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Accepting the inevitability of time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So guys when that time comes and the duck pond starts to become lake windermere what do u do?

Comb over?

Where a lot of hats?

Wig?

Hair transplant?

Grow a rat tail to distract from the shiny bit?

Live in denial hulk hogan style or just bone it?

What has been your chosen option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marker pen

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Just cut it short and own it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start wearing high heels so they cant see the top of your head

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

It’s creeping on me! I only noticed the other day when making a video with Jo! Once it’s a clear puddle I’m getting the bic razor out!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marker pen"

You can wear my pubes as a wig. I'm nice like that

P

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I’ve been like it since about 25, just a No1 with the trimmer every six weeks or so for me.

S

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

That's obvious for me...a wig as you can already see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s creeping on me! I only noticed the other day when making a video with Jo! Once it’s a clear puddle I’m getting the bic razor out!

D."
way ahead of ya i saw a pic that someone took on friday and when i saw her reflection in the top of my head realised it may be time for drastic action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened a long long time ago, a head blade works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marker pen

You can wear my pubes as a wig. I'm nice like that

P"

Could do, I've never had an afro before

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It’s creeping on me! I only noticed the other day when making a video with Jo! Once it’s a clear puddle I’m getting the bic razor out!

D.way ahead of ya i saw a pic that someone took on friday and when i saw her reflection in the top of my head realised it may be time for drastic action "

I’m feeling your pain B!

D.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Clippers. Grade 1 or just take the guard off.

No point in fighting a losing battle and ending up like a cross between Bobby Charlton and that bloke in the old Hamlet ad in the photobooth.

Surrender on your own terms.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved my head on Friday, the balled spot is still there but it doesnt look as bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not far off tbh. Intend to buy an electric shaver and give myself a no 1 all over.

Wife says no way, but if she knew what the young lady who cuts my hair looks like, she might go along

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Id take Fanisteride as soon as I begin to lose my hair. Would slow it down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I now look like a sexy version of richard from guess who

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Shave that bad boy dude.

My insta feed now keeps recommending me scalp tattooing and hair transplants. Whoever wrote that ad algorithm deserves a kick in the bollocks.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I now look like a sexy version of richard from guess who "

That has given me the giggles x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shave that bad boy dude.

My insta feed now keeps recommending me scalp tattooing and hair transplants. Whoever wrote that ad algorithm deserves a kick in the bollocks. "
charlottes web with a pregnant charlotte hanging out your ear making sure the bugs stay away lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now look like a sexy version of richard from guess who

That has given me the giggles x"
truth tho lol

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Don't worry about it

I've got a huge bald spot, but it doesn't FEEL like a bald spot as there's still a bit there.

So I give myself a No.1 all over in the summer, but grow it out in the winter.

It's currently halfway over my ears, and near the bottom of my collar. I may well look ridiculous but I couldn't give a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry about it

I've got a huge bald spot, but it doesn't FEEL like a bald spot as there's still a bit there.

So I give myself a No.1 all over in the summer, but grow it out in the winter.

It's currently halfway over my ears, and near the bottom of my collar. I may well look ridiculous but I couldn't give a fuck"

I give a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shave it. Save a lot of barber money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bald guys are sexy... Just saying x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd ask sally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd ask sally "
im too impulsive to ask what people think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now look like a sexy version of richard from guess who

That has given me the giggles x"

Me too

OP, I'm about to get a hair cut. It's curly and dark brown. What me to save it for you?

S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now look like a sexy version of richard from guess who

That has given me the giggles x

Me too

OP, I'm about to get a hair cut. It's curly and dark brown. What me to save it for you?

S x"
too late top of my head now looks like an underboob

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"It’s creeping on me! I only noticed the other day when making a video with Jo! Once it’s a clear puddle I’m getting the bic razor out!

D.way ahead of ya i saw a pic that someone took on friday and when i saw her reflection in the top of my head realised it may be time for drastic action "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s creeping on me! I only noticed the other day when making a video with Jo! Once it’s a clear puddle I’m getting the bic razor out!

D.way ahead of ya i saw a pic that someone took on friday and when i saw her reflection in the top of my head realised it may be time for drastic action

"
bloody swine iv got ptsd

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I just trim mine very short. One of the great benefits is I have my own trimmer so I save a packet on haircuts. I can do it whenever it needs doing without leaving the house. I can also use it to trim my nads, which my old hairdresser always refused to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had hair follicle transplant its well worth it imo, some people have a face that suits shaved... i tried it i looked like i was ill, booked in had it done well worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive had hair follicle transplant its well worth it imo, some people have a face that suits shaved... i tried it i looked like i was ill, booked in had it done well worth it."
oooo theres an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bald is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s creeping on me! I only noticed the other day when making a video with Jo! Once it’s a clear puddle I’m getting the bic razor out!

D.way ahead of ya i saw a pic that someone took on friday and when i saw her reflection in the top of my head realised it may be time for drastic action

"
u know its bad tho when 1 hands not enough to cover it up

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

One of the chaps at work has just got back from Turkey after doing a Rooney, I must admit it looks brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clippers and shave it every 2 or 3 days. Saved a small fortune over the years in having hair cuts.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Shave it off. Unfortunately you then become instantly unattractive/no longer a preference to 50% of the ladies on here.

