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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you want in return to do my ironing.

All offers considered. Doesn't have to be sexual. I just fucking hate ironing.

Anyone willing to take it off my hands?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I actually quite like it I find it relaxing!

I'd do it for a cup of tea and a Tunnock's Tea Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it in exchange for you ending every forum post saying I'm da bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, I’m shit at ironing.

I’d want unlimited KFC food

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually quite like it I find it relaxing!

I'd do it for a cup of tea and a Tunnock's Tea Cake"

I'm terrible at making cups of tea. Is that a deal breaker?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I actually quite like it I find it relaxing!

I'd do it for a cup of tea and a Tunnock's Tea Cake"

You’re on.

Sugar in the tea, or are you sweet enough?

I wonder if that line ever fucking worked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll do it in exchange for you ending every forum post saying I'm da bomb "

I would, but we seem to be having a problem with sheep in the forums lately.

If I do it, everyone will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it in exchange for you ending every forum post saying I'm da bomb

I would, but we seem to be having a problem with sheep in the forums lately.

If I do it, everyone will"

Damn good point. This site would be amazing, if it wasnt for all the people on it

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"What would you want in return to do my ironing.

All offers considered. Doesn't have to be sexual. I just fucking hate ironing.

Anyone willing to take it off my hands?"

I'll do it if you can exterminate Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash my car?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firstly, I’m shit at ironing.

I’d want unlimited KFC food"

I need good ironing skills for something cheaper then an infinite amount of money

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll do it in exchange for you ending every forum post saying I'm da bomb

I would, but we seem to be having a problem with sheep in the forums lately.

If I do it, everyone will

Damn good point. This site would be amazing, if it wasnt for all the people on it "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would you want in return to do my ironing.

All offers considered. Doesn't have to be sexual. I just fucking hate ironing.

Anyone willing to take it off my hands?

I'll do it if you can exterminate Trump "

I just want my clothes ironing. I don't want to be on the run or in prison all my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wash my car?"

Best offer so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good foot rub and back massage

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Packet of hobknobs would do. I’d even throw in a quick hoover around

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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I’d want unlimited KFC food"

Wouldn't this leave greasy fingermarks on the clean washing ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I used to iron naked (yes - had a pic up on an old profile for a while).

Haven't used one in years since I stopped having to wear shirts/suits.

Think we have one somewhere but fuck knows where it is.

No need for one these days. Just a good washing machine. The joys of country living......

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good foot rub and back massage "

But we both know it never ends at a back rub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Packet of hobknobs would do. I’d even throw in a quick hoover around "

Oooh, cheap and extras thrown in

You might have yourself a deal

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"I used to iron naked (yes - had a pic up on an old profile for a while).

Haven't used one in years since I stopped having to wear shirts/suits.

Think we have one somewhere but fuck knows where it is.

No need for one these days. Just a good washing machine. The joys of country living......

A"

You have changed your job as well as where you live ?

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