

Good to know someone is! X

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Another one doing this schtick ?

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

Come to me instead...I’m flexible on shoe size x

Good to know someone is! X"

I don’t mind the size, as long as you keep the shoes on! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet

Believe me, she got a big ass dick

Bigger then yours!

I would never claim any different

Do you need 3 hours to find it?! (Your status) "

1 hour to find it, 2 hours for all the different possible camera angles

bitches love cock shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a deadline? You know in case of a mad stampede of applicants

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

I fail on every single one so one less message for The Dick.. sorry Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fail on every single one so one less message for The Dick.. sorry Duke "

What about the dude who stuck his arse in your face at the gym? Do you think that would clap together if Dukie was giving it six nowt?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"I fail on every single one so one less message for The Dick.. sorry Duke

What about the dude who stuck his arse in your face at the gym? Do you think that would clap together if Dukie was giving it six nowt? "

I’m sure his feet were too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fail on every single one so one less message for The Dick.. sorry Duke

What about the dude who stuck his arse in your face at the gym? Do you think that would clap together if Dukie was giving it six nowt?

I’m sure his feet were too big "

Damn! I thought I'd sorted his visit then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I fail on the shoe size!

You know what they say about people with big feeeeeet

Believe me, she got a big ass dick

Bigger then yours!

I would never claim any different

Do you need 3 hours to find it?! (Your status)

1 hour to find it, 2 hours for all the different possible camera angles

bitches love cock shots "

I’m not a bitch

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

I think he’s going to get one of them ticket machines that they used to have at the Delli counter in Tesco to help organise the queue

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Godammit, feet are too big. So close

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I quite fancy an unsavoury cock slut"

Can I have her when you've finished?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Damn and there’s people telling me I’m not past it at 50.

Anyway rules is rules I guess

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is that your arse in the picture Duke ?

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

I've checked with Travelodge Duke and apparently you've only paid for a single - you may need someone with a smaller booty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've checked with Travelodge Duke and apparently you've only paid for a single - you may need someone with a smaller booty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Again? "

Oh the ever giving oracle that is the green arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is this meant to be humour/irony? I can't be bothered to read most of it cos it's just verbal pre cum but is it intended to be some kind of sustained satire?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"So is this meant to be humour/irony? I can't be bothered to read most of it cos it's just verbal pre cum but is it intended to be some kind of sustained satire? "

You're very generous of spirit, Lola, to think it's prolonged satire and not some sad sac constantly posting the same thing endlessly.

You'd have thought that after the first dozen times he failed to get any takers for this amazing offer he'd take the hint....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Why does ‘The Duke’ speak in the third person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is this meant to be humour/irony? I can't be bothered to read most of it cos it's just verbal pre cum but is it intended to be some kind of sustained satire?

You're very generous of spirit, Lola, to think it's prolonged satire and not some sad sac constantly posting the same thing endlessly.

You'd have thought that after the first dozen times he failed to get any takers for this amazing offer he'd take the hint...."

Wow

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts

For those of a certain vintage (and puerile sense of humour...) it reminds me of "The Shermanator"

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