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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was on the way to market once and bought some magic beans of this chap and then swapped them for a machine that makes dog shoes. Its been a while before my first sale but theres one born every min I spose aint there and my first victime should be getting theres in Dudley any moment now

Oooow hello chikin didnt see ya there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A savoury cream cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Peugeot 307 SW

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat "

And will you be posting pics of said pouch with snazzy foot wear

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A santas little helper out fit for my pussy...it was not amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat

And will you be posting pics of said pouch with snazzy foot wear "

i need to see this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was on the way to market once and bought some magic beans of this chap and then swapped them for a machine that makes dog shoes. Its been a while before my first sale but theres one born every min I spose aint there and my first victime should be getting theres in Dudley any moment now

Oooow hello chikin didnt see ya there xx "
oh lol.... I actually lol'd there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pierced lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pierced lip "

that sounds hot!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat

And will you be posting pics of said pouch with snazzy foot wear

i need to see this lol"

look your pair of pee takers

its functional not a fashon statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha love it made me really lol! Dog shoes,its the thought that counted x

My worst purchase has to be a ps3 for the husband. What a mistaka to make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat

And will you be posting pics of said pouch with snazzy foot wear

i need to see this lol

look your pair of pee takers

its functional not a fashon statement "

im intregued now actually missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat "

If it makes you feel better rescue, police and military dogs use shoes all the time. Normally not with heels, but hey each to there own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A santas little helper out fit for my pussy...it was not amused "

Where did ya put Rudolphs carrot...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat

If it makes you feel better rescue, police and military dogs use shoes all the time. Normally not with heels, but hey each to there own. "

hahaha stiletto dog shoes for the more sophisticated pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once bought my ex wife a wedding ring. Big mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once bought my ex wife a wedding ring. Big mistake. "

Haha, brilliant.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat

And will you be posting pics of said pouch with snazzy foot wear

i need to see this lol

look your pair of pee takers

its functional not a fashon statement "

NN you can get paw waxif that is any help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kit claiming to "Grow Your Own Sea-Monkey's"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat

And will you be posting pics of said pouch with snazzy foot wear

i need to see this lol"

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"you have ever purchased?

I have to say mine is a set of dog shoes i ordered off the internet that came today

I'm not a fruit loop but my dog keeps cutting his pads when we are in the woods, its the 3rd time ive been to the vets with him with a cut foot and hes only 9 months, so i ordered him some foot protection for when we're out and about in rough terrain and i have to say.....he looks a right twat

And will you be posting pics of said pouch with snazzy foot wear

i need to see this lol "

NN think everyone is showing a interest in your pouches shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen those doggy boots and thought they are great!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"I have seen those doggy boots and thought they are great!

"

Pearl what you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full body lycra suit. It was for a regular fancy dress party, but I discovered I had a wee fetish for the feel...I had to work hard not to let it show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you have ever purchased?

A marriage certificate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once bought me a "Pet Rock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely in countries with safe tap water,,,, Bottled Water must rank as a ridicules purchase .

In the US bottled water comes at 10,000 x the cost of tap water , Its sold in a plastic bottle which take 3 times as much water to manufacture as the bottle can contain itself. The plastic bottle manufacturing process, uses 17 million barrels of oil per year, which is the equivalent amount needed to fuel approximately 1 million cars for a year !…… and only 1 in 5 bottles get recycled leaving 1.5 million tons of waste plastic polluting the environment ,,,,,,, which is all canny ridicules really….. init!….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my idiot friend buys bottled water

they get their water from a well having no mains water themselves

the water they get from the well comes from the same source as a certain bottled water company

and thats the brand they buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got home from the pub, went on ebay and bought a 6ft plastic palm tree

cost me 40 quid, but I had to have it.

Most expensive things I bought, again off ebay whilst under the influence was a motorbike, and a private registration number for my car. When I sobered up, the number bore no resemblence to what I read whilst I was pissed

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