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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Earlier I jumped on my boys bike to get some fish and chips and sat on a bollock and now I’m hurting a bit but the fish was worth it.... do you think I can put an injury claim in against the saddle manufacturers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to remember a story where a guy injured himself and claimed against his insurance and won. You could look into that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yea but would it have been better if I sat on both bollocks so it made me walk like John Wayne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put it down to dropping a bollock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It ain’t dropped it’s in my tummy I think

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Google nut bra

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or get a bollock friendly saddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you should have worn a codpiece?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only wanted fish and chips I didn’t realise I would need body armour to just jump on a bike

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Was the fish pollock ?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

When I go to the chippy the always ask if I have a sore finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was the fish pollock ?"

No the fish was cod but my bollock is pollocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I go to the chippy the always ask if I have a sore finger "

What will they ask me?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

what did the fish say when he posted bail?...

"I'm off the hook!"....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There was a fight at the chippy tonight. One of the fish got battered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now that is pollocks

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I do not cycle but do any men get turned on riding a bike ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What??? With a squashed bollock.... nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the fish was good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So the fish was good? "

Awww yea mate fish and chips is just the best of all takeaways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the fish was good?

Awww yea mate fish and chips is just the best of all takeaways

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My son aced a uni interview today so I got him two jumbo sausages and chips for dinner. The kid is like a rake and that plate would have floored an elephant. I don't know where he puts it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So the fish was good?

Awww yea mate fish and chips is just the best of all takeaways

My son aced a uni interview today so I got him two jumbo sausages and chips for dinner. The kid is like a rake and that plate would have floored an elephant. I don't know where he puts it "

I confess that that sometimes I’ll add a sausage in batter with my fish and chips my dog normally ends up finishing things off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the fish was good?

Awww yea mate fish and chips is just the best of all takeaways

My son aced a uni interview today so I got him two jumbo sausages and chips for dinner. The kid is like a rake and that plate would have floored an elephant. I don't know where he puts it

I confess that that sometimes I’ll add a sausage in batter with my fish and chips my dog normally ends up finishing things off "

Used to do the same thing with a spring roll but my aging digestive system protests enough about the batter these days

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