FabSwingers.com forum: Your wish is my command....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m a genie and you can have any three wishes you want.

What do you wish for?

They can be as selfless or selfish as you like.

What do you want?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

More wishes, a monkeys paw and a cup of tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a new kitchen fitted by s2edish blonde female twins

a job that pays me for living

a penis reduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else can have my wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone else can have my wishes

perfect... must they all apy to you tho..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my family and friends were all happy and healthy and could live as long as me.

I wish I had the power to go back in time.

I wish all animal exploitation would end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wish sex came out of a tap

i wish that thinking of wiahes didn't hurt my brain

i wish that the sun shines out of my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a genie and you can have any three wishes you want.

What do you wish for?

They can be as selfless or selfish as you like.

What do you want?"

I want someone to come round, entertain me and share a bit of chat... selfless enough?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd wish for a teleportation machine so I could visit anyone, anywhere instantly.

I'd like the world to be free of cancers.

And one billion pounds in my bank account.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I wish I could know the inner workings of womens' minds.

I wish I could afford to give up the day job and retire.

I wish I could sing properly.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

A campervan with wood burner.

World wealth equality

A few more wishes

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

To be able to see my children whenever.

Financial security for the rest of my life.

More genies (for friends)

Luke

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Financial security

To see my girls whenever I wanted

My son back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big mac, large fries, chocolate shake. Thanks bud

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

I only have one wish.

For my dad to be alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to see the world in oh sweat harmony

I'd like to teach the world to sing

I'd like a case of Pepsi max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wish to give the whole world wishes

Heath and happiness for all

No animal cruelty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my next life to be as i have decided or if it happens earlier may it be as perfect as last friday

For my kids to be blessed with the superpower of good luck and win at everything

And for the force to be a real think and i have complete mastery of it

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Financial security

To see my girls whenever I wanted

My son back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish there was a like or lmao button for some of the posts

I wish I could see my dad again

I wish everyone on here happiness xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my mum was still alive.

I wish for financial security

I wish for my son to have a successful future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dinosaur as a pet, t-rex would do rightly

Flying lessons and my own plane

Own a casino in Vegas

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

A buttered slice of soreen and a cure for the cold I'm coming down with.

Someone else can use the other wish, I want for nothing else right now.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A buttered slice of soreen and a cure for the cold I'm coming down with.

Someone else can use the other wish, I want for nothing else right now."

Have you tried drinking lots of pure orange juice (not concentrate). It works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, to have my old job back instead of this crappy one...

2, to wish me/my family could win the lottery so I never have to see them struggle...

3, to never have my heart broken...

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A buttered slice of soreen and a cure for the cold I'm coming down with.

Someone else can use the other wish, I want for nothing else right now.

Have you tried drinking lots of pure orange juice (not concentrate). It works for me. "

I'm popping vit-C and Zinc like they're valium!

Maybe pure orange juice could be my third wish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad back

For him to be in good health

A return flight to Australia for us both so we could kick some arse

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be immortal!

Be taller!

Win any bet I place!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A buttered slice of soreen and a cure for the cold I'm coming down with.

Someone else can use the other wish, I want for nothing else right now.

Have you tried drinking lots of pure orange juice (not concentrate). It works for me.

I'm popping vit-C and Zinc like they're valium!

Maybe pure orange juice could be my third wish?"

Then I grant you your wish. Lol

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

1. To be 4 inches taller.

2. To earn double my current salary

3. To be less shy

Nothing earth shattering but just enough to make me feel complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A campervan with wood burner.

World wealth equality

A few more wishes

Interesting wishes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A campervan with wood burner.

World wealth equality

A few more wishes

Interesting wishes. "

Actually they are all interesting wishes and some very small things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A campervan with wood burner.

World wealth equality

A few more wishes

Interesting wishes.

Actually they are all interesting wishes and some very small things."
and others more major. But still I wish I could grant everyone what they want. Unfortunately that’s not the way the world works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice coffee, a cure for my headache, and a head and neck massage

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A campervan with wood burner.

World wealth equality

A few more wishes

Interesting wishes.

Actually they are all interesting wishes and some very small things.and others more major. But still I wish I could grant everyone what they want. Unfortunately that’s not the way the world works

Hang on, you specifically said "I’m a genie and you can have any three wishes you want."

No qualification, no prevarication, just like the "red bull gives you wings" lawsuit.

Now make with my soreen, genie-boy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A campervan with wood burner.

World wealth equality

A few more wishes

Interesting wishes.

Actually they are all interesting wishes and some very small things.and others more major. But still I wish I could grant everyone what they want. Unfortunately that’s not the way the world works

Hang on, you specifically said "I’m a genie and you can have any three wishes you want."

No qualification, no prevarication, just like the "red bull gives you wings" lawsuit.

Now make with my soreen, genie-boy."

Soreen I can do, but a cure for your cold I can’t.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A campervan with wood burner.

World wealth equality

A few more wishes

Interesting wishes.

Actually they are all interesting wishes and some very small things.and others more major. But still I wish I could grant everyone what they want. Unfortunately that’s not the way the world works

Hang on, you specifically said "I’m a genie and you can have any three wishes you want."

No qualification, no prevarication, just like the "red bull gives you wings" lawsuit.

Now make with my soreen, genie-boy.

Soreen I can do, but a cure for your cold I can’t. "

Yeah, the soreen is the one I really want anyway, so all worked out well...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A campervan with wood burner.

World wealth equality

A few more wishes

Interesting wishes.

Actually they are all interesting wishes and some very small things.and others more major. But still I wish I could grant everyone what they want. Unfortunately that’s not the way the world works

Hang on, you specifically said "I’m a genie and you can have any three wishes you want."

No qualification, no prevarication, just like the "red bull gives you wings" lawsuit.

Now make with my soreen, genie-boy.

Soreen I can do, but a cure for your cold I can’t.

Yeah, the soreen is the one I really want anyway, so all worked out well..."

I think you just wanted someone to fetch you soreen.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"A campervan with wood burner.

World wealth equality

A few more wishes

Interesting wishes.

Actually they are all interesting wishes and some very small things.and others more major. But still I wish I could grant everyone what they want. Unfortunately that’s not the way the world works

Hang on, you specifically said "I’m a genie and you can have any three wishes you want."

No qualification, no prevarication, just like the "red bull gives you wings" lawsuit.

Now make with my soreen, genie-boy.

Soreen I can do, but a cure for your cold I can’t.

Yeah, the soreen is the one I really want anyway, so all worked out well...

I think you just wanted someone to fetch you soreen. "

Hey, you offered!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I couldn’t possibly list mine here

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I couldn’t possibly list mine here

Now I want to hear them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be financially secure forever

Loose some weight whilst still eating all the food I love.

World peace

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