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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING

Now I know don't always put up a good update, but really? Some are just so bad I can't help but get the giggles when I see them..what's the worst you've read?.. For me it's reading ^I'll teach you how to squirt ^

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The ones ranting about stuck up bitches are always interesting.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I saw one random one from Pontefract that said ‘fuck off _rightonsteve’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once put up a status to say eat crisps but typed backwards as spsirc tae.

I received messages asking whether I knew Romanian or was referring instead to a form of protein.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"I saw one random one from Pontefract that said ‘fuck off _rightonsteve’ "

Christ that made me laugh pmsl. I can’t stand the “what to do” or the “you know who you are “ ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw one random one from Pontefract that said ‘fuck off _rightonsteve’ "

Why? Just why?

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By *heeky-gingerWoman
over a year ago

Not meeting


"The ones ranting about stuck up bitches are always interesting."

It’s always interesting when you get a “hi, how are you?” message and then when you check their profile it has a status saying “this site used to be good, now it’s just full of wannabe bitches”. And they wonder why they don’t get a reply

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By *ny1local OP   Man
over a year ago

READING

One of the funniest I saw was ^whoops, lumpy farts ^,but I do have a weird sense humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like putting a quote as mine. It can start conversations. And if don't want messages I'll put a moany arse one up.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The ones ranting about stuck up bitches are always interesting.

It’s always interesting when you get a “hi, how are you?” message and then when you check their profile it has a status saying “this site used to be good, now it’s just full of wannabe bitches”. And they wonder why they don’t get a reply "

Why does no one meet on here? You all too good for me?

If you think we're all stuck up... yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often go with song lyrics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.

Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constant updates from the same profile slagging off different types of profiles every single day, also constantly moaning about how blow jobs are done wrong now.

Hey, if a woman wanna gag on dick let her haha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.

Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates "

Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.

Well that's appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw one random one from Pontefract that said ‘fuck off _rightonsteve’

Christ that made me laugh pmsl. I can’t stand the “what to do” or the “you know who you are “ ones. "
I hate the you know who you are statuses. Of course they know who they are. Why tell everyone else lol.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Mine are strange at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd often see the same person with new profiles and the status 'meeting now for rewards'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.

Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates

Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.

Well that's appealing "

I see that on a daily basis

Imagine if I was to say my vag needs draining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.

Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates

Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.

Well that's appealing "

Vile isn't it?

Also? "It's not a fucking dating site!". Had a few guys put such status updates because I refuse to meet for anything other than a social initially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "Meet now need my dick sucking" always gets me aroused ( said no one ever)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones beefy used to do about nora queen levoso and his hareem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's used like Facebook etc as a running commentary of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like makin cheeky status's and seein if someone bites lol and informative ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.

Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates

Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.

Well that's appealing

I see that on a daily basis

Imagine if I was to say my vag needs draining "

Do it! Put a 3am shout out for a "vag drain", followed up by a "so many frigid stuck up men on here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it's used like Facebook etc as a running commentary of life. "

Seen one recently saying " Might paint my living room"

With what your spunk? If not fuck off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Full sack anybody wanna empty me’

Does it ever work?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.

Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates

Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.

Well that's appealing

I see that on a daily basis

Imagine if I was to say my vag needs draining

Do it! Put a 3am shout out for a "vag drain", followed up by a "so many frigid stuck up men on here" "

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite "

Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon


"The ones ranting about stuck up bitches are always interesting."

I love those because I can preemptively block them

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite

Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.

"

Shotgun first on this job please

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I often go with song lyrics "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones asking for stuff do my head in most. I generally just go with song lyrics as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looked at my local updates and this made me laugh: "Looking for meet at 2.30"

Not today, not tonight, only at this particular time.

Sure, let me just tell my boss I need to pop out for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite

Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.

"

Pleased you got your vag drained x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite

Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.

Pleased you got your vag drained x"

It was better late than never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that say "this site is shit. I'm leaving on Tuesday as soon as my subscription finishes" and then they are still here 3 weeks later saying the same old shite

Legitimately leaving on 3rd Feb if I can't get my vag drained before then.

Pleased you got your vag drained x

It was better late than never "

As long as it was enjoyable xx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I saw one random one from Pontefract that said ‘fuck off _rightonsteve’ "

To be fair I’ve seen it posted on a few profiles now

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich


"I like putting a quote as mine. It can start conversations. And if don't want messages I'll put a moany arse one up. "

Got a fab quote up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones ranting about stuck up bitches are always interesting.

It’s always interesting when you get a “hi, how are you?” message and then when you check their profile it has a status saying “this site used to be good, now it’s just full of wannabe bitches”. And they wonder why they don’t get a reply "

Oh how true is this!!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant ranty/moaning negative status updates.

Early hours of Saturday/Sunday are by far the worst for drug mentions and "ball need emptying" or "Need sucking" updates

Ooh yes. Balls need draining, cock not gonna suck itself.

Well that's appealing

I see that on a daily basis

Imagine if I was to say my vag needs draining "

Vag needs draining... not gonna lick itself

Omg.... Imagine the responses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current status is just purely for entertainment lol. It is sometimes fun to watch what happens and laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I write some utter shite to be fair. Usually something I find amusing in the hope it makes others smile, and perhaps even want to communicate.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Lol, someone’s just messaged us and then blocked us before we could reply because they don’t like our status updates. We only ever put on song lyrics!!

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Ooooh, not seen a status swap/setup thread for a while. They can cause mayhem!

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

any painters, plumbers, mechanics, taxi drivers want to do me a favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw one random one from Pontefract that said ‘fuck off _rightonsteve’

Why? Just why? "

I’m no Columbo, but I think the statusee fancied that steve from Brighton should off in the general direction of fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine today is a hopeful one, I plan to keep that promise to myself

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Mine usually reflects my avatar at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to think mine are very deep and thought provoking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My balls need draining. Any takers?"

And I thought romance was dead.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


""My balls need draining. Any takers?"

And I thought romance was dead."

Mine doesn't say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""My balls need draining. Any takers?"

And I thought romance was dead.

Mine doesn't say that"

No. You are stating the obvious

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area


""My balls need draining. Any takers?"

And I thought romance was dead.

Mine doesn't say that

No. You are stating the obvious "

So this Vitamin S....

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

My status tonight is because I need cheering up as a matter of urgency

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