FabSwingers.com forum: Men vs Women - The Earth is flat debate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heres how it goes

Men, you have to argue the Earth is flat

Women, you have to argue the Earth is a globe

This purely a joke thread so if any guys feel like saying "I think the Earth is round" or vice versa, just get the fuck out you dullard!

To not be offensive to anyone, TV/TS can choose by which side they identify with

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Of course it’s a globe.... Mother Nature rules and she likes holding balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x"

If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is pointless

Everyone knows the earth is flat.

Just look at a map, they are all flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's definitely a globe. If it was flat, all the stupid people would have fallen off the edge by now

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it’s a cube?

Open your mind. The truth is out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t in the right mind argue the earth being flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course it’s a globe.... Mother Nature rules and she likes holding balls "

Love this

S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn’t in the right mind argue the earth being flat

Get the fuck out you dullard!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone"

What if the man is gay?

I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone

What if the man is gay?

I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?

If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t in the right mind argue the earth being flat

Get the fuck out you dullard!"

What if I stuck a Round

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"What is it’s a cube?

Open your mind. The truth is out there "

I always thought it was a triangle and naughty people get impaled on the spike at the top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn’t in the right mind argue the earth being flat

Get the fuck out you dullard!

What if I stuck a Round

That joke fell a little....flat

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone

What if the man is gay?

I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?

If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay

There ya go then.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

In going on the side of the women as you men are friggin mental if you think a globe is flat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone

What if the man is gay?

I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?

If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay

There ya go then.

Earth is still flat though. Thats why spirit levels dont have a curve in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth is obviously flat there's a reason you can't go pasta Antarctica because it's the end of the world !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also gravity's a myth

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

The world is obviously dish shaped. If it was a globe all the seas would dribble down past the equator. If it was flat they would run off the edges. The sea is still there, hence the earth must be a dish so the water stays on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how the women were selected for round- we are always right after all ..

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Course its flat. Ever tried walking up a moving hill. Genuine comment from Facebook

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone

What if the man is gay?

I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?

If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay

There ya go then.

Earth is still flat though. Thats why spirit levels dont have a curve in them"

You make a good point but spirit levels were invented by "them" to trick unsuspecting men into believing the world was flat. Women have been using spirit curves in secret for centuries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone

What if the man is gay?

I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?

If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay

There ya go then.

Earth is still flat though. Thats why spirit levels dont have a curve in them

You make a good point but spirit levels were invented by "them" to trick unsuspecting men into believing the world was flat. Women have been using spirit curves in secret for centuries. "

Thats exactly the reason why the construction industry is dominated by men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The world is obviously dish shaped. If it was a globe all the seas would dribble down past the equator. If it was flat they would run off the edges. The sea is still there, hence the earth must be a dish so the water stays on it!"

That's one way to look at it, but the water going of the edge is a waterfall and the rains keep the seas topped up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I can’t argue something I don’t believe

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I drove from Dublin to Madrid once and I never once drove down hill. The earths flat

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

If you look at a map of flight paths, none of them head east out of Russia and none go west out of USA that is because there is a massive wall at both ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course it's round, if it was flat then the cats of the world would've pushed everything off the edge by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earth is flat, eyes are globes.

Therefore earth looks like a globe due to the light bending properties of the ocular event horizon.

The real truth of the universe is far more disturbing however as i have discovered a rift in the tachion layer that points to our universe being just one of a hundred thousand or so sheets of black cardboard in an alien stationary warehouse.

I have not been able to determine whether shipment to an alien school is imminent but if it is then our world could soon change shape drastically.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"But I can’t argue something I don’t believe

It’s easy, I just quote the people I have argued with

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If the earth was flat all the coal miners would have fallen out of the bottom by now.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

"If the earth was flat all the coal miners would have fallen out of the bottom by now. "

The real reason the Tories closed the pits

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"If the earth was flat all the coal miners would have fallen out of the bottom by now.

The real reason the Tories closed the pits "

Are you saying that tories, eg Boris Johnson are flat earthers?

That would explain many things...

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

"If the earth was flat all the coal miners would have fallen out of the bottom by now.

The real reason the Tories closed the pits

Are you saying that tories, eg Boris Johnson are flat earthers?

That would explain many things... "

It was Thatcher and Major that closed them. Dont know what planet Boris is from but he looks like a flat earther (Im not, just playing along for the sake of the thread)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Clearly the earth is flat and spins around on a central axis not unlike a spinning top. This why when one jumps up in the air, one will land in exactly the same place.

After all, if it was a spinning globe as some people ridiculously profess, one would jump up and due to the speed of the earths rotation, one would logically land back down a few hundred miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course it's flat if it was a globe spirit levels would be curved

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a geographical scientist and can tell you for a fact it's physically impossible for the earth to be round

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x"

Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!

Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well obviously it's round, the women say so and as you men know we are always right!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Well obviously it's round, the women say so and as you men know we are always right!

