FabSwingers.com forum: Would you fight a forumite?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make love not war

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm not an aggressive person.

I'm more of a defensive person. Happy to jump in and stop trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a couple of guys I’d like to beat some happiness into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a couple of guys I’d like to beat some happiness into

You could beat me off anyday.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"There’s a couple of guys I’d like to beat some happiness into

. I'm obviously not one of them as I'm always happy anyway.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Nah. Right now I'm all about the saccharine loving.

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Lying bastard politicians yes, people on here no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fighting is painful and a bit undignified at my age. It's how I chose to combat bullying at school and though it worked I kind of wish it hadn't. I'm not sure it did me any favours. I never want to hit anyone in anger again for the rest of my life.

That's my serious response. If your thread was intended to be lighthearted then let's go, shortie. I'm already doing an Ali shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Fists and slapping definitely not

But add some slime or jelly and make it fun wrestling, I could be persuaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I might cum in there poutine though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I might cum in there poutine though"

Or their, whatevs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would usually say no, I'm a lover not a hater

But there is one that has lied and bitched about me so I wouldn't mind getting out the anger

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

No.. prefer a 50 meter dash challenge..

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

They’d knock me clean out. Can I be one of those fancy birds that parade around holding the boards up though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I might cum in there poutine though

Or their, whatevs "

Are you Canadian?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Fists and slapping definitely not

But add some slime or jelly and make it fun wrestling, I could be persuaded

I like your thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Fight no .. but I'll challenge anyone to a dance till you drop. I can dance for hours and hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I might cum in there poutine though

Or their, whatevs

Are you Canadian? "

No, eh

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds. "

You’d never catch me ....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Fight no .. but I'll challenge anyone to a dance till you drop. I can dance for hours and hours

You could happily dance on my lap for hours and hours.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Nah I might cum in there poutine though

Or their, whatevs

Are you Canadian?

No, eh"

I really liked poutine aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I might cum in there poutine though

Or their, whatevs

Are you Canadian?

No, eh

I really liked poutine aswell

Me too, cum would totally ruin it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game, there are probably a few would love to land a few on my coupon lol

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

No one is worth getting into a sparring match over. If you don't like someone avoid interacting with them. People tend to forget most people you see on the forums who aren't our friends will be strangers in an online environment. What they say shouldn't really affect you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well to be fair jizz would ruin most food

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds. "

That sounds like less of a fight, more of a competition, with rules.

So, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds.

That sounds like less of a fight, more of a competition, with rules.

So, no.

So you'd be up for a full on street brawl, on the cobbles?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds. "

I don't know - are they likely to be shorter than me?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds.

That sounds like less of a fight, more of a competition, with rules.

So, no.

So you'd be up for a full on street brawl, on the cobbles?

If I had to.

I'd only fight if I had to, never for people's entertainment, never by anyone's rules other than my own.

I don't fight fair.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

Would you allow spectators? I would really like to see that.

Are you fighting to take the bikinis off each other?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Nope. but theres plenty I'd love an arm wrestle with

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

Baggsy being referee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds.

That sounds like less of a fight, more of a competition, with rules.

So, no.

So you'd be up for a full on street brawl, on the cobbles?

If I had to.

I'd only fight if I had to, never for people's entertainment, never by anyone's rules other than my own.

I don't fight fair. "

If you've exhausted every other option sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oiled up naked wrestling- sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

Baggsy being referee

Stop breaking it up and let them fight! This ref keeps getting in the middle ffs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

Baggsy being referee

Stop breaking it up and let them fight! This ref keeps getting in the middle ffs"

They keep grabbing my speedos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i love a good scrap to clear the air

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

No I wouldn’t fight a forumite, no one makes me feel that angry, I would slap a few for being twats now and again but that’s all

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"No I wouldn’t fight a forumite, no one makes me feel that angry, I would slap a few for being twats now and again but that’s all

Pretty much this for me too, I'd like to give a few a quick blast with a taser, but none worth the effort of a full on battle

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

Baggsy being referee

I'd fight _sachick too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah we would

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

Baggsy being referee

I'd fight _sachick too

Oh then I'm definitely being referee. Woohoo.

String bikinis only.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

Baggsy being referee

I'd fight _sachick too

I fight dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Well, I would be, given half a chance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Violence achieves nothing in my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a lover not a fighter

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

Baggsy being referee

I'd fight _sachick too

I fight dirty

I referee dirty too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want me to lie and say no... tough.

