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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you're gonna take close ups of your bits pls take these two small but very important advice

1. Clean fingernails

2. Wash your bits

Just seen dirty fingernails and cheesy lady parts . Not a good look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you just assume my preferences?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

3) Remove biscuit crumbs from pubes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3) Remove biscuit crumbs from pubes "

Lol never seen that one

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By *0FrankMan
over a year ago

The South!

4) Pick up dirty laundry and mess from the room you are taking pictures in.

) If you need to be told any of the above remove your pics from fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm what kind of cheese?

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"3) Remove biscuit crumbs from pubes

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Are you sure they were biscuit crumbs?

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By *0FrankMan
over a year ago

The South!


"3) Remove biscuit crumbs from pubes "

Perhaps they save those ones just for you?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"3) Remove biscuit crumbs from pubes

Are you sure they were biscuit crumbs? "

Pass. You'd need to perform a taste test on the offending person's pubic region.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

5. If you're going to upload a photo of a woman holding your cock to impress others with it's magnificence then ensure it's either a big cock or that the lady in question has tiny, tiny hands.

A

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"3) Remove biscuit crumbs from pubes

Perhaps they save those ones just for you? "

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the female equivalent of smegma?

Does it look nice and yeasty, like a cheese toasty being ripped open?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Also possibly check what else is in the background of your photo, piles of plates or laundry and toilets that need flushing don't always get people wet under the collar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also possibly check what else is in the background of your photo, piles of plates or laundry and toilets that need flushing don't always get people wet under the collar. "

A few years back I saw a pic that inspired me to go out and buy those toilet duck fresh disc things, they were brand new out at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4) Pick up dirty laundry and mess from the room you are taking pictures in."

This is something I notice a lot and it tells you a lot about a person.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Did you just assume my preferences?"

Are they cheese biscuit crumbs?

Would work well with the cheese...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you just assume my preferences?

Are they cheese biscuit crumbs?

Would work well with the cheese... "

Yuck hell no

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Appear organised and clean, rather than someone who would use their pics with their application to appear on a channel 4 or 5 extreme personalities and problems show.

If unsure of your home decor tastes, position yourself on a CLEAN neutral coloured towel or sheet. If your body harbours any living creatures larger than bacteria, take a break and sort your wildlife out, as phone photography means that you take and upload pics instantly and your pics won't need to be transferred between you and the poor staff at Boots, where they may run behind on their printing timescales, if staff got a bit too queasy seeing your output and health issues close up. Fyi Boots sell many remedies for personal care problems.

If wearing items of clothing, use freshly washed gear, as the effects of constant drips, gone dry, splashes and exudation deposits will only be of minor interest to someone studying care needs for third world citizens or those who may make emergency sectioning judgements.

Face pics usually appear more flattering with your open. This is a general guide, as it won't perhaps be true for everyone, all of the time. A cheerful, relaxed smile can be alluring - if your pics don't capture this, don't substitute with a pic used to show those in need of extreme dental makeovers. Shovong cake in your gob may be OK but remove the Spar savers range packet from view. Likewise if you needed some extra strength alcohol since you got up, to ease your spirits - evidence of your staying power via crumpled cans and fag ends, won't draw people for a good party time with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure your herpes have cleared up before advertising your services

(Yes I have seen a pic like this!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice to men-if you want to minimise competition with the millions of other fab guys don't give them advice on how to improve their chances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not hungry anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My advice to men-if you want to minimise competition with the millions of other fab guys don't give them advice on how to improve their chances. "
i dont care if i re entered my hat id give it a day before im getting offers of sex but i dont need or want to do that my penis has changed my sexuality im now a sallysexual

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"My advice to men-if you want to minimise competition with the millions of other fab guys don't give them advice on how to improve their chances. "

Best free advice i've seen all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want to live a healthy life then smoke and drink to excess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me to come over and take pictures for you. Im a very good amature photographer and can cope with difficult lighting and other conditions.

I can take nude pictures you could show your grandmother and be proud of

Greg

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Men .Make sure your bell end doesn't look like a red mushroom and don't wear fluffy jumpers..

Women ... same.

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