This is admittedly a very difficult argument to contend with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well obviously it's round, the women say so and as you men know we are always right!

This is admittedly a very difficult argument to contend with

Exactly.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Well obviously it's round, the women say so and as you men know we are always right!

We’ll let you believe that for a quiet life

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

So when men start all these threads about women should be proud of curves they're just humouring us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well obviously it's round, the women say so and as you men know we are always right!

We’ll let you believe that for a quiet life

That's what you say but it's only because you know I'm right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So when men start all these threads about women should be proud of curves they're just humouring us? "

Ohhhhh good one.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Well obviously it's round, the women say so and as you men know we are always right!

We’ll let you believe that for a quiet life

That's what you say but it's only because you know I'm right!

Or so I’ll have you believe...flat, flat, flat!

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Let’s hear it for the flat chested women!! There’s something to be said for curves, but....hmmmm

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!

Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes! "

So how did hot air balloons manage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its flat but are the edges of flatness fab straight

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

When we have sex on our bed, Hannah is flat on her back. The only time a curve comes into the picture is when she arches her back when she cums.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!

Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!

So how did hot air balloons manage? "

Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!

Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!

So how did hot air balloons manage?

Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base

The basket is often a cube, where does that leave us?

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!

Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!

So how did hot air balloons manage?

Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base

The basket is often a cube, where does that leave us? "

Hahahaha. Flat surface, with safety walls. Much the same as a building built on the flat earth

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!

Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!

So how did hot air balloons manage?

Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base

The basket is often a cube, where does that leave us?

Hahahaha. Flat surface, with safety walls. Much the same as a building built on the flat earth

But I live in a windmill on the side of a hill...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Only a man would argue that FLAT Earthers have members in every CORNER of the GLOBE.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's an oblate spheroid.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's an oblate spheroid."

You can get cream for those.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's an oblate spheroid.

You can get cream for those....."

I think our poor planet needs something stronger

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

Like, there being 2 billion sex starved women in the world will help me find someone!!? Sheesh, their three months will be but a vacation when I’m the only option!

Definitely flat! People fly on aeroplanes not aeroglobes!

So how did hot air balloons manage?

Manage what? There’s no life on a balloon, only in the basket it carries which has a flat base

The basket is often a cube, where does that leave us?

Hahahaha. Flat surface, with safety walls. Much the same as a building built on the flat earth

But I live in a windmill on the side of a hill... "

Well then, you’ve just proved my point! How would your windmill turn if the earth was round? All the wind would end up in space! The earth would have to be flat for the wind to rush across it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I park my car and don’t put the handbrake on, it doesn’t move. Ok I don’t live on a hill, but if the earth is round that wouldn’t be possible, everywhere would be going downhill!

Ergo, it’s flat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All good points

But its definitly flat

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Men can't argue the earth is flat until they have a paper published in the credible scientific literature. Neither should they be permitted to use any GPS services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men can't argue the earth is flat until they have a paper published in the credible scientific literature. Neither should they be permitted to use any GPS services "

I don’t believe in GPS. How can you have satellites around a flat world.

I mean, have you ever tried sitting on a n exercise ball? Imagine 7 billion people on one? It’s flat, accept it!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The Flat earth society has members all around the globe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx

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By *rgurotoxMan
over a year ago

Croydon

The earth is flat, but massive enough that it bends space around it into a globe shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the earth was flat we would have no belongings left because cats would chase them to the edge and knock them all off...

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx"

Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.

Definitely flat!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can't remember the question?!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science.

Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.

Nobody will read this.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"The earth is a globe. If it was flat then there would only be poles at each 'end' and the moon wouldn't travel round the earth in the way it does, it would get sucked into one pole by gravity and another moon would be stuck to the other pole and they'd both be tranferring gravity to each other (the moons). And that is science.

Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.

Nobody will read this.

I read it....but will dismiss it obviously as a load of dreamt up black magic and hocum created by the Illuminati to make us believe there’s some magical force binding us and guiding us together.

Pish!

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"I can't remember the question?! "

Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone"

Awww keep it nice you said

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.

Nobody will read this.

I read it....but will dismiss it obviously as a load of dreamt up black magic and hocum created by the Illuminati to make us believe there’s some magical force binding us and guiding us together.

Pish!

I would've mentioned the hollow moons but thought that would be too much info.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx

Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.

Definitely flat! "

Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wooowww,,,,spechless right now haha

does it matter we all go the same way, move on stop wasting time xx

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I can't remember the question?!

Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?

Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.

Nobody will read this.

The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth is flat....I know because I fell off it once...luckily my wife grabbed my braces and pulled me back....

True story

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx

Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.

Definitely flat!

Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman

xx"

It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"I can't remember the question?!

Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?

Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.

Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.

Nobody will read this.

The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro!"

Lol :D

I don't think we're allowed to discuss the moon but i think it's a cheese slice and someonejust chucked it into the sky and it stuck there.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

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Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.

Nobody will read this.

The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro!

