FabSwingers.com forum: If only you were............

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

In your Fab experience finish off this well known phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closer

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closer - has to be the most common answer haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or taller

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Or taller

I fail on both counts then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or taller

I fail on both counts then

Nothing wrong with height, I’m short

. It’s no good, you’ll have to move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viewable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so fucking lazy !

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Thinner, you fat git.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"In your Fab experience finish off this well known phrase.

If only you were tied to my bed

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Or taller

I fail on both counts then

Nothing wrong with height, I’m short

. It’s no good, you’ll have to move

Ok, I shall start house hunting

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

looking to meet couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinner, you fat git. "

HHaha class

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

more like your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Available now

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less picky

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less in demand and want me more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a socially awkward prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'nt such an arsehole."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person I actually wanna fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single.

True though. The amount of hot guys on here who are playing away is unreal. I’m spiritual and believe in karmic retribution so I can’t knowingly go with a taken guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better looking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person I actually wanna fuck"

your quads

and what’s a wankle? I like the word but what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person I actually wanna fuck

your quads

and what’s a wankle? I like the word but what is it?"

I heard the word mankle... A man's ankle, the womans version must be wankle, which makes me laugh

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Not so ugly

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Into older men.

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Or taller

...looking for someone not so tall lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less folically challenged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this land mass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person I actually wanna fuck

your quads

and what’s a wankle? I like the word but what is it?

I heard the word mankle... A man's ankle, the womans version must be wankle, which makes me laugh "

Better than a cankle I suppose, when people have no ankles just a big solid leg.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 26/01/20 18:31:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A remainer / brexiteer select where applicable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... here now!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

able to read...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less of a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less like a beach master.. Buying you a rodeo clown for the fridge might help..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living in my town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Less of a twat"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Less of a twat

Thanks

I'll keep wishing, one day it might happen

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Bisexual

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Less of a twat

Thanks

I'll keep wishing, one day it might happen

Cheeky you are

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’m surprised the age one didn’t come up more often TBH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so busy

Bouncing on my cock right now

The sweet talkers..

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Bigger. I showed them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into older women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into older men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willing to travel too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/01/20 20:24:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not lactose intolerant we could share a milkshake , two straws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single

Meeting

Into younger guys

Into older guys (I am)

Not ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More like a fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not lactose intolerant we could share a milkshake , two straws

Not sure why but this has made laugh!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In to men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy

Here! Haha

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

a lot closer/ lived nearby

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not lactose intolerant we could share a milkshake , two straws

Not sure why but this has made laugh!

I read it as Lacoste intolerant for some reason.

I was thinking WTF????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not lactose intolerant we could share a milkshake , two straws

Not sure why but this has made laugh!

I read it as Lacoste intolerant for some reason.

I was thinking WTF????

Omg that's even funnier! Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

next to me

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Allowed to play separately we only want women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not lactose intolerant we could share a milkshake , two straws

Not sure why but this has made laugh!

I read it as Lacoste intolerant for some reason.

I was thinking WTF????

Omg that's even funnier! Hahahahahahahaha "

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were speaking to me

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Closer/wanted more

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"were speaking to me

Hahahaa as your inbox now explodes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... a couple where we all fancied each other the same

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Closer and here now !

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Living nearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Able to build a fully working Tardis, then distance and time issues would be negated

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Not such a knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Able to build a fully working Tardis, then distance and time issues would be negated

Get on it Taff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taller

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Not into dressing as a woman. This is my perpetual problem with the girls lol. Ho hum.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Not into dressing as a woman. This is my perpetual problem with the girls lol. Ho hum.

Not such a big issue as you may think....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

someone else.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"someone else."

Granny!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Closer

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Superman so I could fly across the channel whenever I wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better looking....

Further away.....

Had a bigger cock......

Not in here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better looking

Funnier

More intelligent

Less of a dickwad

Less annoying

Not so full of yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

much closer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not such a man child who at 32 still lived at home...had his mum do all his washing and ironing..learnt to fucking drive rather than getting his younger sister or dad to ferry him round...oh and that bloody star wars duvet...what are you even thinking...your a grown arsed man...

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Not into dressing as a woman. This is my perpetual problem with the girls lol. Ho hum.

Not such a big issue as you may think...."

Must just be this small island then! Perhaps I need a bigger pond to go fishing in lol.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

The one that truly gets me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older/closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Older/closer

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Oh and Taller

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Not you

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

Definitely got to be closer

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