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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

.... knock them back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... knock them back."
The woman I knocked back on Friday night sitting in the sexually transmitted disease queue at the hospital, as I passed for the brain scan department.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Oh yes,and im sitting here with a massive smile right now and thanking my instinct for doing what it does so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... knock them back. The woman I knocked back on Friday night sitting in the sexually transmitted disease queue at the hospital, as I passed for the brain scan department."

..... she could be sitting there thinking there's that brainless guy who missed out on a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... knock them back. The woman I knocked back on Friday night sitting in the sexually transmitted disease queue at the hospital, as I passed for the brain scan department."

Bollox lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn to pick a rubber brick up from 6ft deep in my PJs at the local swimming baths.

As back in the days of the first ever motarolla mobiles I seen some buxum wench by the canal quite clearly in some form of distress and as chavs were not then thought of as a brand name for scroats I was to assume instead that she had fallen out with her fella and left the house and in the heated argument with her hot Latino lover over the phone had slammed the thing down by the side of the canal and it slipped in beneath the waves (that were on this fine morning unusualy calm and still like a mill pond) like the Titanic.

Oooow sorry did I start to digress abit there then haha. Were was I aww yeah so being a true gent I did as any man would. Noticed that she was already in PJs and asked her if she had done the same course as had I as a child then clod her in after it and coached her through it awarding her marks out of ten afterwards for good effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... knock them back."

Jehovah's been round today then?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


".... knock them back."
Usually a copious amount of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been knocking back drugs now antibotics for tonsillitis and im gagging for some wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... knock them back. The woman I knocked back on Friday night sitting in the sexually transmitted disease queue at the hospital, as I passed for the brain scan department.

..... she could be sitting there thinking there's that brainless guy who missed out on a shag. "

Yeah the scan was negative always good for the HIV one though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of glasses of best single malt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"been knocking back drugs now antibotics for tonsillitis and im gagging for some wine "
I never knock back drugs

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Yep the guy who, according to his profile, has changed his marital status, his height, the size of his cock, his interests and his sexual orientation since we exchanged messages yesterday....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"been knocking back drugs now antibotics for tonsillitis and im gagging for some wine I never knock back drugs"

antibotics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep the guy who, according to his profile, has changed his marital status, his height, the size of his cock, his interests and his sexual orientation since we exchanged messages yesterday.... "

did it work for him LOL

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A row of tequila slammers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... knock them back. The woman I knocked back on Friday night sitting in the sexually transmitted disease queue at the hospital, as I passed for the brain scan department.

Bollox lol"

Look I just wanted to join in shagger! I've never turned down a damseul in my life. Even the time that the first thought that sprung to mind was "how many times she's been left in tyre smoke" Big Debbie lol

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