Lol :D

I don't think we're allowed to discuss the moon but i think it's a cheese slice and someonejust chucked it into the sky and it stuck there."

You’re so right. Craft slices!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.

Nobody will read this.

The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro!

Lol :D

I don't think we're allowed to discuss the moon but i think it's a cheese slice and someonejust chucked it into the sky and it stuck there.

You’re so right. Craft slices!

Ritz crackers for craters.

I'm hungry now for some reason.

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over a year ago

"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx

Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.

Definitely flat!

Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman

It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat

With so many beautiful lumps and bumps! Haha xx

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Oh and something or other about the tides as well, like all the seas would be stuck on the sides of the flat earth wth the moons gravitational pull.

Nobody will read this.

The moon is flat too, and is stuck to the flat sky with Velcro!

Lol :D

I don't think we're allowed to discuss the moon but i think it's a cheese slice and someonejust chucked it into the sky and it stuck there.

You’re so right. Craft slices!

Ritz crackers for craters.

I'm hungry now for some reason."

Indeed....all flat! And tasty!

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx

Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.

Definitely flat!

Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman

It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat

With so many beautiful lumps and bumps! Haha xx"

Look we’re talking about the earth being flat, not you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually just finished ironing it

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I can't remember the question?!

Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?

Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.

Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate

What debate?

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"I can't remember the question?!

Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?

Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.

Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate

What debate? "

Exactly, now where were we?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I can't remember the question?!

Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?

Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.

Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate

What debate?

Exactly, now where were we?

I think you were gonna whisper in my ear or something

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"I can't remember the question?!

Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?

Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.

Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate

What debate?

Exactly, now where were we?

I think you were gonna whisper in my ear or something "

Come close so you’ll be able to feel the warmth of my breath on your neck.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I can't remember the question?!

Come over here and I’ll whisper it in your ear and we can discuss it at length....or find something better to do!?

Whisper in my ear. I'll pretend not to hear.

Then perhaps I’ll get closer...and we can both forget the debate

What debate?

Exactly, now where were we?

I think you were gonna whisper in my ear or something

Come close so you’ll be able to feel the warmth of my breath on your neck. "

I am shy

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over a year ago

"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx

Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.

Definitely flat!

Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman

It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat

With so many beautiful lumps and bumps! Haha xx

Look we’re talking about the earth being flat, not you!

But it’s my belief that the earth is round as Mother Nature likes beautiful globes- and as Mother Nature is female, it’s stands to reason that the earth would represent her, and all women, lumps and bumps- perfectly round! Heck, if God can make man in his image, why can’t Mother Nature make the earth in hers- otherwise it’s just sexist! haha xx

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Obviously it’s a globe- it’s why so many in history have loved to explore it and claim dominion over it- reminds them of the curves of a woman (boobs or bum boys!) haha xx

Whilst I totally agree that your boobs and bum are fantastic, no, perfect examples of conquerable globes...I could never compare you to anything so dull, earthy and boring as a lump of mud.

Definitely flat!

Haha, smooth talker, but alas flattery won’t change the fact that the earth is a globe. There is nothing dull about it. All life comes from that lump of mud. It is amazing! Like a beautiful woman

It’s flattery not globery! And life does come from the dirt, but it’s a finite depth and flat

With so many beautiful lumps and bumps! Haha xx

Look we’re talking about the earth being flat, not you!

But! In order for all the beauty of mother nature and women to stand out, god made the land in contrast to them for us all to bathe in your glory xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if the earth is both flat and round at the same time like a mc vities chocolate digestive ?

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

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"But what if the earth is both flat and round at the same time like a mc vities chocolate digestive ?

Then it’s still a flat circle. Not a globe or sphere. As we all know to be the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women always get round to it so earth is round.

I know men will say its flat.. As Dropping their socks on floor they don't move . If world was round they would...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I flatly refuse to believe its a globe!

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

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"Women always get round to it so earth is round.

I know men will say its flat.. As Dropping their socks on floor they don't move . If world was round they would... "

Wow...ill believe whatever you tell me!

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I know for sure the earth is flat because wherever I lie on back my body is always straight. I always let the ladies think they are right by just agreeing with them when they say God made the earth in the shape of his favourite sport...netball...although if that was actually true i'm pretty sure he thought of the short skirt first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course the earth is flat how else would it rest on the back of the giant space turtle ?? moving is through space around the sun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i think this has ran its course now

Shall I do another one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anybody argues that the earth is flat all partners of the gender they prefer will go on a three month sex ban.

Therefore I think most men will agree that the earth is a globe.

Mrs N x

If any women withhold sex over a joke thread then the man should move on and she deserves to be alone

What if the man is gay?

I thought that was the accepted way that women won arguments?

If there is one thing i've learned from fab, its that all men are gay

I am not... but I have sucked a few guys that are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think this has ran its course now

Shall I do another one?"

Go for it!

How about “chicken or egg”?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i think this has ran its course now

Shall I do another one?"

Yes please Dullard !

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