On the plus side that's still 50% who don't mind a shaved head.

Ladies just like wrinkles and boobs going south, there's nothing we can do about hair loss!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

If it ever does happen I will go shaven

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"It’s creeping on me! I only noticed the other day when making a video with Jo! Once it’s a clear puddle I’m getting the bic razor out!

D.way ahead of ya i saw a pic that someone took on friday and when i saw her reflection in the top of my head realised it may be time for drastic action

u know its bad tho when 1 hands not enough to cover it up "

managed to hide it on the other ones though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shave it off. Unfortunately you then become instantly unattractive/no longer a preference to 50% of the ladies on here.

On the plus side that's still 50% who don't mind a shaved head.

Ladies just like wrinkles and boobs going south, there's nothing we can do about hair loss!"

On the plus plus side im not chasing faj but i still gotta look good tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s creeping on me! I only noticed the other day when making a video with Jo! Once it’s a clear puddle I’m getting the bic razor out!

D.way ahead of ya i saw a pic that someone took on friday and when i saw her reflection in the top of my head realised it may be time for drastic action

u know its bad tho when 1 hands not enough to cover it up

managed to hide it on the other ones though "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eggs"

Bacon

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Go for a Tonsure

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

You can buy 'Regaine' over the counter. It is a lotion you have to apply for the rest of your life if it works for you. This is the best time to try it. It can bring back some hair of the follicles that are not fully dead yet, and prevents further hair drop.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I was reading yesterday that most men would lose some cock size, if they could prevent going bald. I was sceptical, knowing the desire om here that lots have for more size.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was reading yesterday that most men would lose some cock size, if they could prevent going bald. I was sceptical, knowing the desire om here that lots have for more size. "
id not go that far

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Did you read about Regaine ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you read about Regaine ?"
yes i saw it cheers

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

But... but...some of us ladies love the bald head

Embrace it and free yourselves from the worry of “is it showing” “did I comb over enough to hide the spot”

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

According to QI, the only certain way to cause hair regrowth is castration.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"According to QI, the only certain way to cause hair regrowth is castration. "
what, even on ya ya-ya’s?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to QI, the only certain way to cause hair regrowth is castration. "
yeah well sandy would say that wouldnt she

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Don't worry about it

I've got a huge bald spot, but it doesn't FEEL like a bald spot as there's still a bit there.

So I give myself a No.1 all over in the summer, but grow it out in the winter.

It's currently halfway over my ears, and near the bottom of my collar. I may well look ridiculous but I couldn't give a fuck

I give a fuck "

Looks like you should have asked while ago tbh....

If I have a good shaped head and it was running away fast I’d go bolide or no.1

If not and it was just a bit and it bothered me I’d get treatment.

But it’s not gonna happen I’m have grey sides coming instead, bald or silver I’m told, not usually both ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So guys when that time comes and the duck pond starts to become lake windermere what do u do?

Comb over?

Where a lot of hats?

Wig?

Hair transplant?

Grow a rat tail to distract from the shiny bit?

Live in denial hulk hogan style or just bone it?

What has been your chosen option?

"

Doubt it’ll happen to me but if it did I would shave it all off and have a bit of dignity

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I embraced it and I look pretty damn gooooood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crop just above the eyebrows

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"You can buy 'Regaine' over the counter. It is a lotion you have to apply for the rest of your life if it works for you. This is the best time to try it. It can bring back some hair of the follicles that are not fully dead yet, and prevents further hair drop. "

You can proper treatment now in the UK , the vampire method

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bald is beautiful. Yul never look back.

So many sexy men ........ but not Voldemort okay...... he's a bit fucking wrong really.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't think it's time that does it. I'm not bald.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bald is beautiful. Yul never look back.

So many sexy men ........ but not Voldemort okay...... he's a bit fucking wrong really."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just makes new space for another tattoo

Twisted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It just makes new space for another tattoo

Twisted"
i dont like the one i have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shave it all off

-I grew mine from shaving it off.. i know it's not the same thing. But if the grass doesn't grow, get a patio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought about having a hair transplant but I heard it rarely works properly.

I don't know if this is true but someone once told me that if you get castrated it stops you from going bald.

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Be brave!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Just cut it short and own it. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"shave it all off

-I grew mine from shaving it off.. i know it's not the same thing. But if the grass doesn't grow, get a patio."

Mummy, life just isn't fair ....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I thought about having a hair transplant but I heard it rarely works properly.

I don't know if this is true but someone once told me that if you get castrated it stops you from going bald. "

You've got gorgeous hair now tho ....

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"So guys when that time comes and the duck pond starts to become lake windermere what do u do?

Comb over?

Where a lot of hats?

Wig?

Hair transplant?

Grow a rat tail to distract from the shiny bit?

Live in denial hulk hogan style or just bone it?

What has been your chosen option?

"

0.5 all over. Loads of comments from people saying I look younger, very well, better with it shorter.

Boom!

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