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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best and worst chat up lines you have ever heard and or used

My best and it worked was

I walked up I walked up to a girl in a bar put my hand in her drink took the ice out threw it one the floor and stamped on it then looked at her and said now that I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink.

I couldnt believe it but we ended up chatting and going home together that night I couldnt believe it worked but hey.

What's all yours???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?"

Did it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone walked upto me and put their hand in my drink they'd be joining the ice on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If someone walked upto me and put their hand in my drink they'd be joining the ice on the floor"

Haha that's why I offered to buy her a drink as soon as I did it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best and worst chat up lines you have ever heard and or used

My best and it worked was

I walked up I walked up to a girl in a bar put my hand in her drink took the ice out threw it one the floor and stamped on it then looked at her and said now that I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink.

I couldnt believe it but we ended up chatting and going home together that night I couldnt believe it worked but hey.

What's all yours???"

I struggle to believe this. If a stranger put their hand in my drink they’d be wearing it*

*lol just kidding, I’d go home and cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone walked upto me and put their hand in my drink they'd be joining the ice on the floor

Haha that's why I offered to buy her a drink as soon as I did it lol"

brave move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get that dress on sale?

Because it's 100% off at my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best and worst chat up lines you have ever heard and or used

My best and it worked was

I walked up I walked up to a girl in a bar put my hand in her drink took the ice out threw it one the floor and stamped on it then looked at her and said now that I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink.

I couldnt believe it but we ended up chatting and going home together that night I couldnt believe it worked but hey.

What's all yours???"

Hmmm... not sure I buy that...I think it had a different ending....man stretchered out of Yates wine lodge with broken leg and bits of glass in his eye...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was a dare by a mate he expected me to get a slap or the drink thrown on me when the woman burst out laughing and walked to the bar with me I looked back and his jaw was on the floor lol and she was way out my league lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very sorry officer, isn't there some other way we can sort this out?"

Well, it used to work before there were fucking cameras everywhere

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi, I'm Paul

Can I dunk my biscuit into your tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The worst chat line I've used and it didnt work was do you have a mirror up your skirt because I can see myself in your pants.

Gutted that one didnt work lol

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hello

great starting point for a conversation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look ok for an old tranny ...

(that was a real message too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to go the old fashioned route... walk into bar put keys for porsche on bar...flash the rolex...and usually by the time I've ordered my porn star martini...the woman is stuck to me like a limpet....

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

In a coffee shop a few months back a lady just came over with a slip of paper, fluttered her eyes and said “I’d really love it if you called me”, then skipped out.

I was buzzing for ages after that!

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

One time, I got a hotel in Liverpool for a night out. I went alone. I went into one of the revolution bars.

I had a look around and scoped out a hot, non-bitchy, non-moody looking lady.

I went directly up to the group of girls, and said to the selected lady; "Hey, my name is John, I was sitting over there with my drink, I saw you and thought; 'Wow, she's quite possibly the hottest lady I've ever seen! I'm going to go and say hi.'".

Yep, I was super confident at the time. It worked too, and she was lovely! I took her away, bought her a drink or two, we had a great touch up session too.

About 15 minutes later, one of her bitchy friends come to get her, bollocked her right infront of me, and took her away. She looked sad, thanked me for the attention, apologized that she had to go and then told me that her friend was very unhappy with her because this is a birthday, not a night to chat to men.

One of those things.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"In a coffee shop a few months back a lady just came over with a slip of paper, fluttered her eyes and said “I’d really love it if you called me”, then skipped out.

I was buzzing for ages after that! "

Omg, I love that!!! When a woman does it, it's super super hot.

I went to a bar with my ex one time. This lady walked up to me, looked at me, put her hand under my jaw, lifted my head up and said, "Don't look so sad baby, I think you're hot.", Then she walked out. She did it right infront of my ex. Looooooool!

Personally, I loved it, and that move actually earnt her a shit load of brownie points. If she'd have given me her number, I've have taken her out. But she rushed off quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One time, I got a hotel in Liverpool for a night out. I went alone. I went into one of the revolution bars.

I had a look around and scoped out a hot, non-bitchy, non-moody looking lady.

I went directly up to the group of girls, and said to the selected lady; "Hey, my name is John, I was sitting over there with my drink, I saw you and thought; 'Wow, she's quite possibly the hottest lady I've ever seen! I'm going to go and say hi.'".

Yep, I was super confident at the time. It worked too, and she was lovely! I took her away, bought her a drink or two, we had a great touch up session too.

About 15 minutes later, one of her bitchy friends come to get her, bollocked her right infront of me, and took her away. She looked sad, thanked me for the attention, apologized that she had to go and then told me that her friend was very unhappy with her because this is a birthday, not a night to chat to men.

One of those things."

No offence... but started to doubt you in the first few sentences...

Liverpool...hot...non moody..non bitchy....woman....and you expect anyone to believe that

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