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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Just enquired about my house exorcising

Wanted. Brave soldier who ain’t afraid of no ghosts to lay at the side of me whilst the apparitions and voices appear.

Happy to provide you with lame yet inoffensive weapons including toilet plunger or pledge polish.

Must agree not to have a wank if I end up fucking myself with the crucifix.

Please wear old clothes. Previous applicants need not apply.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I watch? (And possibly film it?)

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

What colour is the plunger?

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What colour is the plunger?

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It’s a BBP - big black plunger

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm in. Luke

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fuck that. I saw the film when it came out when I was younger and it scared the shit out of me.

Although I suppose if your head twisted all the way round you'd be able to make eye contact during doggy.....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What colour is the plunger?

It’s a BBP - big black plunger "

I’m not sure then

a black toilet plunger is no defence for the dark arts! Have you got a pink one?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'll come and sort them out, can't have these malevolent spirits putting the willies up you! Will accept payment in Haribos

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Fuck that. I saw the film when it came out when I was younger and it scared the shit out of me.

Although I suppose if your head twisted all the way round you'd be able to make eye contact during doggy.....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sounds like a winner! We can all help. But I'm not a big Pledge spray fan. Natural sprays could be better - a few users could squirt their stuff.

If we can help to prove the existence of another dimension, we may end up with a Nobel prize too

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Did you see that woman that married the 300yo pirate ghost??

I can see the attraction, if he wasn’t a Wanker like my ghost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Sounds like a winner! We can all help. But I'm not a big Pledge spray fan. Natural sprays could be better - a few users could squirt their stuff.

If we can help to prove the existence of another dimension, we may end up with a Nobel prize too

I see you..... be like an ectoplasm.... good thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't afraid of no ghosts

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

I’ll bite the pointy end off. Can’t be spoiling your foofoo x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

I’ll bite the pointy end off. Can’t be spoiling your foofoo x"

You’re too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

D."

We are so all going to hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell! "

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?"

Hang on. Wonder if the vicar will cotton on

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

Which is your desired apparition, Incubus or succubus

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?"

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

D."

You motherfuckers need Jesus

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Which is your desired apparition, Incubus or succubus

I’m making a succubus costume for Halloween. Might wear it. That’ll confuse them, but to answer your question, the latter please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus"

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count? "

no words

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

"Which is your desired apparition, Incubus or succubus

I’m making a succubus costume for Halloween. Might wear it. That’ll confuse them, but to answer your question, the latter please "

Hope no keeps kids come knocking on your door shouting “trick or treat”.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Imagine the spirit tho “you’re just a cocksucking whore” and I’d be like “wow you guys, this one actually KNOWS ME”

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Which is your desired apparition, Incubus or succubus

I’m making a succubus costume for Halloween. Might wear it. That’ll confuse them, but to answer your question, the latter please

Hope no keeps kids come knocking on your door shouting “trick or treat”.

That’s what I’m wearing it for... like they say at Butlins.... “A bit of blue for the dad’s”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine the spirit tho “you’re just a cocksucking whore” and I’d be like “wow you guys, this one actually KNOWS ME”

Imagine if it said

"Wow, what can I say, sucks like a dyson, treat with respect"

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Imagine the spirit tho “you’re just a cocksucking whore” and I’d be like “wow you guys, this one actually KNOWS ME”

Imagine if it said

"Wow, what can I say, sucks like a dyson, treat with respect"

Fuck me. I just scream laughed

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count? "

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

D."

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am not a solder just like am not rich black over 6 foot or 20 years old.

The list goes on get the drift lol

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

Borrow! You mean borrow some holy water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

Borrow! You mean borrow some holy water

D."

Are we putting it back afterwards

I’m not sure we should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)"

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

Borrow! You mean borrow some holy water

Are we putting it back afterwards

I’m not sure we should

Yes of course!

(Sssshhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

Borrow! You mean borrow some holy water

Are we putting it back afterwards

I’m not sure we should

Yes of course!

(Sssshhhh

)

D."

Beat hope they don’t dip test it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)

You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.

I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)

You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.

I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok"

You’re so selfless Pof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)

You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.

I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok

You’re so selfless Pof

Just trying to get into heaven

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By *illy999TV/TS
over a year ago

Taunton

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)

You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.

I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok

You’re so selfless Pof

Just trying to get into heaven

Hippychick! Don’t mention the holy water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in! Make sure the crucifix has not sharp edges in case you decide to let me have a go too

Forget the pink toilet brush! There is no way I can sit and watch you both with that crucifix without getting excited! We would all end up possessed!

We are so all going to hell!

So basically, this exorcism is pretty much just a circle jerk?

Ye but with the addition of Pledge and a BBP!

You motherfuckers need Jesus

If we say “oh God” a lot, does that count?

‘Oh god’ is fine but if it’s ‘oh my fucking God” we aren’t covered

Let’s steal some holy water just in case

Oops

I’ve got some downstairs. (Adds to list of cool pics I could take!)

You know, I think you 3 are going to need some adult supervision.

I'll selflessly sacrifice my own time and volunteer. just to make sure everything foes ok

You’re so selfless Pof

Just trying to get into heaven

Are you kidding, with this line up, I’ll be in heaven

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By *illy999TV/TS
over a year ago

Taunton

"Just enquired about my house exorcising

Wanted. Brave soldier who ain’t afraid of no ghosts to lay at the side of me whilst the apparitions and voices appear.

Happy to provide you with lame yet inoffensive weapons including toilet plunger or pledge polish.

Must agree not to have a wank if I end up fucking myself with the crucifix.

Please wear old clothes. Previous applicants need not apply. "

Is exorcising similar to exercising or do I need another new pair of glasses ?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Just enquired about my house exorcising

Wanted. Brave soldier who ain’t afraid of no ghosts to lay at the side of me whilst the apparitions and voices appear.

Happy to provide you with lame yet inoffensive weapons including toilet plunger or pledge polish.

Must agree not to have a wank if I end up fucking myself with the crucifix.

Please wear old clothes. Previous applicants need not apply.

Is exorcising similar to exercising or do I need another new pair of glasses ? "

I think in this instance they are both the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I watch? (And possibly film it?)

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scientific perpose?

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