Yeah I would, but I'd ask for a few extra rounds.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you want me to lie and say no... tough.

Yeah I would, but I'd ask for a few extra rounds.

No fucking way am I fighting you Auntie P , you'd kick my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want me to lie and say no... tough.

Yeah I would, but I'd ask for a few extra rounds.

I'd knock you the fuck out!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

My sparring days are over, too old and happy to be feeling any aggression. I’d rather laugh with friends than fight with strangers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the fight.

If its a few rounds of boxing and afterwards we go grab a drink then yea sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the fight.

If its a few rounds of boxing and afterwards we go grab a drink then yea sure."
thats my take on it

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Fight no .. but I'll challenge anyone to a dance till you drop. I can dance for hours and hours

My money is on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the fight.

If its a few rounds of boxing and afterwards we go grab a drink then yea sure.thats my take on it"

Wanna fight like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the fight.

If its a few rounds of boxing and afterwards we go grab a drink then yea sure.thats my take on it

Wanna fight like?"
come at me bro

Poor choice of words maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the fight.

If its a few rounds of boxing and afterwards we go grab a drink then yea sure.thats my take on it

Wanna fight like?cum on me bro

Poor choice of words maybe

Wow, this went downhill quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’d knock me clean out. Can I be one of those fancy birds that parade around holding the boards up though?

You’d look awesome doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’d knock me clean out. Can I be one of those fancy birds that parade around holding the boards up though?

You’d look awesome doing that

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is that the real life or fab version of ring girl tho?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Fight no .. but I'll challenge anyone to a dance till you drop. I can dance for hours and hours

Dance off dude!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Not looking for a fight but would happily meet somebody if they wanted to discuss somthing in the ring..

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Probably not, I've never been in a proper fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’d knock me clean out. Can I be one of those fancy birds that parade around holding the boards up though?

You’d look awesome doing that

is that the real life or fab version of ring girl tho?"

Talk me through the fab version. I’m considering applying alongside gng

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’d knock me clean out. Can I be one of those fancy birds that parade around holding the boards up though?

You’d look awesome doing that

is that the real life or fab version of ring girl tho?

Talk me through the fab version. I’m considering applying alongside gng

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’d knock me clean out. Can I be one of those fancy birds that parade around holding the boards up though?

You’d look awesome doing that

is that the real life or fab version of ring girl tho?

Talk me through the fab version. I’m considering applying alongside gng

Very helpful loo. Good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’d knock me clean out. Can I be one of those fancy birds that parade around holding the boards up though?

You’d look awesome doing that

is that the real life or fab version of ring girl tho?

Talk me through the fab version. I’m considering applying alongside gng

Very helpful loo. Good job

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think about it

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I would. But only the ladies as they really can punch and I like a strong woooooman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely. I’m a boxer, I enjoy the contest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know karate, but I know crazy

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Cheeky.

In a mud ring.

In bikinis.

Can I referee?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds. "

This ain’t the ufc mate. I like to see one of these fuckers last 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone enjoyed a good fisting yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds.

This ain’t the ufc mate. I like to see one of these fuckers last 30 seconds "

I’d just like to look some people in the eyes and say go on.... be how you be on the forums now you’re in front of me and within striking distance.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fight? No.

Yell at? Occasionally.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds. "

My jaw is fucked from radiotherapy

So sadly not a chance

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By *thwiltsmMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds. "

Yes you and me OP, naked baby oiled up wrestling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

Only 1 person in my life has ever drove me to the brink of physical violence and it wasn't a nice feeling.

Too much on here is taken too literally and to heart. If you work from the assumption that..

1)people are having a bad day

2)they are suffering from temporary arsehole syndrome

3)you've misinterpreted their post

or a combination of all 3, you soon realise it's not worth getting upset about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already have granny crumpet left me with a black eye broken nose and sore cocksix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like in a ring, no repercussions from the law just 3 five minute rounds.

This ain’t the ufc mate. I like to see one of these fuckers last 30 seconds

I’d just like to look some people in the eyes and say go on.... be how you be on the forums now you’re in front of me and within striking distance. "

I’d cover myself in baby oil mate. Slippery fucker. Can’t catch me I’m the ginger bread man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. Naked.

Count me in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Yes. Naked.

Oh go on then. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. Naked.

First

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. Naked.

First"

3rd!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. Naked.

First"

Third

I'll fight you all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. Naked.

First

3rd!!!"

Never!!!

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