FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck it, going fab straight

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All you women are fakes and lesbians

Any guys want to break me in gently?

No homo

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

It's only ghey if you push back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily

No homo

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Only if you pretend to be the girl, then it’s not gay. Ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth is fab straight???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos the gayest the the fucker or the fuckee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos the gayest the the fucker or the fuckee"

Depends who's more d*unk

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You’ve just replied to a WhatsApp vid of me wanking and moaning your name as ‘less appealing than an out of date tuna pasta pot’

I think you where GHEY before you even wrote this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve just replied to a WhatsApp vid of me wanking and moaning your name as ‘less appealing than an out of date tuna pasta pot’

I think you where GHEY before you even wrote this. "

You need a vaginal rejuvenation sharpish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not sure what fab straight means???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve just replied to a WhatsApp vid of me wanking and moaning your name as ‘less appealing than an out of date tuna pasta pot’

I think you where GHEY before you even wrote this. "

You never send me vids like this

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"You’ve just replied to a WhatsApp vid of me wanking and moaning your name as ‘less appealing than an out of date tuna pasta pot’

I think you where GHEY before you even wrote this. "

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Still not sure what fab straight means???"

When someone puts ‘straight’ on their profile but inbox men for sex

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"You’ve just replied to a WhatsApp vid of me wanking and moaning your name as ‘less appealing than an out of date tuna pasta pot’

I think you where GHEY before you even wrote this.

You never send me vids like this

Really? I get loads. I thought we all did?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still not sure what fab straight means???"

When a guy puts straight on his profile but messages men for blowjobs etc

fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still not sure what fab straight means???

When someone puts ‘straight’ on their profile but inbox men for sex"

Oh then why not just out bi on their profile

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Still not sure what fab straight means???

When someone puts ‘straight’ on their profile but inbox men for sex"

Or just a gobby wank.

With their eyes closed they can imagine it's any woman.

Ann Widdecombe even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve just replied to a WhatsApp vid of me wanking and moaning your name as ‘less appealing than an out of date tuna pasta pot’

I think you where GHEY before you even wrote this. "
well they do keep saying your a man in drag tbf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still not sure what fab straight means???

When someone puts ‘straight’ on their profile but inbox men for sex

Oh then why not just out bi on their profile "

Because some women won't meet bi men or they're in denial

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Still not sure what fab straight means???

When someone puts ‘straight’ on their profile but inbox men for sex

Oh then why not just out bi on their profile "

Cos some ladies/couples won’t meet bi men

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

As I’m fake and a lesbian can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still not sure what fab straight means???

When someone puts ‘straight’ on their profile but inbox men for sex

Oh then why not just out bi on their profile

Cos some ladies/couples won’t meet bi men "
whos running your profile i smrll a rat here

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"You’ve just replied to a WhatsApp vid of me wanking and moaning your name as ‘less appealing than an out of date tuna pasta pot’

I think you where GHEY before you even wrote this. well they do keep saying your a man in drag tbf

They do. If I had a pound for every time I heard it I could afford that labiaplasty I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve just replied to a WhatsApp vid of me wanking and moaning your name as ‘less appealing than an out of date tuna pasta pot’

I think you where GHEY before you even wrote this. well they do keep saying your a man in drag tbf

They do. If I had a pound for every time I heard it I could afford that labiaplasty I need "
fucktupletards all of em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And those guys must live me I'm always getting messages from guys asking to suck me off or have me fuck them and their profile says straight I just thought I looked sexy to straight guys lol

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I just block men, saves having to argue with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I’m fake and a lesbian can I watch

I’ll join you!

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

"All you women are fakes and lesbians

Any guys want to break me in gently?

No homo"

Ill take you to pound town on the ole meat missile

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"As I’m fake and a lesbian can I watch

I’ll join you!

I'm definitely half lesbian so budge up, I want a front row seat too

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"All you women are fakes and lesbians

Any guys want to break me in gently?

No homo"

Is this your "coming out thread" mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you women are fakes and lesbians

Any guys want to break me in gently?

No homo"

Pmsl ain’t you getting any luck

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Am I fake, lesbian or both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All you women are fakes and lesbians

Any guys want to break me in gently?

No homo

Pmsl ain’t you getting any luck "

Nope, this is supposed to be a sex site for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should try it without lube the first time, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should try it without lube the first time, OP. "

Ouch ouch and oh yer incase I didn't say it ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inbox still empty

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"You should try it without lube the first time, OP.

Ouch ouch and oh yer incase I didn't say it ouch"

You never know he could be a natural.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should try it without lube the first time, OP.

Ouch ouch and oh yer incase I didn't say it ouch

You never know he could be a natural.

Shouldn't be a problem, I've had shits bigger that even the most well hung dick on this site

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Waaaait a minute!!! This seems like a "im bitter because i cant get meets" kind of post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you women are fakes and lesbians

Any guys want to break me in gently?

No homo

Pmsl ain’t you getting any luck

Nope, this is supposed to be a sex site for fuck sake"
I would definitely break you in very gently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waaaait a minute!!! This seems like a "im bitter because i cant get meets" kind of post"

It's more of a "come get me ladies before a man does" kind of post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All you women are fakes and lesbians

Any guys want to break me in gently?

No homo

Pmsl ain’t you getting any luck

Nope, this is supposed to be a sex site for fuck sake I would definitely break you in very gently "

I read that in a very sinister voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could shove my vibe up your bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you women are fakes and lesbians

Any guys want to break me in gently?

No homo

Pmsl ain’t you getting any luck

Nope, this is supposed to be a sex site for fuck sake I would definitely break you in very gently

I read that in a very sinister voice"
with a muhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like women and tv. Find tv very attractive but have never fancied a man. So I'm bi, but only for tv. I asked what label that would make me and someone said fab straight, so I go for that

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Waaaait a minute!!! This seems like a "im bitter because i cant get meets" kind of post

It's more of a "come get my anal virginity ladies before a man does" kind of post"

Well since you asked so nicely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best of luck with it, OP

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"All you women are fakes and lesbians

Any guys want to break me in gently?

No homo

Pmsl ain’t you getting any luck

Nope, this is supposed to be a sex site for fuck sake I would definitely break you in very gently

I read that in a very sinister voice"

Dude you've pulled!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look I once had a woman put two fingers in my ass while she was sucking me no spit no lube no warning and fuck it hurt so ouch no lube no thanks lol

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

"Waaaait a minute!!! This seems like a "im bitter because i cant get meets" kind of post

It's more of a "come get my anal virginity ladies before a man does" kind of post

Well since you asked so nicely..."

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need prolonged deep rimming first

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"Look I once had a woman put two fingers in my ass while she was sucking me no spit no lube no warning and fuck it hurt so ouch no lube no thanks lol"

Yes, I think that’s the joke. Well, I assume it’s a joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waaaait a minute!!! This seems like a "im bitter because i cant get meets" kind of post

It's more of a "come get my anal virginity ladies before a man does" kind of post

Well since you asked so nicely..."

I'm very aroused right now

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