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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your on a first date/ meet and find yourself at a fairly posh restaurant....you fancy the pants off the person oposite and don't want to put a foot wrong....

But they got a big bogey hanging out of their nose

A. Do you tell them straight

B. Wait and hope it drops out

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Say 'Excuse me luv, let me get that for you' & stick your finger up their noise.

Gawd these forums sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep tell them, "sorry you've got a little bit..." and then it's done!

Imagine how mortified they'd be if they go to the toilet half an hour later and sees it for themselves?!? Or if it dropped into their soup with a splash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say it looks like you got yourself a bat in the cave and hand them a Kleenex or tissue.

We've all been there, who cares.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If it's a fairly posh restaurant surely the waiter would arrive and wipe it away with an Egyptian cotton napkin?

Or one of those hot towels if it was a posh Indian restaurant.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make a subtle gesture of pretending to wipe my nose and indicate that she should do the same. When she realises and gets embarrassed and goes red that's when I pull my cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god that’s embarrassing but I’d want to be told.

I was spraying my radiators Tuesday with white radiator spray paint. Went down Asda saw my ex by the self serve and he said what’s up your nose. I got my phone camera out and all the inside of my nostril hairs were white!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Option A Mr Clunge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would make a subtle gesture of pretending to wipe my nose and indicate that she should do the same. When she realises and gets embarrassed and goes red that's when I pull my cock out "

I like your style.... but now I'm on fab and realise how liberal women are and how much they like the site of a cock...I've actually got mine hanging out all the time....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Excuse yourself, climb out of the toilet window, text from the safety of your car and drive home leaving her to pay the bill.

Nobody wants to dine with someone with a grolly hanging out of their nose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse yourself, climb out of the toilet window, text from the safety of your car and drive home leaving her to pay the bill.

Nobody wants to dine with someone with a grolly hanging out of their nose. "

Winning answear thread closed

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