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By *elshkinky OP   Man
over a year ago

south wales

1. Bloke bent over when drying so his arse was inches from my face

2. Bloke puts shirt and tie on and then shoes and socks before his kegs...

Why.. but why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Bloke bent over when drying so his arse was inches from my face

2. Bloke puts shirt and tie on and then shoes and socks before his kegs...

Why.. but why "

Probably cause you're watching op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Bloke bent over when drying so his arse was inches from my face

"

Omg thanks for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing"

Please, keep this stuff coming, it's genuinely making my morning

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By *elshkinky OP   Man
over a year ago

south wales


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

Just checking where you live in case I landed with you... your safe

Please, keep this stuff coming, it's genuinely making my morning "

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Young women turning up in a full face of instagram perfect make up. If that's still on your face at the end of your workout you ain't training hard enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could tell you a million things that happen in my gym..... nothing surprises me anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the grunters. I've read that being vocal when lifting weight can help you push a rep out for whatever reason, but holy fook some of the guys in the gym sound like their pushing out a dambuster

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Woman with a full face of make-up who only did 5 minutes of work out before disappearing to the Ladies' changing room, coming back, and repeating the process multiple times.

Couldn't help but wonder where she kept going, until I was in the changing room later and she came in every 5 minutes to pat her face dry, apply more make-up and touch up her lip gloss.

She did this for an hour and a half...

- Amy. x

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I often see chinese students using the weights machines in some bizarre ways at my gym, like I'm watching thinking 'fucking hell mate you're going to seriously hurt yourself doing that'

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing"

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"I often see chinese students using the weights machines in some bizarre ways at my gym, like I'm watching thinking 'fucking hell mate you're going to seriously hurt yourself doing that' "

There’s a ready market for videos of Chinese gym fails. It’s obviously a national stereotype.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose "

I giggled for far too long about the bloke's arse right in the op's face, I'm so childish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moon Landing...... pfffffffffhahahaha!

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By *elshkinky OP   Man
over a year ago

south wales


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose

I giggled for far too long about the bloke's arse right in the op's face, I'm so childish... "

It wasn’t a pretty sight and put me right off my chocolate hobnob

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose

I giggled for far too long about the bloke's arse right in the op's face, I'm so childish... "

Me too! Can't beat a bit of naked arse humour! Right up there with farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose

I giggled for far too long about the bloke's arse right in the op's face, I'm so childish...

It wasn’t a pretty sight and put me right off my chocolate hobnob "

Was there visible hanging ball sack? I've got to be honest, for the vast majority of me that really isn't your best angle it certainly puts you off haggis, if for some bizarre reason you'd been considering eating it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose

I giggled for far too long about the bloke's arse right in the op's face, I'm so childish...

Me too! Can't beat a bit of naked arse humour! Right up there with farts "

I really shouldn't laugh at "trouser coughs" as much as I do but I think I'm too old to change now but it's a big comfort to know its not just me

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By *elshkinky OP   Man
over a year ago

south wales


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose

I giggled for far too long about the bloke's arse right in the op's face, I'm so childish...

It wasn’t a pretty sight and put me right off my chocolate hobnob

Was there visible hanging ball sack? I've got to be honest, for the vast majority of me that really isn't your best angle it certainly puts you off haggis, if for some bizarre reason you'd been considering eating it "

The chap who did his tie and shoes before his kegs was of a certain generation so I think they were dragging on the floor. The arse in face chap I didn’t look long enough to check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

Please, keep this stuff coming, it's genuinely making my morning "

Always glad to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose "

You're very welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose

I giggled for far too long about the bloke's arse right in the op's face, I'm so childish...

It wasn’t a pretty sight and put me right off my chocolate hobnob

Was there visible hanging ball sack? I've got to be honest, for the vast majority of me that really isn't your best angle it certainly puts you off haggis, if for some bizarre reason you'd been considering eating it

The chap who did his tie and shoes before his kegs was of a certain generation so I think they were dragging on the floor. The arse in face chap I didn’t look long enough to check "

I think that's called a "rantallion". When a gentleman's "shot pouch" is longer than the barrel of his "fowling piece".

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By *elshkinky OP   Man
over a year ago

south wales


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose

I giggled for far too long about the bloke's arse right in the op's face, I'm so childish...

It wasn’t a pretty sight and put me right off my chocolate hobnob

Was there visible hanging ball sack? I've got to be honest, for the vast majority of me that really isn't your best angle it certainly puts you off haggis, if for some bizarre reason you'd been considering eating it

The chap who did his tie and shoes before his kegs was of a certain generation so I think they were dragging on the floor. The arse in face chap I didn’t look long enough to check

I think that's called a "rantallion". When a gentleman's "shot pouch" is longer than the barrel of his "fowling piece". "

I really don’t see the need to name it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always see stuff worthy for those gym fails pages on social media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing

A moon landing! Well there goes my tea out my nose

I giggled for far too long about the bloke's arse right in the op's face, I'm so childish...

It wasn’t a pretty sight and put me right off my chocolate hobnob

Was there visible hanging ball sack? I've got to be honest, for the vast majority of me that really isn't your best angle it certainly puts you off haggis, if for some bizarre reason you'd been considering eating it

The chap who did his tie and shoes before his kegs was of a certain generation so I think they were dragging on the floor. The arse in face chap I didn’t look long enough to check

I think that's called a "rantallion". When a gentleman's "shot pouch" is longer than the barrel of his "fowling piece".

I really don’t see the need to name it lol"

Blame Viz, not me my profanisaurus app is by far the best £1.59 I ever spent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Amazing 2:30 rollsroyce girls you canot get near the squat racks when those perfectly sculpted bums & legs are working away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Bloke bent over when drying so his arse was inches from my face

2. Bloke puts shirt and tie on and then shoes and socks before his kegs...

Why.. but why "

Hahaha so funny! He obviously like you here get a load of that hahaha

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I can see the gym from the pool but as I don't wear my glasses when swimming I can no longer perve on the weightlifters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing"

Hahaha hilarious

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

People exercising with their coat still on! I'm sweating in just a tshirt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the grunters. I've read that being vocal when lifting weight can help you push a rep out for whatever reason, but holy fook some of the guys in the gym sound like their pushing out a dambuster "

I do this on a big lift, it works.

Curling in the squat rack is my main gripe, they get told politely to fuck off some where else.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Just out of the shower, I bend over to dry my legs/feet, naked.

Guy behind me does exactly the same.

Our naked arses meet!

Apparently that's called a Moon Landing"

Moon landing!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"People exercising with their coat still on! I'm sweating in just a tshirt!"

Ah the old mistaken belief that weight loss through dehydration is actually weight loss in real terms! Mate of mine used to wrap himself in bin liners under his top to make him sweat more while out running, the dummkopf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the grunters. I've read that being vocal when lifting weight can help you push a rep out for whatever reason, but holy fook some of the guys in the gym sound like their pushing out a dambuster

I do this on a big lift, it works.

Curling in the squat rack is my main gripe, they get told politely to fuck off some where else."

Curling in the Squat Rack, isn't that a song by Motley Crue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People leaving the weights out dumbbells left on the floor, plates left on the bar - put them back!

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