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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Take my top off and greet him with my chinook x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Take my top off and greet him with my chinook x"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

Depends where he was going to take me

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d ask him to do it again

faster

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Take my top off and greet him with my chinook x"

Good first answer

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

I'd say let's use the Austin Martin instead tonight love

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

Depends where he was going to take me

From behind?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

Depends where he was going to take me

From behind?

Ooh

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d ask him to do it again

faster"

Beyond a certain age that could be quite dangerous as your bollocks and knob could become entangled

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I’d ask him to do it again

faster

Beyond a certain age that could be quite dangerous as your bollocks and knob could become entangled

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surface to air missile.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I’d ask him to do it again

faster

Beyond a certain age that could be quite dangerous as your bollocks and knob could become entangled

nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take my top off and greet him with my chinook x"

This is probably the best reply I've seen to a thread on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burst out laughing.... try really hard not to wee myself ....clap.my hands and shout "AGAIN" lol..

Her

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Burst out laughing.... try really hard not to wee myself ....clap.my hands and shout "AGAIN" lol..

Her

I guess Mr will be set a task tonight then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burst out laughing.... try really hard not to wee myself ....clap.my hands and shout "AGAIN" lol..

Her

I guess Mr will be set a task tonight then?

He loves a task..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d slap it down mid flight like KingKong, ssllappppp

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d slap it down mid flight like KingKong, ssllappppp

Some fellas would pay good money for that kind of service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He waves it at me every time he walks past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d wonder how he got in my house as I don’t have a fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop to my knees

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d wonder how he got in my house as I don’t have a fella. "

But you’d still ‘greet’ him right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo ooo oooo oooo im good at that

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"He waves it at me every time he walks past

A helicopter wave?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I get that pretty much every time he showers

. To be fair I wiggle my butt at him and get him to stroke my foof to see how smooth it is when it's freshly waxed.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Oo ooo oooo oooo im good at that

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arent all men?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

I have a public video of me helicoptering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I get that pretty much every time he showers

. To be fair I wiggle my butt at him and get him to stroke my foof to see how smooth it is when it's freshly waxed."

If you asked me to stroke your foof there’d be too much blood in it to do the helicopter

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oo ooo oooo oooo im good at that

arent all men?

Yes we are

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

Great me and I’ll let ya know lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Laugh! "

Laugh! I’d spank you with it!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

Great me and I’ll let ya know lol "

Southport beach in 30mins and you’ll see it in all its glory

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I get that pretty much every time he showers

. To be fair I wiggle my butt at him and get him to stroke my foof to see how smooth it is when it's freshly waxed.

If you asked me to stroke your foof there’d be too much blood in it to do the helicopter

For a second I thought you meant too much blood in my foof and got concerned

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I get that pretty much every time he showers

. To be fair I wiggle my butt at him and get him to stroke my foof to see how smooth it is when it's freshly waxed.

If you asked me to stroke your foof there’d be too much blood in it to do the helicopter

For a second I thought you meant too much blood in my foof and got concerned

mind you it would be a slightly enlarged after stroking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would bask in the penisy breeze

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

I have a public video of me helicoptering

Off to peek.... always like a laugh

you lied

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Take my top off and greet him with my chinook x"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

I have a public video of me helicoptering

Off to peek.... always like a laugh

you lied

made you look

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

I have a public video of me helicoptering

Off to peek.... always like a laugh

you lied

made you look

Split second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

Someone watched last weeks naked attraction

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

Someone watched last weeks naked attraction

I didn’t actually but I will now

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"respond if your fella greated you with the ‘helicopter’?

Someone watched last weeks naked attraction

Not exactly helicopters but slappers

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By *JsandstockingsCouple
over a year ago

warwickshire

I’d be very impressed !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take my top off and greet him with my chinook x"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could do that. Mine is more like a Maple Samara.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

I have a public video of me helicoptering

‘Click bait’ - you got me though

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d be very impressed !!

Mr needs to do it for you

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

I have a public video of me helicoptering

‘Click bait’ - you got me though

Doc

you’ve been here long enough now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

Bugger...I should grab my phone too!! Lol... I said pretty much the same as you! Lol x her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d ask him to do it again

faster"
what about if he's a red indian apache style he'd scalp you

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Laugh, and then tell him to come and do something useful with it...if I had a fella that is

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Laugh, and then tell him to come and do something useful with it...if I had a fella that is"

I’d give you something to laugh at Missus

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

Bugger...I should grab my phone too!! Lol... I said pretty much the same as you! Lol x her x"

Got to preserve the moment for later laughs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

Bugger...I should grab my phone too!! Lol... I said pretty much the same as you! Lol x her x

Got to preserve the moment for later laughs

x "

More of a laughter bank than a wank bank. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

I have a public video of me helicoptering

‘Click bait’ - you got me though

Doc

you’ve been here long enough now

Yeah I know but I can resist anything but temptation

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Once I’ve stopped belly laughing, grab my phone and say ‘do it again’

I have a public video of me helicoptering

‘Click bait’ - you got me though

Doc

you’ve been here long enough now

Yeah I know but I can resist anything but temptation "

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By *JsandstockingsCouple
over a year ago

warwickshire

"I’d be very impressed !!

Mr needs to do it for you

I’ll ask him to give it a go and report back

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Im nearly 35 and i still do the helicopter most times after a shower lol does this make me childish?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Im nearly 35 and i still do the helicopter most times after a shower lol does this make me childish?

Every bloke does this. It’s the only way to dry your knob properly right?

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