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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A single man called F that on here last night after she politely declined his advances.

What does it even mean? We're at a loss.

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the lights on maybe??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glow? Brighten? Light?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did he spell Illuminati wrong?

Are you a member of a cabal that secretly rules the world?..No?

take no notice then

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"A single man called F that on here last night after she politely declined his advances.

What does it even mean? We're at a loss.

C"

It means he's a daft bastard who can't take no for an answer!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Wonder if he meant illiterate......which would be really quite funny

Only similar word I can think of off the top of my head

If so; Pot, kettle, black, springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A single man called F that on here last night after she politely declined his advances.

What does it even mean? We're at a loss.

C

It means he's a daft bastard who can't take no for an answer!"

lol true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out."

if you cant read it from poor spelling grammer or text speak, i just happen to accidentally press delete

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out."
I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt" "

and u saying its not true now?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

and u saying its not true now? "
I never said it was a lie to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with "

can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes i dare ya

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with

can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya "
Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A single man called F that on here last night after she politely declined his advances.

What does it even mean? We're at a loss.

C"

Enlightened. Which F obviously is, as she was wise enough to turn the eejit down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with

can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere "

ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :P

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with

can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere

ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :P"
You will need a few!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A single man called F that on here last night after she politely declined his advances.

What does it even mean? We're at a loss.

C"

Does F work in the Rowntree's lighting department? Might explain it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are obviously upset you ain't going to lighten their world up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighten up

At a guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with

can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere

ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :PYou will need a few!"

lolol howmany bottles

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with

can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere

ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :PYou will need a few!

lolol howmany bottles "

At least you not asked for it to be delivered by the tonne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with

can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere

ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :PYou will need a few!

lolol howmany bottles

At least you not asked for it to be delivered by the tonne"

no as femme would kick my ass! but that sounds pretty good

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"It's not just us then.

The rest of the message was a lot worse but we managed to work that part out.I can go one better..i got told once i had a "majestic cunt"

and u saying its not true now? I never said it was a lie to start with

can see the next bash with jewelled fanny and yes with i dare ya Oh i cant be bother with vajazzling....those bloody jewels get everywhere

ok ill do it with 100s and 1000s :PYou will need a few!

lolol howmany bottles

At least you not asked for it to be delivered by the tonne

no as femme would kick my ass! but that sounds pretty good "

Remember it not applying them that the most fun it's the clean up operation at the end of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she knows i wll do it as well x

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