FabSwingers.com forum: If you could would you lol

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One for us guys, if you could suck your own cock would you?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

no thats womens work

(quickly goes into hiding)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damm right I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i would be jolly bendy if i could either that or have a blummin huge willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One for us guys, if you could suck your own cock would you?

Ha ha on the hour every hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would constantly,,and have eyes like wat snails have on stalks, so you could do it while you drive too,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger, I could suck the tip. It took some effort though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do bears shit in the woods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no thats womens work

(quickly goes into hiding)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do bears shit in the woods?

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Has a rag doll got cloth tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no cuz that`d be gayyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do bears shit in the woods?

Has a rag doll got cloth tits?

Has Teddy got cottonwool balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no cuz that`d be gayyy"
how can it be gay when its your cock

if you sucked your thumb,whould that make you gay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does that make having a wank gay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill happily have a wank

but sucking ur own dick is a step too far

gayyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that make having a wank gay lol"

If it does them I am raving!!!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Tried to when I was a teenager - I found I'm not long enough and not supple enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no cuz that`d be gayyy"
*facepalm*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no cuz that`d be gayyy*facepalm*"

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

there was a a guy in chatroom on cam on another website who could do this...he was amazing looked like a contortionist! And a lot of Guys were in awe - most reckoned he'd had a rib pr 2 removed, which he denied.

personally it wasn't sexi but it did look like a major feat I have to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lick myself if I could, but sadly I don't have a 12ft tongue

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

tried it as a youngster just to see if i could but its nowhere near as good, so not done it since (doubt it would reach anymore anyway LOL)

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Laughs at the images this thread conjours up.. someone is gonna get cramp

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You just need to take up yoga...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just need to take up yoga..."

or grow a 12 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew someone at school who could. It scarred me for years. He moderates the school page on facebook and i tend to remind him now and then on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats it im going on a diet of rubber bands to see if i can bend far enough lol watch out willy here i come lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sure would,just to see what its like,maybe find another way some day too lol

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Has anyone read the Time Traveller's Wife?

He gives himself a bj by going back in time! Now that's inventive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i,ll say it is,gunna look on ebay for time machine lol

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That gets you thinking a time machine, going back in time to change things and do things and people differently lol

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

why is it all i can think to this topic is a dog lickin its cock and balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its only cos they can lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a frogs arse water tight( hell yes )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it all i can think to this topic is a dog lickin its cock and balls

Our dog was doing that and I said to Kate, "I wish I could do that", she replied "Why would you want to lick the dogs bollocks?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

possibly, but only when a gal is sucking my balls at same time tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's half of a womens bargaining/bribing arsenal out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used to be able to suck my own nipples!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I would, but I would have to know I loved me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK lets open this up, ladies if you can do you suck your own nipples?

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

it would be a crime not to !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One for us guys, if you could suck your own cock would you?

I would if I could, but in reality you may has well have asked, would I rather have nipples for eyes or hands made out of cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just thinking is time travel and bj's what makes Dr Who so happy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK lets open this up, ladies if you can do you suck your own nipples? "

I can but I never do, well only ever did it for research purposes of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if the general concensus is that most men would suck their own cock if they could, why wouldn't they suck someone else's and save themselves the neck ache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was on a coach many years ago and someone had left an Independent so thought I would read it. There was an article about a gay bloke that had died trying to suck his own cock, he had set up some rope and pulley stuff but had a heart attack whilst trying and was found in the morning by his cleaning woman. So unless you are a slim guy with a very long cock, I would let someone else do it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One for us guys, if you could suck your own cock would you?

No, I know where it's been

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And where has it been lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would suck it but only if it was clean and shaven and used a condom and wasn't married.

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"OK lets open this up, ladies if you can do you suck your own nipples?

I can but I never do, well only ever did it for research purposes of course.

Can but not both at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should we ask for visual proof lol

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Should we ask for visual proof lol

....as in the pudding?? Of course! Leave it with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can, but usually get a kink in my neck before cumming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well in the future i bought that time machine came back to the present day and gave myself a bj lol

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Well in the future i bought that time machine came back to the present day and gave myself a bj lol

which you gave which the blow job and was the older you smaller wrinklier and less erect LOl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do bears shit in the woods?

there's bears in the woods??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One for us guys, if you could suck your own cock would you?

No I would choose not to. For a start you would be bent double and not very comfortable and secondary why take away one of the few pleasures in life women have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiles triumphantly punches air ha I can do it dead easy mind you I do do yoga n am very bendy and long which helps

But no where near as good as Someone elso doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man that says he has not tried is a liar!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Smiles triumphantly punches air ha I can do it dead easy mind you I do do yoga n am very bendy and long which helps

But no where near as good as Someone elso doing it"

Well done! Gold star. Now, what will you call that Asana?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried sucking my own cock once but I couldn't reach it. There it was, 10" inches from my face pointing at me accusingly like it was trying to say, "If you lost some fookin weight you gluttonous pig you'd be able to stick me in ya fookin mouth!!"

Fookin prick, I gave it a whallop wiv me shoe and stuffed back in me trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any man that says he has not tried is a liar!

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i must be a liar then because i havent fucking tried it.

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