FabSwingers.com forum: Fabs got talent......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s yours

It can be real or made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears

Had to get that in before someone else did

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can make balloon models, then have an allergic reaction to the latex. Highly entertaining!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can spin a plate on the end on my knob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can breathe through my ears

Had to get that in before someone else did

How long for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make balloon models, then have an allergic reaction to the latex. Highly entertaining! "

Blimey

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can make balloon models, then have an allergic reaction to the latex. Highly entertaining!

Blimey

I don't make them anymore.

I stick to baking.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I can make amazing loaves of bread from scratch that even Paul Hollywood would be proud of. I just can't be arsed very often.

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

I can negotiate the release of the chocolate hostage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can breathe through my ears

Had to get that in before someone else did

How long for

No idea - I’ve fainted before I can stop the watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make balloon models, then have an allergic reaction to the latex. Highly entertaining!

Blimey

I don't make them anymore.

I stick to baking. "

You are my kindred spirit! I balloon model as well as bake too

. Can you also tile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold a pint glass between my boobs and attempt to drink it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can spin a plate on the end on my knob"

That’s very talented

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I can play two penny whistles with my nostrils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make the best beef stew.

Does that count?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I den get fist in my mouth

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I queef flames out of my fanjango

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I make the best beef stew.

Does that count?

Stews got talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make the best beef stew.

Does that count?

Stews got talent

He really has.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I queef flames out of my fanjango "

That sounds hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can play two penny whistles with my nostrils "

What tunes can you play

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can make balloon models, then have an allergic reaction to the latex. Highly entertaining!

Blimey

I don't make them anymore.

I stick to baking.

You are my kindred spirit! I balloon model as well as bake too

. Can you also tile? "

Yes I can and make erotic jewellery and face paint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hold a pint glass between my boobs and attempt to drink it

Without dribbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make balloon models, then have an allergic reaction to the latex. Highly entertaining!

Blimey

I don't make them anymore.

I stick to baking.

You are my kindred spirit! I balloon model as well as bake too

. Can you also tile?

Yes I can and make erotic jewellery and face paint. "

Oooh I face paint!! I'm intrigued by the erotic jewellery though

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Is motorboating considered a talent?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is motorboating considered a talent?..."

How good are you at it

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I queef flames out of my fanjango

That sounds hot

Scorchio!

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can iron my own clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold a pint glass between my boobs and attempt to drink it

Without dribbling

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can iron my own clothes

Can you do mine please.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Hold a pint glass between my boobs and attempt to drink it

Without dribbling

Yep

I like women who dribble

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can iron my own clothes

Can you do mine please.

Any time

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Oh and I can shoot rainbow hearts and stars out of my fangina.. got a photo to prove it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can make balloon models, then have an allergic reaction to the latex. Highly entertaining!

Blimey

I don't make them anymore.

I stick to baking.

You are my kindred spirit! I balloon model as well as bake too

. Can you also tile?

Yes I can and make erotic jewellery and face paint.

Oooh I face paint!! I'm intrigued by the erotic jewellery though"

I'll bring some to the msl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold a pint glass between my boobs and attempt to drink it

Without dribbling

Yep

I like women who dribble

Ooh well maybe just a little dribble

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh and I can shoot rainbow hearts and stars out of my fangina.. got a photo to prove it "

Jesus she can and all.Id say anyone that ever got the privilege of being down there close up gets stars in their eyes

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I am a magician ....I can make of cup of strong milky sweet tea .....disappear

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

I know how to use a washing machine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know how to use a washing machine! "

Can you do mine also

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m very average at a lot of things, but I genuinely have done stand up comedy more than once.

I know, and I’m not even funny but I guess that’s where the talent is.

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

I know how to use a washing machine!

Can you do mine also

Wouldnt mind washing your smalls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know how to use a washing machine!

Can you do mine also

Wouldnt mind washing your smalls

This is great all I need now is a cook...

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

I know how to use a washing machine!

Can you do mine also

Wouldnt mind washing your smalls

This is great all I need now is a cook...

I was genuinely a chef for 5yrs!! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my elbow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know how to use a washing machine!

Can you do mine also

And mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m very average at a lot of things, but I genuinely have done stand up comedy more than once.

I know, and I’m not even funny but I guess that’s where the talent is. "

Very talented Fiddles

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

I know how to use a washing machine!

Can you do mine also

And mine

Cor I've never had so many offers hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know how to use a washing machine!

Can you do mine also

Wouldnt mind washing your smalls

This is great all I need now is a cook...

Winner winner chicken dinner

I was genuinely a chef for 5yrs!! Hahaha "

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Hold a pint glass between my boobs and attempt to drink it

Without dribbling

Yep

I like women who dribble

Ooh well maybe just a little dribble

Mmmmm hello

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can play the drums I can also nreak down, clean and rebuild a V6.

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

I know how to use a washing machine!

Can you do mine also

Wouldnt mind washing your smalls

This is great all I need now is a cook...

