FabSwingers.com forum: What were blowjobs like before The Dyson

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did Dyson raise the standards of blowjobs?

Did women even know how to suck? Is that why its called a blowjob?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Surely Henry is the Boss!

Jo.Xx

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Well we didn’t have the benefits of dual cyclone bagless technology. Just a lot of faffing about with hoses and rubber belts.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Surely Henry is the Boss!

Jo.Xx

Or Hetty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well we didn’t have the benefits of dual cyclone bagless technology. Just a lot of faffing about with hoses and rubber belts. "

Saying that just made me hard

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

‘She sucks like a carpet sweeper’ not a tacky one a Bisel!

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

I keep it old school and just take it outside and beat it with a tennis racquet.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Like an octopus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe'

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"'Could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe'"

I think you hit the nail on the head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Dyson sure can suck but it hasn't got a finger to massage your prostate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe'"

That sounds incredibly painful

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"'Could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe'

That sounds incredibly painful"

I don’t fancy trying to push it back down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kerby

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, said the TV adverts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, said the TV adverts!"

I remember that. Always made me chuckle.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

a VAX is a lot better than a Dyson. As it can take the piss out of you also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kerby"
even give your carpet a thorough washing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe'"

In the midlands, you would suck a pound coin through a drinking straw.

Not many people play golf i guess!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Dyson can go fuck himself.

Calling one of his gadgets a 'ball cleaner' was blatant false advertising.

And fucking painful.

Bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dyson advice line opening statement actually now says hello penis removal services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember once hearing that someone had the ability to suck a golf ball through a hose

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