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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know)

no jokes

this must be a serious forum from now on

thats is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know)

no jokes

this must be a serious forum from now on

thats is all"

You havin a 'kin laff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sake "
The fermented rice beverage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had my teeth whitened.

Although being honest most of it landed on my chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shame, i had a good one about a 'miner who went home for his dinner'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shame, i had a good one about a 'miner who went home for his dinner'"

We don't do jokes about minors here! Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shame, i had a good one about a 'miner who went home for his dinner'

We don't do jokes about minors here! Tut tut "

the "serious police" are having a feking field day tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shame, i had a good one about a 'miner who went home for his dinner'

We don't do jokes about minors here! Tut tut

the "serious police" are having a feking field day tonight!!"

Its only the unemployed tryin to make a few coppers...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well SOD it, Iv'e got a good joke and don't care who it offends lol

LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,

"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why

there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit ?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well SOD it, Iv'e got a good joke and don't care who it offends lol

LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,

"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why

there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit ?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know)

no jokes

this must be a serious forum from now on

thats is all"

Ironically that's the best joke on the whole forum for a while

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know)

no jokes

this must be a serious forum from now on

thats is all

Ironically that's the best joke on the whole forum for a while "

sorry.....my mind wandered then....what were you saying???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was shagging my pregnant Gf last night & I started to shout,"who's the daddy?!" "Your brother,"

wasn't the response I was hoping for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" An atheist was seated next to a little girl "

Is that the dyslexic who wasnt sure if Dog existed...?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


" An atheist was seated next to a little girl

Is that the dyslexic who wasnt sure if Dog existed...?"

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! you cat make jokes about dyslexic people!!!!

jesus, Eurotongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if the flood gates are opening!

There are three stages of sex in every relationship:

Anywhere sex - when you first meet you do it anywhere

bedroom sex - kids are asleep you have a fuck in the bedroom

Hallway sex - you pass each other in the hall and say "Fuck you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" An atheist was seated next to a little girl

Is that the dyslexic who wasnt sure if Dog existed...?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! you cat make jokes about dyslexic people!!!!

jesus, Eurotongue! "

My cat makes up its own jokes...

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"well if the flood gates are opening!

There are three stages of sex in every relationship:

Anywhere sex - when you first meet you do it anywhere

bedroom sex - kids are asleep you have a fuck in the bedroom

Hallway sex - you pass each other in the hall and say "Fuck you""

You missed court room sex - when you get fucked by his solicitor!

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Well SOD it, Iv'e got a good joke and don't care who it offends lol

LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,

"Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why

there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit ?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

"

sorry to put a downer on it but seen as though the serious police are about we might aswell invite the spelling police too

its aeroplane not airplane

ps fucking cracking joke though, im gonna use that

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


" An atheist was seated next to a little girl

Is that the dyslexic who wasnt sure if Dog existed...?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! you cat make jokes about dyslexic people!!!!

jesus, Eurotongue! "

well string me the fcuk up then lol.

what ya call an asian fella that came last at the olymics?

Ranshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you cant make any jokes these days without offending one person or another so then...new forum rule (for i am the forum boss you know)

no jokes

this must be a serious forum from now on

thats is all"

boooooooring!!!!!

in the absence of soapy feel free put your PC sensibilities aside Evie and make any shortarse jokes you like at my expense.............

xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

a family of prostitues are sat around the kitchen table and the daughter says "i got £50 for giving a guy a blow job tonight".

The mum replies "in my day it was £10".

And the grandmother replies "in my days i was just glad of a warm drink"

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

here about the prostitute who stopped working in the leper colony after the buseness dropped off.

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