Winner winner chicken dinner

I was genuinely a chef for 5yrs!! Hahaha

Little more gourmet than a chicken dinner haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can use a vacuum cleaner and even take my empty cup into the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite a few why would anyone make em up tho

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

John can swallow a hot dog sausage whole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play guitar and sing

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"John can swallow a hot dog sausage whole

This I gotta see

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Put a condom up my nose and make it come out of my mouth.....and yes it was caught on camera

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

Put a condom up my nose and make it come out of my mouth.....and yes it was caught on camera

Brilliant!!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I can eat my body weight in steak

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

I can eat my body weight in steak

My kinda girl!!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I can eat my body weight in steak

My kinda girl!!"

Classy bird me

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

I can eat my body weight in steak

My kinda girl!!

Classy bird me

Love a girl who loves her food, do you eat pizza with a knife and fork or hands??

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Cutlery??? That's just weird

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

Cutlery??? That's just weird :a-day no yaaaaaay haha

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I can use an adding machine at a very very high speed and add up hundreds of figures in just a couple of minutes..

How sad is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I queef flames out of my fanjango "

If we ever meet I'm bringing marshmallows and a stick

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"John can swallow a hot dog sausage whole

This I gotta see"
bet there's plenty of fab straight guys who would like to see it as well

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By *irtySexyDawgMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

I can conjure unbridled rage from a tiny woman with a single text...#true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fart like a man

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

I can fart like a man

Hahaha excellent!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"John can swallow a hot dog sausage whole

This I gotta seebet there's plenty of fab straight guys who would like to see it as well

I get there are plenty of fab straight guys who do this for practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch the inside bottom of a pint glass with my soft cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To work excessive hours & still have time for fab haha

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I make exceedingly good cakes

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

Haha, everyone loves a bit of cake!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a talent for getting myself into trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a great Spaghetti Bolognese

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I can deep throat a big fat banana x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Haha, everyone loves a bit of cake!!"

I owned a cake shop for 10 years

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

I can do this girl trick of making a bloke vanish in the mirror.

I can use 2 settings on the washing machine but the rest of it is a complete mystery.

I am a hexpert at following cooking instruction from packets & jars & the kids say I cook better than the ex, so that's my new bestest talent I'm proud of! X

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

Haha, everyone loves a bit of cake!!

I owned a cake shop for 10 years

That's awsome!! As a kid we used to go to the bakers late afternoon where they'd sell us the cakes for 3p!!!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'm pretty good at DIY and building flat pack furniture alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch my nose with my ridiculously long tongue......?

Doesn’t quite reach my elbow though, n god how I’ve tried.

(Tries again just to be sure)

Nope, still can’t do it.

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By *ub_Jess_TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can negotiate the release of the chocolate hostage"

You're the shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can negotiate the release of the chocolate hostage

You're the shit. "

This mans talent is picture taking! I found my way onto your profile yesterday Jim and was very impressed by your picture sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make counterfeit biscuits with orange jam in the middle. Called Jaffa fakes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can bore you rigid on many topics.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can bore you rigid on many topics."

Oi. Do you mind, that's my job. Pffffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I train hedgehogs to dance to my playing the glockenspiel, they are partial to a bit of Pantera- but may have to look for different music if we’re to win- not everyone likes metal xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty good at DIY and building flat pack furniture alone. "

Same here! Killer putting a wardrobe together a couple of weeks ago though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using my erect penis as a catapult I can propel a custard tart over 30ft.

I can also balance 134 folded tea towels on my head whilst I gurgle the nation anthem using 3 bottles of cristal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can negotiate the release of the chocolate hostage

You're the shit.

This mans talent is picture taking! I found my way onto your profile yesterday Jim and was very impressed by your picture sir

"
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Thanks, dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great talents everyone

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Great talents everyone

Sooo. What's your's then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great talents everyone

Sooo. What's your's then?

Singing

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Great talents everyone

Sooo. What's your's then?

Singing

Sing to me then. Please

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"I can spin a plate on the end on my knob"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prove it

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I can dance naked with flaming balls on chains....

But more useful I make the best poached eggs in the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've discovered a new talent just today....

I can fit a complete McDonalds happy meal in my mouth in one go....not sure if that will get me the CEO job at ICI I've been after...but my 3 year old nephew pissed himself laughing....

note to self...get car valeted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make fly noises ...

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

I can take overly flattering profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I den get fist in my mouth

I can get a fist in my vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make fly noises ..."

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can take overly flattering profile pics"

That’s a good talent

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm still a virgin after being on Fab for over 3 years.

That must be some sort of talent.

Right ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only does nikki squirt, she sprays

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still a virgin after being on Fab for over 3 years.

That must be some sort of talent.

Right ?

Now, that’s what I call talent

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a fuck up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a fuck up

Me too

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm a fuck up

Can we be a fuck up duo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing..

I do an excellent chair spin and lay back.

Oh and I can curl my toes around a headboard while laying down.

I know, I don't understand why I'm still single either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can sing..

I do an excellent chair spin and lay back.

Oh and I can curl my toes around a headboard while laying down.

I know, I don't understand why I'm still single either! "

Tbh, I think I might just have to pull form the contest, I can’t compete against anyone who can spin in a chair! xx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I den get fist in my mouth

I can get a fist in my vagina

Can confirm this

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