FabSwingers.com forum: For the love of a short woman.

By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Evening fabbers!

We have a thread that appreciates tall women, so in the interest of fairness I thought I'd do one for us shorties!

Show yourselves you wonderful women.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Oh my who doesn't love a short woman?? So sexy

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hello

Evening Cheeky.

Jo.Xx

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Hello lovely ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short women are so much better! Great for when you need somewhere to lean and easily transported

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm watching this one.

I'll sit over there.

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hello lovely ladies

Evening Cookie.

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Short women are so much better! Great for when you need somewhere to lean and easily transported

Sorry!!

It's not about who's better!!

Just appreciation.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the cut off point to qualify as short? I’m 5 foot 2 and a half but round it up to 5’3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello lovely ladies

Hello Paddy

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Good evening my lovelies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Evening Cheeky.

Jo.Xx "

Evening lovely

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Shortie checking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What is the cut off point to qualify as short? I’m 5 foot 2 and a half but round it up to 5’3

I think that's short enough.

No idea what the cut off point is though?

What should it be?

Jo.Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hello

Are you going to keep me company? Xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

What do you mean

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I'm 5'1.... but probably the same around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

What do you mean

Google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought i would have a gander and saw this thread

5ft ... short arse

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

Now that would good, they’d figured out portal travel, us shorties could go where we please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

What do you mean

Google is your friend

Just clicked about the film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft 1 here too.

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

I think you shorties are simply gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m an average 6”2 so I have not a huge preference over a ladies height as long as we click both mentally and physically, that’s the key thing to be honest

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

5ft short arse here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

What do you mean

Google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

Now that would good, they’d figured out portal travel, us shorties could go where we please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

Now that would good, they’d figured out portal travel, us shorties could go where we please

To the MLS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5. 4 and hate heels

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

Now that would good, they’d figured out portal travel, us shorties could go where we please

To the MLS?

That’s already sorted. I mean it would do away with the fab curse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi xx

5’ in bare feet xx

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Hello lovely ladies

Hello Paddy

I’ve been and stocked up on Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

I’d like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello lovely ladies

Hello Paddy

I’ve been and stocked up on Marmalade

I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any short women that like short guys

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Short or tall, women are sexy and special. Let's just celebrate your awesomeness and how you stoke the fires of our imagination and desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 5’2”

Sexybrunette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening fabbers!

We have a thread that appreciates tall women, so in the interest of fairness I thought I'd do one for us shorties!

Show yourselves you wonderful women.

Jo.Xx "

Short women are the one!

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By *ixen500Couple
over a year ago

some where near shropshire

Hello !! Shortie here!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf. "

Climb the shelves

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.

Climb the shelves

Or climb on my shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.

Climb the shelves

Last time I did that I was covered in glass and olive oil, hence my need for a tall person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.

Climb the shelves

Or climb on my shoulders. "

That would work.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.

Climb the shelves

Or climb on my shoulders.

That would work.

I have my uses.

That and my humour

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Hello lovely ladies

Hello Paddy

I’ve been and stocked up on Marmalade

I’m on my way

Bring your marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

Now that would good, they’d figured out portal travel, us shorties could go where we please

To the MLS?

That’s already sorted. I mean it would do away with the fab curse

I don’t believe for one minute that you’re cursed

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.

Climb the shelves

Last time I did that I was covered in glass and olive oil, hence my need for a tall person. "

Ooh

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Another short arse here! And damn those high shelves in supermarkets, they shouldn't be allowed as it is embarrassing asking for a near by tall person to help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.

Climb the shelves

Last time I did that I was covered in glass and olive oil, hence my need for a tall person.

Ooh

Exactly!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I think I belong in here x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a spare set of plasters stilts if anybody wants them.

Just saying

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

5'3 here

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

5'5 here.

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf. "

That's the best shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.

That's the best shelf"

Exactly! It's where they keep the good stuff and I can't reach it!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm here jumping and waving. Little 4"11 here

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I've always seemed to have more luck with shorter women. So hello. Good job I like you pixies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought i would have a gander and saw this thread

5ft ... short arse "

I like a short lady seen as though I'm a short arse myself.lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

I thought this said throw around the supermarket

Kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not short I'm nearly well packaged together

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Shortie checking in at 4ft 11

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

Now that would good, they’d figured out portal travel, us shorties could go where we please

To the MLS?

That’s already sorted. I mean it would do away with the fab curse

I don’t believe for one minute that you’re cursed

Hell yes, damn gypsies

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm a shortie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love short women as they're easy to chuck around the bedroom

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Love a Polly Pocket

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm a shortie!

Never short on beauty though.

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hello all you beautiful little ones.

Jo.Xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

5ft 1 here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft 1 shortie here

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By *ElectricityMan
over a year ago

Preston

Loving all you sexy short ladies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I'm liking this thread

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

5'3. Short n sassy. Hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 11

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

On behalf of Ailsa, 5 foot 3 and perfect xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the cut off point to qualify as short? I’m 5 foot 2 and a half but round it up to 5’3

That still counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5'3. Short n sassy. Hiya

Great pics. Looking hot ..Love the paper bag ..Ha ha

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Evening, fellow _hortarses!

