FabSwingers.com forum: Cheer me up please? x

By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I would do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to make you a cup of tea... milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Freya

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Gorgeous photos and Fab’d my favourites.

Come down south - that will cheer you up.

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By *r.NaughtybutNiceMan
over a year ago

oxford

"One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

You literally look unreal in a Morrison’s bag!!!! and a Wednesday morning got you down!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Lovely. Get through it remembering that it’s just a phase. Sending huge scary smiles your way

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I can offer you a Waitrose bag

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Good morning

may we add you look amazing in your pics.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

You could start a Morrisons paper bag revolution with that pic

Hope your ok soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choo choo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call someone without shins?

Tony

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

Hey Freya, top of the morning to you!

For the first time this week, the sun is out (at times) and today will be a good day!

If all else fails, look forward to that royalties cheque from Morrison’s arriving!? Totally rocking that! But you already know I think that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok ok we got this . Some get her a big coffee or tea . Another one grab that big chocolate cake in one hand and bitch slap the server with the other hand. Next guy grab a pillow and super soft robe. Come sit here darling put your feet up. And we need a total hunk to start rubbing her feet. Ladies all grab a shot gun and patrol the perimeter and kill any hormonal teens that even look this direction. Lol

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By *oss25Man
over a year ago

Flitwick and Fakenham

Have a wonderful morning now the house is all yours.....the kids are just kids: they can’t help themselves

Stay Classy and Sassy x

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By *avelovesfeetMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

I will. I would let u lie there make u a cuppa then give u a nice all over massage

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I'd love to make you a cup of tea... milk and sugar? "

Oo strong, oat milk please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey beautiful,

Sending all the love and lust I have your way! You’re gorgeous!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

Heating is knackered, so is hot water and working from home today so my knob looks like a button mushroom and my nipples could cut glass

There, do you feel better lol

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Hey Lovely. Get through it remembering that it’s just a phase. Sending huge scary smiles your way

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you like cheering up OP I could take you shopping at Morrison's I see you already have your own bag x

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Aw I feel better already thank you everyone!!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

My 14 year old daughter is a grumped out nasty mood bag. Keep telling myself it's a phase

Don't despair January is nearly over. You'll feel top of the world once February is here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooooooood morning

Sending positive vibes your way.

Get the kettle on, put your feet up annnnd relax.

Enjoy that peace whilst they are at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time."

"I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never... lure them into my car. No, I'm kidding... I don't have a licence."

"I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months."

"One in four frogs is a leap frog."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

Good morning to you,hope your day turns around.

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the knee cap cross the road without looking?,

Because it's a kneeanderthal.

More knee jokes if anyone wants to DM me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You know you're always welcome in my box.

And I always have a big Chunky hug for you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does get better...eventually they leave home...

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

One hot lady, wish I could pop to Morrisons and bring you home

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Hang in there hun. There are good days and bad days but hopefully the former out weigh the latter. I'd make you a cuppa and offer biccies but you'll have to settle for online fab version x

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"My 14 year old daughter is a grumped out nasty mood bag. Keep telling myself it's a phase

Don't despair January is nearly over. You'll feel top of the world once February is here

Joy suckers they are !!!

Mostly it's fine isn't it. But morning after morning of joy sucking got me today. X

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Rest assured you are not alone!

It's a bright, beautiful day, the birdsong I can hear is very relaxing. Enjoy the next few hours until they get back!!

Ps how old is your daughter? Mine is 14 and hasn't really spoken to me for 3 days since I had to have a chat to her about her tude. Expecting us to ferry her about and being cagey about who she's with, where she is and what time she needs collecting etc. It's a pain!

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Why did the knee cap cross the road without looking?,

Because it's a kneeanderthal.

More knee jokes if anyone wants to DM me "

Loving these .. I'm going to get revenge on my joy sucking kids with em

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

You can half my positive vibes I'm absolutely chipper this morning. Very time I'm down I just play some Bob Marley and I'm set for the day.

But failing that just look in the mirror and smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

Cheer up chick. You're still gorgeous and adorable mwah

Fuzz

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Rest assured you are not alone!

It's a bright, beautiful day, the birdsong I can hear is very relaxing. Enjoy the next few hours until they get back!!

My daughter is 7 and feisty. My son is 14 and grunts. All normal and fine and usually entertaining. I'm a single mama and sometimes crave some one else to roll eyes with, share the load x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're tough to be getting through it

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Single mama , respect .

Want to cheer up ?

Open your profile from a viewing perspective and look at your own smiles and how beautiful you are .

Cheered me up

If you were closer I would cheer you up with a Morrison's to Ann summers upgrade

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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Thank you everyone. I'm off to work now feeling much more like the usual chirpy me!

Have a LUSH day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh nooooo. This has made me so sad for the mornings i was a grumpy teenager and took it out on my poor mum.

Am texting her now hoping she has a lovely day!

Hope you do to Freya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

I’m up for a good conversation if u like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might make you laugh!

I’m decorating, painting a nice grey under a middle wall dildo rail (dado)..

sat on a little stool it’s given way ( yep made me feel good about my weight) the paint tray on my knee.

Yup I’m covered I’ve got a full facial and although spending £100 last week at the hairdressers for a subtle blonde/grey look I’m now full on a more dark grey.

Last time I decorated I fell back on a ladder and broke my elbow

But I’m laughing as it could only happen to me!

Hope your day improves and I can wash the paint out my hair ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Freya I feel for you I hope you have a better afternoon x My sister was an absolute horror as a teen the things she’s done and it’s always someone else’s fault haha ... but she’s grown up now and very much different

hopefully yours won’t be like that for long x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buttercupkisses - omg sorry that made me laugh

but good on you for doing some DIY hopefully you haven’t given up just yet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might make you laugh!

I’m decorating, painting a nice grey under a middle wall dildo rail (dado)..

sat on a little stool it’s given way ( yep made me feel good about my weight) the paint tray on my knee.

Yup I’m covered I’ve got a full facial and although spending £100 last week at the hairdressers for a subtle blonde/grey look I’m now full on a more dark grey.

Last time I decorated I fell back on a ladder and broke my elbow

But I’m laughing as it could only happen to me!

Hope your day improves and I can wash the paint out my hair ha ha ha "

oh my.

This made me laugh! I hope you manage to save your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending you a big hug Freya, and hoping your day gets better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you hear that stevie nicks from fleetwood mac and star trek actor william shatner have called off their wedding?she dosnt want to be known as Stevie Shatner-Nicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With you looking the way you do, i’m surprised you get anything but a smile and a good morning!! x

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

Ditto, like most days in my house,A feeling of not being appreciated.

A big cuddle sent your way from one Mom to another x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm hair is no longer a funny Matt grey after a couple of good washes and then a co wash it’s back to blonde.

Walls all done no further mishaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those mornings.

Grumpy daughter, horrid teen. Getting everyone sorted was like wading through toffee.

No one has smiled at me, said good morning or offered me a cuppa.

I'm taking it on the chin but my bottom lip is out!

Its tough being the only adult in the house sometimes!

Could anyone spare me some chirpy good morning vibes? X

What's in it for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey OP

hope your day got better as it went along.

It is tough doing all the mundane every day stuff.. Hopefully you'll be able to do it with a smile on your face. Her x

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