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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Before sex you help each other to get naked.

After sex you only help yourself to get dressed.

The moral of the story:

In life no one helps you

Once you're fucked.

So true in some cases!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old was he tho?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its the moral that counts??

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but how old was he tho?

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

But what if you don't help each other get naked?

What if one of you is already in bed naked, the other comes home from a long day down the abattoir, strips off to have a quick shower and then jumps into bed to get jiggy?

Or if like many couples married for an age you get undressed separately, pop on your comfy pyjamas and a frill nightie and then just pull down your trousers and lift up her M&S floral bed attire to indulge in 60 seconds of dull missionary before a good night's sleep?

The moral doesn't really work.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As old as you want him to be! You wise old mam