Mrs TMN

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Short girl here. 5ft 3.5

Yez, the .5 is important. Makes all the difference

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"On behalf of Ailsa, 5 foot 3 and perfect xx"

She is x

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock

5ft3 here. Hollie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife 4'9" here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

I'd happily nibble on it.

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hello all you sexy shorties.

Jo.Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hello all you sexy shorties.

Jo.Xx "

Hello my sexy friend xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

I'd happily nibble on it.

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

I'd happily nibble on it.

Is that an offer?

Definitely.

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

I'd happily nibble on it.

Is that an offer?

Definitely.

Good evening CG!

Jo.Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

One cheek each.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

I'd happily nibble on it.

Is that an offer?

Definitely.

Good evening CG!

Jo.Xx"

How's my favourite forum couple? X

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Hello

Nothing wrong with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

One cheek each.

Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. It’s like The Time Bandits in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful things come in all shapes and sizes

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By *ntrigued32 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

I'd happily nibble on it.

Is that an offer?

Definitely.

Good evening CG!

Jo.Xx

How's my favourite forum couple? X"

We're both good thank you CG.

How are you doing?

Jo.Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

One cheek each.

Sorted

And then we'll more to other parts of your body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

One cheek each.

Sorted

And then we'll more to other parts of your body.

Such a tease

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

One cheek each.

Sorted

And then we'll more to other parts of your body.

Such a tease

Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to.

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

5ft 1 and a bit!

I think I'm the same circumference as well

And I detest high heels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

One cheek each.

Sorted

And then we'll more to other parts of your body.

Such a tease

Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to.

I bet you do

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 1 and a bit!

I think I'm the same circumference as well

And I detest high heels! "

Only if measured around your boobs.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

One cheek each.

Sorted

And then we'll more to other parts of your body.

Such a tease

Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to.

I bet you do

If I knew what 'tease' meant then maybe I do, but.....

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"5ft 1 and a bit!

I think I'm the same circumference as well

And I detest high heels!

Only if measured around your boobs. "

Around my backside as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

One cheek each.

Sorted

And then we'll more to other parts of your body.

Such a tease

Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to.

I bet you do

If I knew what 'tease' meant then maybe I do, but..... "

I could teach you if you want, I'm a good teacher

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 3 here, but my arse is definitely not small

Second on the nibbling on you’re sexy bum

Well I've always wanted to do a mmf so join us if you want there is another of my arse to go round

One cheek each.

Sorted

And then we'll more to other parts of your body.

Such a tease

Me? Tease? I wouldn't know how to.

I bet you do

If I knew what 'tease' meant then maybe I do, but.....

I could teach you if you want, I'm a good teacher

Yes please miss. I'm a quick learner.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 1 and a bit!

I think I'm the same circumference as well

And I detest high heels!

Only if measured around your boobs.

Around my backside as well! "

Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met.

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By *ynamite1964Couple
over a year ago

Chippenham

Hi I am only 4 foot 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5’ shortie here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my ex gf was shorter than me and I'm only 5,3 I used to call her a 4 foot physio

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"5ft 1 and a bit!

I think I'm the same circumference as well

And I detest high heels!

Only if measured around your boobs.

Around my backside as well!

Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met.

It was well covered - well it is winter as I said!

how did you check it out anyway - i'm sure I was sat most of the time?

Its just being short just squashes everything together!

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over a year ago

"What is the cut off point to qualify as short? I’m 5 foot 2 and a half but round it up to 5’3

dam near perfect for me.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 1 and a bit!

I think I'm the same circumference as well

And I detest high heels!

Only if measured around your boobs.

Around my backside as well!

Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met.

It was well covered - well it is winter as I said!

how did you check it out anyway - i'm sure I was sat most of the time?

Its just being short just squashes everything together! "

I walked up behind you in the pub remember and then helped you put your coat on. X

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"5ft 1 and a bit!

I think I'm the same circumference as well

And I detest high heels!

Only if measured around your boobs.

Around my backside as well!

Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met.

It was well covered - well it is winter as I said!

how did you check it out anyway - i'm sure I was sat most of the time?

Its just being short just squashes everything together!

I walked up behind you in the pub remember and then helped you put your coat on. X"

Ah so you did! You're a gent !

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"5ft 1 and a bit!

I think I'm the same circumference as well

And I detest high heels!

Only if measured around your boobs.

Around my backside as well!

Your arse isn't that big. I checked it out when we met.

It was well covered - well it is winter as I said!

how did you check it out anyway - i'm sure I was sat most of the time?

Its just being short just squashes everything together!

I walked up behind you in the pub remember and then helped you put your coat on. X

Ah so you did! You're a gent !"

Nah. You're lucky I did squeeze your arse. Lol

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"I'm short and looking for a tall volunteer to follow me round the supermarket.

Sounds like you want a stalker

Nope just someone to reach the top shelf.

Climb the shelves

... or use a baguette to knock the items down

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m most definitely vertically challenged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m most definitely vertically challenged

Short and big boobs...my kind of perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m most definitely vertically challenged

Good things come in small packages

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